Madame Cutestory
@amberwave5ofgr8.bsky.social
Trek Twitter refugee, mother of 3, all-around smart-ass.
Guys! Umm...I think our new crazy stepdad wants us to get him a Nobel Peace Prize for Christmas...🤷♀️
June 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Guys! Umm...I think our new crazy stepdad wants us to get him a Nobel Peace Prize for Christmas...🤷♀️
Guys, guys, not in front of lil' JD.
June 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Guys, guys, not in front of lil' JD.
RON SWANSON WAS NEVER A HOMOPHOBE OR A MISOGYNIST! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.
like are we even watching the same show???
like are we even watching the same show???
June 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
RON SWANSON WAS NEVER A HOMOPHOBE OR A MISOGYNIST! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.
like are we even watching the same show???
like are we even watching the same show???
If your Star Trek character doesn't play an instrument, what are you even doing???
May 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If your Star Trek character doesn't play an instrument, what are you even doing???
Hats off to #minecraftmovie for preemptively "Rocky Horror"ing themselves.
Way to steer into the skid guys 😉
Way to steer into the skid guys 😉
May 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hats off to #minecraftmovie for preemptively "Rocky Horror"ing themselves.
Way to steer into the skid guys 😉
Way to steer into the skid guys 😉
This one's good for one day only!🤣🤣🤣
April 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This one's good for one day only!🤣🤣🤣
Damn it Gilly! I don't need your whole life story just give me an oven temp!!!
April 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Damn it Gilly! I don't need your whole life story just give me an oven temp!!!
Kid understood the assignment...
February 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Kid understood the assignment...
February 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Bitch never listens...
February 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bitch never listens...
Clark and Plop...ugh, talk about a downgrade...
February 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Clark and Plop...ugh, talk about a downgrade...
Constant fight or flight mode these days
February 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Constant fight or flight mode these days
See...what had happened was...
February 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
See...what had happened was...
We're days away from watering our crops with Gatorade...
February 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
We're days away from watering our crops with Gatorade...
Friggin Alabama
February 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Friggin Alabama
