Amelie Calamity
ameliecalamity.bsky.social
Amelie Calamity
@ameliecalamity.bsky.social
Middle aged peri-menopausal woman who loves pop music, Liverpool FC, reading, my spaniel and #TheArchers
If that makes you feel weird look at this below. Whoever designed this is a psychopath:
September 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This may be the most British post ever, but I am starting a jigsaw. It is from the USA and I am trying to find the edges to set the border. Why do Americans have to do things in such a weird way? Standard jigsaw pieces are perfectly acceptable and don’t need chopping into bizarre geometric shapes
September 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
August 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Vertical farming #TheArchers
August 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Went to the pub today with the dog and he managed to settle in and make himself at home right away.
July 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Immediate made me think of this …
July 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hello from Rufus Valentino
🐶🐾
July 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’ll try this again with a correct photo this time …
Was it just me or did anyone else think of this when Martyn Gibson ordered a daiquiri and a Long Island iced tea??
#TheArchers
July 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
In light of comments received of this image I was curious to see what an AI generated image of Del Boy would look like. So I asked ChatGPT
July 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My heart breaks for the parents who have lost 2 sons, the bride who has lost her husband and 3 children who don’t understand where their Daddy has gone #Jota
#LFC
July 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
June 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
May 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
April 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
We’re fine
April 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
April 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You betcha!
April 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
March 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Here he is
March 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Here he is
#TheArchers
March 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
March 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Here is Adam and cheese working together #TheArchers
March 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
March 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This is him aged 7. He’s very much in charge!
March 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Rufus Valentino at 11 weeks
March 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This is Rufus Valentino, my beloved dog. He has epilepsy and hasn’t had a seizure for over a year. Today he started with mild symptoms whereby his head started to shake as if going into a seizure but doesn’t. However it is almost continuous. I am terrified that I am going to lose him #cockerspaniel
February 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM