Amelie Calamity
ameliecalamity.bsky.social
Amelie Calamity
@ameliecalamity.bsky.social
Middle aged peri-menopausal woman who loves pop music, Liverpool FC, reading, my spaniel and #TheArchers
A little. But not as much as I find it odd that he sounds like he’s just walked off a Guy Ritchie movie set
#TheArchers
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The custard cream is a vastly underrated biscuit. One of the finest in my opinion
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh my goodness! There is a lot going on in that house!
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sorry, I wasn’t trying to be an arse or anything. I used to work as a sales rep for a company based in Bedford. I lived in Hull and they all assumed everywhere was an hour away. It took me longer to get to Newcastle than Bedford so I tend to get a bit pedantic sometimes. Hope I haven’t offended.
September 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I don’t think it was ever specified but Leeds is probably the most central city on Yorkshire. It’s still an absolute ball ache to get to the Lakes from there though with traffic. I go up there quite a bit. Although I’m more East Yorkshire
September 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Yorkshire to the Lakes is a good 2-3 hours depending on traffic
September 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Reading this makes me want to take to the streets and match against the far right.
September 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
If I was Stella, I would’ve said, “Pip, why am I with you. You are awful. This relationship is over.”
#TheArchers
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I’m not sure that Garage’s ego would cope with having Bozza on board. Terrifying thought though given how the general public tend to see him as an all round good bloke 🤦🏻‍♀️
September 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Honestly I don’t know what to do with it. I’m going to have to abandon the edge and start putting the inner parts together and work outwards. The idea of the jigsaw was to de-stress but it is not working!!!
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Mine blared out and I couldn’t stop the bloody thing. The dog was not impressed
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If that makes you feel weird look at this below. Whoever designed this is a psychopath:
September 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I do understand, but I’m sure Lawrence has had plenty of drinks thrown in his face over the years. It’s always better to have the moral high ground, but he was awful and at least she didn’t physically hit him
#TheArchers
September 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I started off liking her and it’s waned a bit. I’m hoping she has hidden depths
#TheArchers
September 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I absolutely think that would be fabulous. Chelsea as the Lady of Lower Loxley
#TheArchers
August 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Really? I’m intrigued. I thought he was just boring
#TheArchers
August 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I thought they were paying him but then Lynda found out and was furious and Rex, and the other one that was being paid, quit
#TheArchers
August 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
That is just fabulous
August 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM