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Bring me a tangerine
A somewhat shitty picture of a blue heron I saw today.
May 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Saw some ducks this morning who were so sleepy.
May 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Things got really Canadian on the way home.
May 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I took next week off, and you know what that means: taking a handful of edibles and going to the thermal spa.
April 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
So happy that I was able to get one of the Guys violence gang hoodies.
March 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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logging on
March 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Omfg I just saw my first cybertruck irl and it looks like such shit covered in salt. Holy shit.
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Getting a doctoral thesis out of discovering new breeds of pervert
February 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I was home sick Thurs and Fri. I'm still feeling rather sniffly, but I have to leave my nest to run errands because we're getting another big dumping of snow this weekend. Will the horrors never cease?
February 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I saw this on Pinterest and I don't know where it's from but it's cracking me up
February 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Pater Sato, Space Hearts, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980
February 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We're supposed to get up to 40 cm of snow tonight. I'm not even going to pretend like I'm going to the office tomorrow. I'm bringing my laptop home tonight.
February 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
My job is using a new company for our health insurance. My doctor prescribed me a med, but this new insurance provider needs a special form filled out, first. No problem. But my doctor's office uses this web portal to submit forms, and I keep getting error messages.
February 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Should I make spinach and artichoke spaghetti squash or goat cheese and marinara baked zucchini for dinner?
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Daily mental breakdown over. I am sane now.
February 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I was in the lobby of my building, and a guy came in from outside full blast singing. He saw me, stopped, walked past me, got in the elevator, and continued. I could hear him as the elevator got higher and higher. He had a little dog with him. What a guy.
February 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Toxoplasmosis telepathic remote slave droning is real
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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sailor goon. is this anything?
February 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Doug Ford always looks like such shit when he's doing those video appearances on the news. He looks so pink and orange. They light him like he's taking a passport photo.
February 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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french pinup artists were on a different level
February 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I want it on the record that I am a Canadian who always hated America.
February 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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what shriveled old democratic ballbag will save us
January 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is demonic and evil
A fresh take on a true horror classic, Takashi Miike’s AUDITION, is now in the works.

Christian Tafdrup, who directed the original Danish Speak No Evil, is co-writing the new remake with brother Mads Tafdrup.
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Takashi Miike's 'Audition' Getting a Remake from Focus Features
A true horror classic, Takashi Miike's Audition is impossible to scrub from your brain even 26 years after its original release, and a fresh take on the
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January 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM