Waluigi Mangione
@ameja.bsky.social
Trying to get married to someone with a cool last name.
(She/her) 👊🏳️⚧️🔥
(She/her) 👊🏳️⚧️🔥
Boyfriend…okay!
Crabs…wait!
Beach…okay wait?!
Crabs…wait!
Beach…okay wait?!
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Boyfriend…okay!
Crabs…wait!
Beach…okay wait?!
Crabs…wait!
Beach…okay wait?!
Mountain Dew Ba-humbug Blast
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Mountain Dew Ba-humbug Blast
“Blink blink”
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“Blink blink”
Portmanteau is actually itself a portmanteau of the words “port” and “manteau”.
September 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Portmanteau is actually itself a portmanteau of the words “port” and “manteau”.
On my dark empath type shit
July 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
On my dark empath type shit
The award for best AirPod cover case goes to:
June 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The award for best AirPod cover case goes to:
A question for any MTG players that see this: Fuck, Marry, Kill White, Blue, Black, Red, Green?
Personally, Fuck: Black, Marry: Red, Kill: Green
Personally, Fuck: Black, Marry: Red, Kill: Green
June 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A question for any MTG players that see this: Fuck, Marry, Kill White, Blue, Black, Red, Green?
Personally, Fuck: Black, Marry: Red, Kill: Green
Personally, Fuck: Black, Marry: Red, Kill: Green
This movie will only be acceptable if it manages to keep dialogue to a minimum. We don’t need the tarnished to be played by Jack Black.
May 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This movie will only be acceptable if it manages to keep dialogue to a minimum. We don’t need the tarnished to be played by Jack Black.
“With Traffic lights, green mean go, yellow means yield and red means stop. With bananas it’s just the opposite. Green means slow down, yellow means go ahead, and red means wait a minute…where did you get that banana at?”
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“With Traffic lights, green mean go, yellow means yield and red means stop. With bananas it’s just the opposite. Green means slow down, yellow means go ahead, and red means wait a minute…where did you get that banana at?”
Porsche bumper sticker that says “My other car is a Ford Focus”
May 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Porsche bumper sticker that says “My other car is a Ford Focus”
The Great British Pope-off
April 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Great British Pope-off
Plato coined the word hypotenuse around 400 B.C. It comes from the Greek “hypo-“ meaning “C” and “-tenuse”, meaning “equals the square root of a^2+b^2”.
April 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Plato coined the word hypotenuse around 400 B.C. It comes from the Greek “hypo-“ meaning “C” and “-tenuse”, meaning “equals the square root of a^2+b^2”.
Pitcher at the bar: “It was incredible, I threw a no hitter in the big game today.”
Guy: Oh, that’s awesome! What league do you play in?”
Pitcher: “Coach’s pitch.”
Guy: Oh, that’s awesome! What league do you play in?”
Pitcher: “Coach’s pitch.”
April 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Pitcher at the bar: “It was incredible, I threw a no hitter in the big game today.”
Guy: Oh, that’s awesome! What league do you play in?”
Pitcher: “Coach’s pitch.”
Guy: Oh, that’s awesome! What league do you play in?”
Pitcher: “Coach’s pitch.”
I want my tombstone to read “Don’t turn around”
April 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I want my tombstone to read “Don’t turn around”
Can we call it National Trans-visibili-day?
March 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Can we call it National Trans-visibili-day?
Maybe he meant were clean on OOPS-ec
March 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Maybe he meant were clean on OOPS-ec
Positive Affirmations really work.
March 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Positive Affirmations really work.
hello sharks today i'm asking for my friend to come over and spend the night
March 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
hello sharks today i'm asking for my friend to come over and spend the night
My favorite part of Magic: The Gathering is c:
March 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My favorite part of Magic: The Gathering is c:
I can’t wait to build a new commander deck around Sarkon Deez
March 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I can’t wait to build a new commander deck around Sarkon Deez
March brings a quantity over quality approach to holiday.
March 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
March brings a quantity over quality approach to holiday.
*clears throat* *taps mic* Doge kids? Call-em Broccoli Rab-ers
March 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*clears throat* *taps mic* Doge kids? Call-em Broccoli Rab-ers
DOGE kids? You mean the Broccoli Robbers?
March 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
DOGE kids? You mean the Broccoli Robbers?
I’m not sorry I’m late to work. I was doing nothing.
March 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m not sorry I’m late to work. I was doing nothing.