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Alexis
@amck-mpls.bsky.social
No scrubs.
Tear down the prison industry :)
The best part about giant snowfalls is everyone in the work chat the next day giving updates on when they're getting plowed
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I am never ready for Matthew Rhys's real accent. He sounds like a goddamn hobbit.
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Watching 'Face Off' tonight because one of my most closest people--WTF @drtrobridge.bsky.social--revealed today that he's not a Nic Cage fan...??
I directed him immediately to 'The Unbearable Weight...' and all should be right with the world shortly.
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"OK girls, let's see what Daddy cooked up here"
- my boyfriend, to my dogs, tucking into the grilled cheese he just made
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Here's the best thing I saw on Reddit today, happy Thanksgiving fellow Native corn worshippers
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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absolutely harrowing description of adx supermax in colorado boltsmag.org/death-row-cl...
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
A guy buying soy sauce at Cub just told me I'm beautiful 💁🏽‍♀️
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm telling myself that Matlock is quoting The Wire here
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If The Beast in Me had been an HBO original, it would've been good. Brittany Snow holding her own in this cast, tho.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I just realized I live by 3 drive thru Caribous, all basically across the street from each other
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November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
In the event your inner 4-year-old is looking for liquid St. Josephs: bubly orange cream
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I rescind any disparaging remarks I may have made in the past about headed steering wheels. I love the heated steering wheel in my new car so much that I do intend to marry it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My work commute takes me right past Krispy Kreme and there is finally no line outside today. The hype over KK returning to MN inspired me to get an apple fritter at Cub yesterday and it was elite, as always
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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oh good glad we got the Catholic perspective on things
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This just in: a veggie brat with sauerkraut is a full serving of vegetables
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Was Janet Jackson's "If" the hottest, dirtiest, prettiest, sexiest music video of the 90s (and maybe all time?)
youtu.be/BTSd4vqnMwo?...
Janet Jackson - If
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November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Traversing the landscape of Sephora sales associates to pick up my online order
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November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I guess I'll just go fuck myself
Nigh on 2:00pm this November 7th and still no one has wished me a Happy Notary Day
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Nigh on 2:00pm this November 7th and still no one has wished me a Happy Notary Day
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Adulthood is just fruitlessly searching for another pair of socks just like the pair a relative gave to you for Christmas 4 years ago
(Seriously, Mom, why can't you remember where you bought these)
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
When one comment moves you to subscribe
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My joy of discovering the MST3K channel last night was quickly surpassed by the joy of watching my boyfriend get stoned and watch it for the first time.
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November 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I am pleased to announce that ground has been broken on refitting the Enterprise. The Enterprise is being fully modernized as part of this process & will be more beautiful than ever when it is complete! I am honored to be the President to finally get underway #StarTrek #Sisko197
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM