Amelie Calamity
@ameliecalamity.bsky.social
Middle aged peri-menopausal woman who loves pop music, Liverpool FC, reading, my spaniel and #TheArchers
If that makes you feel weird look at this below. Whoever designed this is a psychopath:
September 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If that makes you feel weird look at this below. Whoever designed this is a psychopath:
This may be the most British post ever, but I am starting a jigsaw. It is from the USA and I am trying to find the edges to set the border. Why do Americans have to do things in such a weird way? Standard jigsaw pieces are perfectly acceptable and don’t need chopping into bizarre geometric shapes
September 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This may be the most British post ever, but I am starting a jigsaw. It is from the USA and I am trying to find the edges to set the border. Why do Americans have to do things in such a weird way? Standard jigsaw pieces are perfectly acceptable and don’t need chopping into bizarre geometric shapes
Went to the pub today with the dog and he managed to settle in and make himself at home right away.
July 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Went to the pub today with the dog and he managed to settle in and make himself at home right away.
Immediate made me think of this …
July 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Immediate made me think of this …
Hello from Rufus Valentino
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July 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hello from Rufus Valentino
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I’ll try this again with a correct photo this time …
Was it just me or did anyone else think of this when Martyn Gibson ordered a daiquiri and a Long Island iced tea??
#TheArchers
Was it just me or did anyone else think of this when Martyn Gibson ordered a daiquiri and a Long Island iced tea??
#TheArchers
July 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’ll try this again with a correct photo this time …
Was it just me or did anyone else think of this when Martyn Gibson ordered a daiquiri and a Long Island iced tea??
#TheArchers
Was it just me or did anyone else think of this when Martyn Gibson ordered a daiquiri and a Long Island iced tea??
#TheArchers
In light of comments received of this image I was curious to see what an AI generated image of Del Boy would look like. So I asked ChatGPT
July 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
In light of comments received of this image I was curious to see what an AI generated image of Del Boy would look like. So I asked ChatGPT
Here is Adam and cheese working together #TheArchers
March 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Here is Adam and cheese working together #TheArchers
This is him aged 7. He’s very much in charge!
March 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is him aged 7. He’s very much in charge!
Rufus Valentino at 11 weeks
March 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Rufus Valentino at 11 weeks
This is Rufus Valentino, my beloved dog. He has epilepsy and hasn’t had a seizure for over a year. Today he started with mild symptoms whereby his head started to shake as if going into a seizure but doesn’t. However it is almost continuous. I am terrified that I am going to lose him #cockerspaniel
February 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is Rufus Valentino, my beloved dog. He has epilepsy and hasn’t had a seizure for over a year. Today he started with mild symptoms whereby his head started to shake as if going into a seizure but doesn’t. However it is almost continuous. I am terrified that I am going to lose him #cockerspaniel