"Bentley" 🐻🏳️🌈🇬🇧
@ameeksy.bsky.social
Potential husbear. Dad to squirrels Sid & Squizzy. Proud Gen Xer. Frequently distracted. Often cheeky. Sometimes naughty 😋
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"Bentley" 🐻🏳️🌈🇬🇧
@ameeksy.bsky.social
· May 24
Getting your ear chewed off… #saynotodrugs
YouTube video by Josh James
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Literally my life running clubs and / or their doors... and I loved it despite being shot at in Birmingham, held hostage at knife point in Blackpool and found beaten unconscious in the street in Digbeth, plus all the rest of the chaos that usually went on 😉
Joe is an absolute legend and genuine inspiration. The big burly man admitted to crying before training because he was depressed and didn't know why.
Pete Wicks: Tattoos, Trauma & Trying to Be Enough
YouTube video by Joe Marler Will See You Now
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February 19, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Joe is an absolute legend and genuine inspiration. The big burly man admitted to crying before training because he was depressed and didn't know why.
When is the law going to come for the leader of the free world if royalty is being arrested. This president who shits himself in public & is showing positive signs of dementia.
The reason why the world laughs at America? We don't elect old men with a lot of money but mental illness.
The reason why the world laughs at America? We don't elect old men with a lot of money but mental illness.
February 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
When is the law going to come for the leader of the free world if royalty is being arrested. This president who shits himself in public & is showing positive signs of dementia.
The reason why the world laughs at America? We don't elect old men with a lot of money but mental illness.
The reason why the world laughs at America? We don't elect old men with a lot of money but mental illness.
I can't wait for Harry & Meghan to pipe up like the gobshite SHE IS. I bet they both knew Geoffrey personally
February 19, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I can't wait for Harry & Meghan to pipe up like the gobshite SHE IS. I bet they both knew Geoffrey personally
Well that's got me out of bed.
A former royal being arrested. Good on the king. I'd sack Andrew off and cast him to the wolves too. We used to just behead em.
Its upsetting that he was the queen's favourite. It tarnishes her memory and that's unforgivable to me.
A former royal being arrested. Good on the king. I'd sack Andrew off and cast him to the wolves too. We used to just behead em.
Its upsetting that he was the queen's favourite. It tarnishes her memory and that's unforgivable to me.
February 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Well that's got me out of bed.
A former royal being arrested. Good on the king. I'd sack Andrew off and cast him to the wolves too. We used to just behead em.
Its upsetting that he was the queen's favourite. It tarnishes her memory and that's unforgivable to me.
A former royal being arrested. Good on the king. I'd sack Andrew off and cast him to the wolves too. We used to just behead em.
Its upsetting that he was the queen's favourite. It tarnishes her memory and that's unforgivable to me.
Is it summer yet? No? I'll go back to bed with a bacon butty then.
February 19, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Is it summer yet? No? I'll go back to bed with a bacon butty then.
Ooh don't mention the armed forces. You'll get cancelled 🤔
February 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Ooh don't mention the armed forces. You'll get cancelled 🤔
This breaks my heart. Doing club doors you often meet the most vulnerable people in the most chaotic environment who have slipped through the system. There but for the grace of god could any one of us be. The couldn't care less attitude of police forces towards protecting them still infuriates me.
I love watching dad act so nurturing to his baby
YouTube video by Kameron Sarah
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February 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This breaks my heart. Doing club doors you often meet the most vulnerable people in the most chaotic environment who have slipped through the system. There but for the grace of god could any one of us be. The couldn't care less attitude of police forces towards protecting them still infuriates me.
When you spend the day sorting through bags of clothes deciding what to recycle & what to sell & your mum holds up a bag of pills she's found going through your pockets.
"What are these?"
Wow! Mitzi's! I wondered where they'd gone. They're 26 yrs old!
*mum rolls eyes*
"What are these?"
Wow! Mitzi's! I wondered where they'd gone. They're 26 yrs old!
*mum rolls eyes*
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
When you spend the day sorting through bags of clothes deciding what to recycle & what to sell & your mum holds up a bag of pills she's found going through your pockets.
"What are these?"
Wow! Mitzi's! I wondered where they'd gone. They're 26 yrs old!
*mum rolls eyes*
"What are these?"
Wow! Mitzi's! I wondered where they'd gone. They're 26 yrs old!
*mum rolls eyes*
Off to bed. I've only just recovered from last weeks sorting out of clothes from the past 20yrs in the old work room with my mum. Today we should hit the old Westwood, Dolce & Gabanna and Armani
Having met Vivy numerous times I treasure her creations and they'll be framed & displayed the rest...
Having met Vivy numerous times I treasure her creations and they'll be framed & displayed the rest...
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Off to bed. I've only just recovered from last weeks sorting out of clothes from the past 20yrs in the old work room with my mum. Today we should hit the old Westwood, Dolce & Gabanna and Armani
Having met Vivy numerous times I treasure her creations and they'll be framed & displayed the rest...
Having met Vivy numerous times I treasure her creations and they'll be framed & displayed the rest...
I knew the English created the computer. That we created the internet and made it free to use. I didn't know that the dark web was created by the American govt for it's spies to communicate. Then America made it accessible to the world & it's criminals and terrorists.
February 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I knew the English created the computer. That we created the internet and made it free to use. I didn't know that the dark web was created by the American govt for it's spies to communicate. Then America made it accessible to the world & it's criminals and terrorists.
Buy. Borrow. Die.
I BORROWED... a lot and thanks to the banking crisis and economic crash the banks I borrowed from ceased to exist so free money 😁
Now I BUY things which earn me money and thanks to my old lifestyle I'm going to DIE before I get too old.
Im the perfect citizen.
I BORROWED... a lot and thanks to the banking crisis and economic crash the banks I borrowed from ceased to exist so free money 😁
Now I BUY things which earn me money and thanks to my old lifestyle I'm going to DIE before I get too old.
Im the perfect citizen.
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Buy. Borrow. Die.
I BORROWED... a lot and thanks to the banking crisis and economic crash the banks I borrowed from ceased to exist so free money 😁
Now I BUY things which earn me money and thanks to my old lifestyle I'm going to DIE before I get too old.
Im the perfect citizen.
I BORROWED... a lot and thanks to the banking crisis and economic crash the banks I borrowed from ceased to exist so free money 😁
Now I BUY things which earn me money and thanks to my old lifestyle I'm going to DIE before I get too old.
Im the perfect citizen.
This is like when a couple has a 3sum and all of the attention from the 3rd person is focused on one partner 😉
Original Version #hilarious I think I've watched this over 100 times already 😆
YouTube video by Julio Cruz
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February 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
This is like when a couple has a 3sum and all of the attention from the 3rd person is focused on one partner 😉
What a day of chaos. My mum went out this morning unaware she hadn't shut the back door properly. Sid, my squirrel, let himself in & helped himself. Had to go down and get him out.
5hrs plus peanuts, walnuts and cashews... the little bugger!
5hrs plus peanuts, walnuts and cashews... the little bugger!
February 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
What a day of chaos. My mum went out this morning unaware she hadn't shut the back door properly. Sid, my squirrel, let himself in & helped himself. Had to go down and get him out.
5hrs plus peanuts, walnuts and cashews... the little bugger!
5hrs plus peanuts, walnuts and cashews... the little bugger!
What a weird day. My body has endured arctic wind on platforms, tropical air conditioning, sleet, rain, sun. Another arctic platform & a stuffy germ filled train full of people from god knows where in West Africa with at least 5 kids.
Christ I really do miss the peace n quiet of a COVID Lockdown.
Christ I really do miss the peace n quiet of a COVID Lockdown.
February 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
What a weird day. My body has endured arctic wind on platforms, tropical air conditioning, sleet, rain, sun. Another arctic platform & a stuffy germ filled train full of people from god knows where in West Africa with at least 5 kids.
Christ I really do miss the peace n quiet of a COVID Lockdown.
Christ I really do miss the peace n quiet of a COVID Lockdown.
Someone in this train carriage
ABSOLUTELY STINKS of weed 🤮
It's feral. I'd have people like this arrested & tazed directly on their bum ring.
I hate the smell. If you're going to do drugs do it with style & without a smell. Chop out a line or hit up a vein. Weed is the alcopop of the drug world.
ABSOLUTELY STINKS of weed 🤮
It's feral. I'd have people like this arrested & tazed directly on their bum ring.
I hate the smell. If you're going to do drugs do it with style & without a smell. Chop out a line or hit up a vein. Weed is the alcopop of the drug world.
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Someone in this train carriage
ABSOLUTELY STINKS of weed 🤮
It's feral. I'd have people like this arrested & tazed directly on their bum ring.
I hate the smell. If you're going to do drugs do it with style & without a smell. Chop out a line or hit up a vein. Weed is the alcopop of the drug world.
ABSOLUTELY STINKS of weed 🤮
It's feral. I'd have people like this arrested & tazed directly on their bum ring.
I hate the smell. If you're going to do drugs do it with style & without a smell. Chop out a line or hit up a vein. Weed is the alcopop of the drug world.
Christ I hate having to come to Birmingham. Especially when it's business and tax time. Thank god the offices are in the jewellery quarter so I can kill two birds with one stone.
They should have installed heating on the New St platforms though. Sodding freezing again.
They should have installed heating on the New St platforms though. Sodding freezing again.
February 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Christ I hate having to come to Birmingham. Especially when it's business and tax time. Thank god the offices are in the jewellery quarter so I can kill two birds with one stone.
They should have installed heating on the New St platforms though. Sodding freezing again.
They should have installed heating on the New St platforms though. Sodding freezing again.
Train platforms have to be one of the coldest places on earth.
February 16, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Train platforms have to be one of the coldest places on earth.
I'm moving to Switzerland and taking my brush with me.
Their mens curling team are delicious 😛
Their mens curling team are delicious 😛
February 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I'm moving to Switzerland and taking my brush with me.
Their mens curling team are delicious 😛
Their mens curling team are delicious 😛
Watching the mens freestyle big air at the winter olympics.
Have you seen the gradient of that slope?!?! There is no way you're getting me up something that high. I'd need hardcore sedation & serious alcohol. Even then I'd fight you every inch of the way up.
Have you seen the gradient of that slope?!?! There is no way you're getting me up something that high. I'd need hardcore sedation & serious alcohol. Even then I'd fight you every inch of the way up.
February 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Watching the mens freestyle big air at the winter olympics.
Have you seen the gradient of that slope?!?! There is no way you're getting me up something that high. I'd need hardcore sedation & serious alcohol. Even then I'd fight you every inch of the way up.
Have you seen the gradient of that slope?!?! There is no way you're getting me up something that high. I'd need hardcore sedation & serious alcohol. Even then I'd fight you every inch of the way up.
Due to the shit cold wet weather I think steak and kidney pie with added black pudding and chunky chips is required.
It's got everything a guy needs - meat, internal organs, blood and carbs. Yum!
It's got everything a guy needs - meat, internal organs, blood and carbs. Yum!
February 15, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Due to the shit cold wet weather I think steak and kidney pie with added black pudding and chunky chips is required.
It's got everything a guy needs - meat, internal organs, blood and carbs. Yum!
It's got everything a guy needs - meat, internal organs, blood and carbs. Yum!
Winter Olympics - Curling
The men do it fairly quietly. The women scream shout and bark orders.
Give a woman a broom and she'll turn into a picky witch 😜
The men do it fairly quietly. The women scream shout and bark orders.
Give a woman a broom and she'll turn into a picky witch 😜
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Winter Olympics - Curling
The men do it fairly quietly. The women scream shout and bark orders.
Give a woman a broom and she'll turn into a picky witch 😜
The men do it fairly quietly. The women scream shout and bark orders.
Give a woman a broom and she'll turn into a picky witch 😜
Oh naughty me. I can cause a fight from my bed. I never knew I had such influence 🫢
Who'd guess me saying to an American that the dick van dyke mockney accent is not at all English. I could argue till I'm blue in the face but I've had my fun. I'm going to bed. He's starting his day in a mood 😁
Who'd guess me saying to an American that the dick van dyke mockney accent is not at all English. I could argue till I'm blue in the face but I've had my fun. I'm going to bed. He's starting his day in a mood 😁
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Oh naughty me. I can cause a fight from my bed. I never knew I had such influence 🫢
Who'd guess me saying to an American that the dick van dyke mockney accent is not at all English. I could argue till I'm blue in the face but I've had my fun. I'm going to bed. He's starting his day in a mood 😁
Who'd guess me saying to an American that the dick van dyke mockney accent is not at all English. I could argue till I'm blue in the face but I've had my fun. I'm going to bed. He's starting his day in a mood 😁
A K-Pop Circus in Stoke and it's by the monkey park.
At least local pets should be safe 🫢
At least local pets should be safe 🫢
February 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
A K-Pop Circus in Stoke and it's by the monkey park.
At least local pets should be safe 🫢
At least local pets should be safe 🫢
There's a reason I stay away from sat night tv. I become too honest for my own good. Luckily I don't care.
Mumford and sons - same shit pop but guess what? They play instruments and wooden boxes. Genius! Such original *yawns* talent.
Mumford and sons - same shit pop but guess what? They play instruments and wooden boxes. Genius! Such original *yawns* talent.
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
There's a reason I stay away from sat night tv. I become too honest for my own good. Luckily I don't care.
Mumford and sons - same shit pop but guess what? They play instruments and wooden boxes. Genius! Such original *yawns* talent.
Mumford and sons - same shit pop but guess what? They play instruments and wooden boxes. Genius! Such original *yawns* talent.
Alan Carr shouldn't wear a suit that colour. I can't decide if he looks like Morph or a coeliacs shit
February 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Alan Carr shouldn't wear a suit that colour. I can't decide if he looks like Morph or a coeliacs shit