"Bentley" 🐻🏳️🌈🇬🇧
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Potential husbear. Dad to squirrels Sid & Squizzy. Proud Gen Xer. Frequently distracted. Often cheeky. Sometimes naughty 😋
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"Bentley" 🐻🏳️🌈🇬🇧
@ameeksy.bsky.social
· May 24
Getting your ear chewed off… #saynotodrugs
YouTube video by Josh James
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Literally my life running clubs and / or their doors... and I loved it despite being shot at in Birmingham, held hostage at knife point in Blackpool and found beaten unconscious in the street in Digbeth, plus all the rest of the chaos that usually went on 😉
God I love Toby on classic Casualty. He's so awkward and goofy and adorable. 😍😍
Why don't I ever get cute Dr's? I get the homophobes and a dumpy bossy woman from Iran.
Why don't I ever get cute Dr's? I get the homophobes and a dumpy bossy woman from Iran.
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
God I love Toby on classic Casualty. He's so awkward and goofy and adorable. 😍😍
Why don't I ever get cute Dr's? I get the homophobes and a dumpy bossy woman from Iran.
Why don't I ever get cute Dr's? I get the homophobes and a dumpy bossy woman from Iran.
Endoscopy done, no new varices but have had two sections of oesophagus banded.
Pleased to say I had it done without sedation again keeping my crown as hardcore king of the fully conscious endoscopy. Never have, never will have sedation.
Recovering on the sofa now.
Pleased to say I had it done without sedation again keeping my crown as hardcore king of the fully conscious endoscopy. Never have, never will have sedation.
Recovering on the sofa now.
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Endoscopy done, no new varices but have had two sections of oesophagus banded.
Pleased to say I had it done without sedation again keeping my crown as hardcore king of the fully conscious endoscopy. Never have, never will have sedation.
Recovering on the sofa now.
Pleased to say I had it done without sedation again keeping my crown as hardcore king of the fully conscious endoscopy. Never have, never will have sedation.
Recovering on the sofa now.
Oh joy. The hospital has called me in to have an endoscopy at 8am tomorrow to make sure no more varices are likely to burst again.
I hate having to deep throat a camera
I hate having to deep throat a camera
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Oh joy. The hospital has called me in to have an endoscopy at 8am tomorrow to make sure no more varices are likely to burst again.
I hate having to deep throat a camera
I hate having to deep throat a camera
Off to the hospital to visit my buddy from the bed next door. He's having a rough time so taking him some of his favourite bourbon biscuits.
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Off to the hospital to visit my buddy from the bed next door. He's having a rough time so taking him some of his favourite bourbon biscuits.
Watching old episodes of The Bill from the 90s. I still fancy PC George Garfield after all these years ❤️💦🤤😜
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Watching old episodes of The Bill from the 90s. I still fancy PC George Garfield after all these years ❤️💦🤤😜
Been back to the house for the first time since almost dying there. It looked like a crime scene. Luckily I had collapsed and bled out on the rug so the carpet is ok. The rug was solid with dry blood. Shocked me much I'd lost.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Been back to the house for the first time since almost dying there. It looked like a crime scene. Luckily I had collapsed and bled out on the rug so the carpet is ok. The rug was solid with dry blood. Shocked me much I'd lost.
After discharging myself from the ward from hell the other day I'm going back in - to visit my new bestie who was in the bed next to mine and who happens to live just down the road from me.
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
After discharging myself from the ward from hell the other day I'm going back in - to visit my new bestie who was in the bed next to mine and who happens to live just down the road from me.
For those wondering where I've been lately. Well last year I had some oesophageal varices banded. Apparently incorrectly. One of them burst causing me to collapse, go unconscious and start to bleed out. Had my mum not popped around I'd be dead. I was blue lighted straight to ICU
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
For those wondering where I've been lately. Well last year I had some oesophageal varices banded. Apparently incorrectly. One of them burst causing me to collapse, go unconscious and start to bleed out. Had my mum not popped around I'd be dead. I was blue lighted straight to ICU
I'd love to punish Piers Moron... not least for employing people to hack my phone. I'm not even important, that's how widespread it was. You only hear about the famous. They did it to a damn sight more.
Know your history
YouTube video by Garys Economics
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October 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'd love to punish Piers Moron... not least for employing people to hack my phone. I'm not even important, that's how widespread it was. You only hear about the famous. They did it to a damn sight more.
Eerm - gen whatever you are now - stop expecting things and start asking the politicians YOU pay for for the answers
Are GenXers terrible grandparents? More or less involved in kids and grandkids lives than past gems?
YouTube video by John Kotrides
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October 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Eerm - gen whatever you are now - stop expecting things and start asking the politicians YOU pay for for the answers
Still trying to be laughing. Instead of depressed
Rattling His Sister | Paul Smith
YouTube video by Hot Water Comedy Club
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October 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Still trying to be laughing. Instead of depressed
Rudy doing arab dad is probably the best thing to come out of the USA since....
Why Arabs can’t use AI
YouTube video by Rudy Ayoub
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October 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Rudy doing arab dad is probably the best thing to come out of the USA since....
Just been to buy a salad for lunch. Tried to cross the road but the dickhead at the junction who doesn't know what the little lights called indicators are tried to run me over & gave me a mouthful.
I gave up him my salad through the window.
I gave up him my salad through the window.
October 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Just been to buy a salad for lunch. Tried to cross the road but the dickhead at the junction who doesn't know what the little lights called indicators are tried to run me over & gave me a mouthful.
I gave up him my salad through the window.
I gave up him my salad through the window.
Dear Google. Why have you installed this on my phone? I don't use gaming. I'm an adult who hasn't played a game since pac man. I don't want anything to do with AR or AI. You should have no business in my phone if I don't pay you.
October 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Dear Google. Why have you installed this on my phone? I don't use gaming. I'm an adult who hasn't played a game since pac man. I don't want anything to do with AR or AI. You should have no business in my phone if I don't pay you.
Having a day eating what I want, watching things that make me laugh because sometimes you need to treat yourself when you have depression.
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Having a day eating what I want, watching things that make me laugh because sometimes you need to treat yourself when you have depression.
Bob is comedy genius.
He was in Floating Tiger Hidden Moorhen.
It justs tickles my fancy 😁
He was in Floating Tiger Hidden Moorhen.
It justs tickles my fancy 😁
Bob Mortimer's sweary cat is a certified movie star #CatsDoesCountdown
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October 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Bob is comedy genius.
He was in Floating Tiger Hidden Moorhen.
It justs tickles my fancy 😁
He was in Floating Tiger Hidden Moorhen.
It justs tickles my fancy 😁
My neighbour is lovely. But I'd like to have my window open without his ciggie smoke blowing in.
October 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
My neighbour is lovely. But I'd like to have my window open without his ciggie smoke blowing in.
I didn't think there was anything worse than BBC Breakfast with the awkward body language between Charlie and Naga but I changed channels and saw Ed Balls, Lang Lang and Andi 'I sell pies on a shopping channel' Peters.
October 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I didn't think there was anything worse than BBC Breakfast with the awkward body language between Charlie and Naga but I changed channels and saw Ed Balls, Lang Lang and Andi 'I sell pies on a shopping channel' Peters.
Apparently everyone is dressing up as showgirls for Halloween because of Taylor Shit and Halloween is a thing.... where she matters.
The country who gave Halloween to you in the first place... 🙄
The country who gave Halloween to you in the first place... 🙄
October 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Apparently everyone is dressing up as showgirls for Halloween because of Taylor Shit and Halloween is a thing.... where she matters.
The country who gave Halloween to you in the first place... 🙄
The country who gave Halloween to you in the first place... 🙄
I ❤️ starting the day with a gen x bitch slap.
Now... porridge with fruit and seeds.
Now... porridge with fruit and seeds.
Gen X, Surviving Lead Paint & Thriving Online
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October 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I ❤️ starting the day with a gen x bitch slap.
Now... porridge with fruit and seeds.
Now... porridge with fruit and seeds.
Charity making money by encouraging gambling which destroys lives - there's a big problem there
October 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Charity making money by encouraging gambling which destroys lives - there's a big problem there
I love a ginger cat. My Basra Puss was the loveliest soul. One thing I didn't appreciate was waking up, roasting hot because she'd found a way into the bedroom, curl up just like this & sleep on my head. But I❤️d her.
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I love a ginger cat. My Basra Puss was the loveliest soul. One thing I didn't appreciate was waking up, roasting hot because she'd found a way into the bedroom, curl up just like this & sleep on my head. But I❤️d her.
OVO energy... If you can't employ someone to come and read my meter like they used to do then don't ask me to do it for you unless you give me a discount for doing YOUR bloody job!
I ain't paying your estimated bill. Its up to you to prove otherwise 😁
I ain't paying your estimated bill. Its up to you to prove otherwise 😁
October 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
OVO energy... If you can't employ someone to come and read my meter like they used to do then don't ask me to do it for you unless you give me a discount for doing YOUR bloody job!
I ain't paying your estimated bill. Its up to you to prove otherwise 😁
I ain't paying your estimated bill. Its up to you to prove otherwise 😁
I loathe OVO energy. It used to be SSE and their call centre staff seems to always have a name like Steve, with a VERY definite "oh deary me, I am reading from a script and don't understand what you are asking. With a very deffinate Mumbai accent.
Hhmmm?
Hhmmm?
October 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I loathe OVO energy. It used to be SSE and their call centre staff seems to always have a name like Steve, with a VERY definite "oh deary me, I am reading from a script and don't understand what you are asking. With a very deffinate Mumbai accent.
Hhmmm?
Hhmmm?
If I see one more thing about Taylor Swift I'm going to willingly choke on my own vomit. Just bore off love!
October 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
If I see one more thing about Taylor Swift I'm going to willingly choke on my own vomit. Just bore off love!