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“I hate [Trumpism] because it deprives our republican example of its just influence in the world—enables the enemies of free institutions, with plausibility, to taunt us as hypocrites—causes the real friends of freedom to doubt our sincerity...”
— Abraham Lincoln, Aug. 21, 1858
— Abraham Lincoln, Aug. 21, 1858
December 27, 2024 at 9:52 PM
“I hate [Trumpism] because it deprives our republican example of its just influence in the world—enables the enemies of free institutions, with plausibility, to taunt us as hypocrites—causes the real friends of freedom to doubt our sincerity...”
— Abraham Lincoln, Aug. 21, 1858
— Abraham Lincoln, Aug. 21, 1858
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1/ Every year I tell my one terrible Christmas aviation joke.
So Santa’s coming up for his biannual flight review, and the examiner shows up to the North Pole.
So Santa’s coming up for his biannual flight review, and the examiner shows up to the North Pole.
December 25, 2024 at 12:46 AM
1/ Every year I tell my one terrible Christmas aviation joke.
So Santa’s coming up for his biannual flight review, and the examiner shows up to the North Pole.
So Santa’s coming up for his biannual flight review, and the examiner shows up to the North Pole.
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Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built
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December 11, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built
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I’m sorry but this is just hilarious to me.
December 4, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I’m sorry but this is just hilarious to me.
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How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
December 2, 2024 at 11:40 PM
How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
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This is Theo. He's always looking out for his older sister Mia. Sometimes that means simply making sure she gets enough pets at day care. 13/10 for both
December 2, 2024 at 8:12 PM
This is Theo. He's always looking out for his older sister Mia. Sometimes that means simply making sure she gets enough pets at day care. 13/10 for both
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Back in the day you had to mail a girl this and just hope she sent back a peach.
December 3, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Back in the day you had to mail a girl this and just hope she sent back a peach.
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Aaron Rodgers Takes Blame For Parts Of Game Where Jets Were Winning
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December 2, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Aaron Rodgers Takes Blame For Parts Of Game Where Jets Were Winning
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I immediately heard the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme in my head when I read this so at least I know I’m an awful human being.
December 1, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I immediately heard the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme in my head when I read this so at least I know I’m an awful human being.
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Elon Musk: The Comic Strip
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Elon Musk: The Comic Strip
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Everyday Americans explain why they subscribe to The Onion's print edition.
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November 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Everyday Americans explain why they subscribe to The Onion's print edition.
Ultimately cheaper than joining a cult. Become an Onion member today. Join America's Finest Membership here:
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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A meme made for us GenXers if I ever saw one
November 17, 2024 at 8:01 PM
A meme made for us GenXers if I ever saw one
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November 14, 2024 at 7:35 AM