"Bentley" 🐻🏳️🌈🇬🇧
@ameeksy.bsky.social
Potential husbear. Dad to squirrels Sid & Squizzy. Proud Gen Xer. Frequently distracted. Often cheeky. Sometimes naughty 😋
For those wondering where I've been lately. Well last year I had some oesophageal varices banded. Apparently incorrectly. One of them burst causing me to collapse, go unconscious and start to bleed out. Had my mum not popped around I'd be dead. I was blue lighted straight to ICU
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
For those wondering where I've been lately. Well last year I had some oesophageal varices banded. Apparently incorrectly. One of them burst causing me to collapse, go unconscious and start to bleed out. Had my mum not popped around I'd be dead. I was blue lighted straight to ICU
Dear Google. Why have you installed this on my phone? I don't use gaming. I'm an adult who hasn't played a game since pac man. I don't want anything to do with AR or AI. You should have no business in my phone if I don't pay you.
October 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Dear Google. Why have you installed this on my phone? I don't use gaming. I'm an adult who hasn't played a game since pac man. I don't want anything to do with AR or AI. You should have no business in my phone if I don't pay you.
I love a ginger cat. My Basra Puss was the loveliest soul. One thing I didn't appreciate was waking up, roasting hot because she'd found a way into the bedroom, curl up just like this & sleep on my head. But I❤️d her.
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I love a ginger cat. My Basra Puss was the loveliest soul. One thing I didn't appreciate was waking up, roasting hot because she'd found a way into the bedroom, curl up just like this & sleep on my head. But I❤️d her.
Well done Tom for winning the BTC Championship this year. He's a really nice decent guy.
A sad goodbye to my little fave Jake - it won't be the same without him next year
A sad goodbye to my little fave Jake - it won't be the same without him next year
October 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Well done Tom for winning the BTC Championship this year. He's a really nice decent guy.
A sad goodbye to my little fave Jake - it won't be the same without him next year
A sad goodbye to my little fave Jake - it won't be the same without him next year
A chunkier me with Bodey who was just the softest lovely lad... and I used to be absolutely seriously terrified of dogs.
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A chunkier me with Bodey who was just the softest lovely lad... and I used to be absolutely seriously terrified of dogs.
Fred Dibnah Story... seeing him with his 4yr old step son.
Eee likes diggin oles. Especially in t'rain. I think he used to be a coal miner.
Me in 1979 with my grandad... diggin oles 😁
Eee likes diggin oles. Especially in t'rain. I think he used to be a coal miner.
Me in 1979 with my grandad... diggin oles 😁
October 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Fred Dibnah Story... seeing him with his 4yr old step son.
Eee likes diggin oles. Especially in t'rain. I think he used to be a coal miner.
Me in 1979 with my grandad... diggin oles 😁
Eee likes diggin oles. Especially in t'rain. I think he used to be a coal miner.
Me in 1979 with my grandad... diggin oles 😁
Ronnie the donkey from Jacobs Ridge. He's officially my therapist. He listens, nussles, nibbles and always smiles at you. Sometimes its all you need to make you smile.
September 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ronnie the donkey from Jacobs Ridge. He's officially my therapist. He listens, nussles, nibbles and always smiles at you. Sometimes its all you need to make you smile.
It's the secret recepie to THE perfect gravy in the best local chippy. They smash a suet pud into the gravy pot. Deeeeelish! It's better than this abortion...
September 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's the secret recepie to THE perfect gravy in the best local chippy. They smash a suet pud into the gravy pot. Deeeeelish! It's better than this abortion...
A late lunch of fresh mackerel omelette with a side salad.
The garden centre was a waste of time. But I come home to find the latest plant porn has arrived. I could have stayed in and waited for the post.
The garden centre was a waste of time. But I come home to find the latest plant porn has arrived. I could have stayed in and waited for the post.
September 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
A late lunch of fresh mackerel omelette with a side salad.
The garden centre was a waste of time. But I come home to find the latest plant porn has arrived. I could have stayed in and waited for the post.
The garden centre was a waste of time. But I come home to find the latest plant porn has arrived. I could have stayed in and waited for the post.
My solar LED hot air balloons from Home Bargains. The best thing I bought all year.
September 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My solar LED hot air balloons from Home Bargains. The best thing I bought all year.
Well when I woke up this morning I never imagined I'd end the day actively trying to buy a disused victorian public toilet block.
Seriously! Why? Well it was a cottage and I learned a lot in there from the age of 15 & it was right next to the police station... 😜
Seriously! Why? Well it was a cottage and I learned a lot in there from the age of 15 & it was right next to the police station... 😜
September 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Well when I woke up this morning I never imagined I'd end the day actively trying to buy a disused victorian public toilet block.
Seriously! Why? Well it was a cottage and I learned a lot in there from the age of 15 & it was right next to the police station... 😜
Seriously! Why? Well it was a cottage and I learned a lot in there from the age of 15 & it was right next to the police station... 😜
Wow! Lidl are just taking the mick now.
Plopp plopp chocolate! Am I supposed to eat it or shove it up someone's hoop?
Plopp plopp chocolate! Am I supposed to eat it or shove it up someone's hoop?
September 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Wow! Lidl are just taking the mick now.
Plopp plopp chocolate! Am I supposed to eat it or shove it up someone's hoop?
Plopp plopp chocolate! Am I supposed to eat it or shove it up someone's hoop?
Let's see you at 21 (ish)
My student union card photo. The yr I officially came out although the entire family was like "we know, we aren't bothered, we've been waiting for you to say it. Can we just get on with life now?"
My student union card photo. The yr I officially came out although the entire family was like "we know, we aren't bothered, we've been waiting for you to say it. Can we just get on with life now?"
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Let's see you at 21 (ish)
My student union card photo. The yr I officially came out although the entire family was like "we know, we aren't bothered, we've been waiting for you to say it. Can we just get on with life now?"
My student union card photo. The yr I officially came out although the entire family was like "we know, we aren't bothered, we've been waiting for you to say it. Can we just get on with life now?"
My mum got me this. It's true! I'm the first born only son. And SHE DOES HAVE the contacts to terrorise anyone who treats me bad. Her contacts are much worse than mine. Ask my 8 time cheating bastard ex husband.
I grew up with doormen and club contacts. No wonder I made it my business 😜
I grew up with doormen and club contacts. No wonder I made it my business 😜
August 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My mum got me this. It's true! I'm the first born only son. And SHE DOES HAVE the contacts to terrorise anyone who treats me bad. Her contacts are much worse than mine. Ask my 8 time cheating bastard ex husband.
I grew up with doormen and club contacts. No wonder I made it my business 😜
I grew up with doormen and club contacts. No wonder I made it my business 😜
Pop culture moments that were formative to your sexuality.
I was most definitely born with mine. My whole family agree it was never in question but I give you Marilyn - an absolute nightmare to work with, Jesse from Street Hawk, Knight Rider and my mum. Btw I still have that yellow rolls royce 😉
I was most definitely born with mine. My whole family agree it was never in question but I give you Marilyn - an absolute nightmare to work with, Jesse from Street Hawk, Knight Rider and my mum. Btw I still have that yellow rolls royce 😉
August 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Pop culture moments that were formative to your sexuality.
I was most definitely born with mine. My whole family agree it was never in question but I give you Marilyn - an absolute nightmare to work with, Jesse from Street Hawk, Knight Rider and my mum. Btw I still have that yellow rolls royce 😉
I was most definitely born with mine. My whole family agree it was never in question but I give you Marilyn - an absolute nightmare to work with, Jesse from Street Hawk, Knight Rider and my mum. Btw I still have that yellow rolls royce 😉
Going through the pockets of my washing and found this in my shorts from last Friday. It's a souvenir badge from the Barriere performance, the Belgian guy must have slipped it in when we danced last week.
"Life is great, while you wait"
"Life is great, while you wait"
August 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Going through the pockets of my washing and found this in my shorts from last Friday. It's a souvenir badge from the Barriere performance, the Belgian guy must have slipped it in when we danced last week.
"Life is great, while you wait"
"Life is great, while you wait"
I wish I could be an artist. It amazes me how a person can paint such detail. They must have special brains.
August 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I wish I could be an artist. It amazes me how a person can paint such detail. They must have special brains.
Stumbled upon a display of pictures from the national gallery in one of the city's gardens. This is The Tailor. He can measure my inside leg anytime 😉
August 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Stumbled upon a display of pictures from the national gallery in one of the city's gardens. This is The Tailor. He can measure my inside leg anytime 😉
This is pure art. The talent and technique involved in this one picture is immense! Look at the shading... its like looking at a portrait.
August 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is pure art. The talent and technique involved in this one picture is immense! Look at the shading... its like looking at a portrait.
We have some great street art amongst the junkies, immigrant dealers, dodgy barbers and vape shops.
#stokeontrent city centre.
#stokeontrent city centre.
August 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We have some great street art amongst the junkies, immigrant dealers, dodgy barbers and vape shops.
#stokeontrent city centre.
#stokeontrent city centre.
The Belgian guy I danced with yesterday was part of Barriere. Here he is performing today. He blew me a kiss.
It warmed my heart.
It warmed my heart.
August 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Belgian guy I danced with yesterday was part of Barriere. Here he is performing today. He blew me a kiss.
It warmed my heart.
It warmed my heart.
Ancient Giants - Hanuman and Ravan are an ancient South Asian God and Demon King. Of course I got asked for a hug by the Demon King
August 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ancient Giants - Hanuman and Ravan are an ancient South Asian God and Demon King. Of course I got asked for a hug by the Demon King
3 acts left at Big Feast. Lots of DILF trade around 😍
Just watched 3 people in air conditioning tubes do interpretive dance... 🤔
Just watched 3 people in air conditioning tubes do interpretive dance... 🤔
August 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
3 acts left at Big Feast. Lots of DILF trade around 😍
Just watched 3 people in air conditioning tubes do interpretive dance... 🤔
Just watched 3 people in air conditioning tubes do interpretive dance... 🤔
Its happened. First act and I've done my usual - fallen in love with a brass player. In this case the guy in blue wearing the fez playing trumpet.
Mr Wilsons Second Liners were great.
Mr Wilsons Second Liners were great.
August 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Its happened. First act and I've done my usual - fallen in love with a brass player. In this case the guy in blue wearing the fez playing trumpet.
Mr Wilsons Second Liners were great.
Mr Wilsons Second Liners were great.