Ooh yeah I bet. I had one poking around in my sinuses which simultaneously hurt and tickled. Made my eyes water.

I'm doing good. My blood pressure is swinging up n down so hopefully getting that sorted tomorrow but other than that still waiting for my MRI.

Luckily my Turkish friend is paying his annual visit to our continental market next week so I can get a nice new replacement.

Im still a bit weak. Building myself up slowly. Blood pressure is more stable now. Waiting for an MRI scan to check the other varices aren't likely to rupture. There's only so many times I can cheat the reaper

He looked out for me when I was first moved to that ward and we just hit it off. Even met his 11yr old son, mum and dad.

When I was well enough to be moved to the majors ward my cannulas became loose. I heard one male nurse say 'people like him deserve what they get. I'm not going near a queer. He's probably got aids'

This sparked a massive row. My cannulas came out and I bled out again. I'm suing the hospital.

It's not a fad or a thing. It's an illness you don't see. Catch an STD, pass it onto your gay married husband, tell everyone else you've done behind his back & given it to - that's ok. Try telling someone you're sad. That soon sorts out friends..

Ewww.. I won't even buy his pies.