American Potato
@americanpotato.bsky.social
I’m just a potato, try not to mash me
I say this with the utmost sincerity:
Anyone who voted for Donald Trump is a fucking idiot.
Anyone who voted for Donald Trump is a fucking idiot.
March 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I say this with the utmost sincerity:
Anyone who voted for Donald Trump is a fucking idiot.
Anyone who voted for Donald Trump is a fucking idiot.
We would’ve gotten away with it too if not for those pesky journalists and their accepting of our requests to join our super secret war planning group chat.
March 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We would’ve gotten away with it too if not for those pesky journalists and their accepting of our requests to join our super secret war planning group chat.
The Trump regime handling top secret information:
March 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Trump regime handling top secret information:
I think anyone who vandalizes a Tesler should go to the El Salvador mega prison. You know what, send the trans, gays and liberals there too. They’re all radical terrorists hellbent on the destruction of the United States of Trump.
March 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I think anyone who vandalizes a Tesler should go to the El Salvador mega prison. You know what, send the trans, gays and liberals there too. They’re all radical terrorists hellbent on the destruction of the United States of Trump.
Imagine being excited about the onset of fascism simply because “your side” is “winning.”
March 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Imagine being excited about the onset of fascism simply because “your side” is “winning.”
It’s wild that one day you just suddenly exist. I never asked for that.
March 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It’s wild that one day you just suddenly exist. I never asked for that.
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Those poor astronauts are returning to earth. If I were them I’d just launch myself into the sun instead.
March 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Those poor astronauts are returning to earth. If I were them I’d just launch myself into the sun instead.
It’s ok to admit you were tricked by Trump and Musk. I was tricked by Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense when I was 11. It happens.
March 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s ok to admit you were tricked by Trump and Musk. I was tricked by Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense when I was 11. It happens.
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Bonhoeffer was right.
Bonhoeffer's "theory of stupidity": We have more to fear from stupid people than evil ones
Bonhoeffer's "theory of stupidity" posits that we have more to fear from stupidity than evil. The latter is easier to defeat than the former.
bigthink.com
March 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Bonhoeffer was right.
Not all MAGAts are flat earthers, but all flat earthers are MAGAts
March 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Not all MAGAts are flat earthers, but all flat earthers are MAGAts
I just learned we all have Trump Derangement Syndrome. The only cure is to drink the orange kool-aid.
March 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I just learned we all have Trump Derangement Syndrome. The only cure is to drink the orange kool-aid.
Missing: Chuck Schumer’s spine. If found please shove it back up his ass
March 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Missing: Chuck Schumer’s spine. If found please shove it back up his ass
Every president up until this one has divested themselves from their personal interests. Suckers!
March 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Every president up until this one has divested themselves from their personal interests. Suckers!
Calling a peaceful protestor a domestic terrorist is like calling a newborn baby a serial killer
March 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Calling a peaceful protestor a domestic terrorist is like calling a newborn baby a serial killer
Think it’s about time I find a nice sweet potato and settle down
March 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Think it’s about time I find a nice sweet potato and settle down
I wish republicans were smart enough to know how dumb they are.
March 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I wish republicans were smart enough to know how dumb they are.
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Musk claims Social Security is a "gigantic magnet to attract illegal immigrants."
In fact, immigrants here illegally do not collect Social Security. But they pay $25.7 billion a year into it, a recent study found, so these undocumented workers are actually subsidizing Americans.
In fact, immigrants here illegally do not collect Social Security. But they pay $25.7 billion a year into it, a recent study found, so these undocumented workers are actually subsidizing Americans.
March 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Musk claims Social Security is a "gigantic magnet to attract illegal immigrants."
In fact, immigrants here illegally do not collect Social Security. But they pay $25.7 billion a year into it, a recent study found, so these undocumented workers are actually subsidizing Americans.
In fact, immigrants here illegally do not collect Social Security. But they pay $25.7 billion a year into it, a recent study found, so these undocumented workers are actually subsidizing Americans.
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One day he’s telling us that tariffs are amazing because they will bring lots of new jobs to the US and raise so much money we won’t have to pay income tax, then the next day he’s telling us we aren’t doing them because people were nice to him on the phone.
March 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
One day he’s telling us that tariffs are amazing because they will bring lots of new jobs to the US and raise so much money we won’t have to pay income tax, then the next day he’s telling us we aren’t doing them because people were nice to him on the phone.
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We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear
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March 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear
theonion.com/we-must-prot...
theonion.com/we-must-prot...
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If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.
March 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.