Madame Cutestory
@amberwave5ofgr8.bsky.social
Trek Twitter refugee, mother of 3, all-around smart-ass.
Does everyone that takes a pic with Trump just look like Jim from #TheOffice now? Like "oh well here he goes again"???
September 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Does everyone that takes a pic with Trump just look like Jim from #TheOffice now? Like "oh well here he goes again"???
So no one noticed my ##StarTrek cosplay at work or wished me a happy Star Trek day...but I'm not bitter... Happy fuckin Star Trek Day or whatever 🤷♀️
September 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
So no one noticed my ##StarTrek cosplay at work or wished me a happy Star Trek day...but I'm not bitter... Happy fuckin Star Trek Day or whatever 🤷♀️
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...
People are just NOT feeling me today...🤷♀️
People are just NOT feeling me today...🤷♀️
August 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...
People are just NOT feeling me today...🤷♀️
People are just NOT feeling me today...🤷♀️
Guys! Umm...I think our new crazy stepdad wants us to get him a Nobel Peace Prize for Christmas...🤷♀️
June 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Guys! Umm...I think our new crazy stepdad wants us to get him a Nobel Peace Prize for Christmas...🤷♀️
June 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Friendly reminder that it's sundress season and that isn't an invitation to comment on women's bodies or otherwise be a gross fuck. We're just trying to be comfortable.
No love,
Your irritated neighborhood Allycat
No love,
Your irritated neighborhood Allycat
June 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Friendly reminder that it's sundress season and that isn't an invitation to comment on women's bodies or otherwise be a gross fuck. We're just trying to be comfortable.
No love,
Your irritated neighborhood Allycat
No love,
Your irritated neighborhood Allycat
Guys, guys, not in front of lil' JD.
June 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Guys, guys, not in front of lil' JD.
RON SWANSON WAS NEVER A HOMOPHOBE OR A MISOGYNIST! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.
like are we even watching the same show???
like are we even watching the same show???
June 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
RON SWANSON WAS NEVER A HOMOPHOBE OR A MISOGYNIST! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.
like are we even watching the same show???
like are we even watching the same show???
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Time to post it again.
May 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Time to post it again.
Reposted by Madame Cutestory
If your Star Trek character doesn't play an instrument, what are you even doing???
May 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If your Star Trek character doesn't play an instrument, what are you even doing???
So idk how to organize this, but I feel like if we don't all flood the White House with tacos right now, it's somehow a missed opportunity... #TACO 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
May 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So idk how to organize this, but I feel like if we don't all flood the White House with tacos right now, it's somehow a missed opportunity... #TACO 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
Is there like a rule saying all Christian rock bands are required to have 12 lead vocalists and at least 4 guitar players?
May 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Is there like a rule saying all Christian rock bands are required to have 12 lead vocalists and at least 4 guitar players?
The new para in my room asked me "Ms Gray what animals do we have out front? It's chickens and umm...penguins???"
They're ducks BTW, so... Scenario A- She can't visually tell the difference between ducks and penguins.
Or Scenario B- she thinks a public school in podunk GA has a penguin budget...🤔
They're ducks BTW, so... Scenario A- She can't visually tell the difference between ducks and penguins.
Or Scenario B- she thinks a public school in podunk GA has a penguin budget...🤔
May 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The new para in my room asked me "Ms Gray what animals do we have out front? It's chickens and umm...penguins???"
They're ducks BTW, so... Scenario A- She can't visually tell the difference between ducks and penguins.
Or Scenario B- she thinks a public school in podunk GA has a penguin budget...🤔
They're ducks BTW, so... Scenario A- She can't visually tell the difference between ducks and penguins.
Or Scenario B- she thinks a public school in podunk GA has a penguin budget...🤔
So when you say "Teacher Appreciation Week" you really meant Teacher Appreciation for Monday and Tuesday and then we kinda got bored and lost interest and wandered off???😅
May 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
So when you say "Teacher Appreciation Week" you really meant Teacher Appreciation for Monday and Tuesday and then we kinda got bored and lost interest and wandered off???😅
Hats off to #minecraftmovie for preemptively "Rocky Horror"ing themselves.
Way to steer into the skid guys 😉
Way to steer into the skid guys 😉
May 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hats off to #minecraftmovie for preemptively "Rocky Horror"ing themselves.
Way to steer into the skid guys 😉
Way to steer into the skid guys 😉
This one's good for one day only!🤣🤣🤣
April 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This one's good for one day only!🤣🤣🤣
Damn it Gilly! I don't need your whole life story just give me an oven temp!!!
April 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Damn it Gilly! I don't need your whole life story just give me an oven temp!!!
Kid understood the assignment...
February 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Kid understood the assignment...
February 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Bitch never listens...
February 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bitch never listens...