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where are all my commie socialist anarchist leftist freak friends on here (he/him)
So I got banned from here for 3 days for saying that a certain member of Trump admin's head looks like a 🍆. What did YOU accomplish this week
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
So I got banned from here for 3 days for saying that a certain member of Trump admin's head looks like a 🍆. What did YOU accomplish this week
;Me, trying to make a joke: If I were the Headless Horseperson and you were looking for me, get your East Coast Dutch ass down to the nearest pumpkin patch
Me, looking up how stupid my joke was: No actually 51% of the population of the real modern-day Sleepy Hollow is Hispanic
Me, looking up how stupid my joke was: No actually 51% of the population of the real modern-day Sleepy Hollow is Hispanic
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
;Me, trying to make a joke: If I were the Headless Horseperson and you were looking for me, get your East Coast Dutch ass down to the nearest pumpkin patch
Me, looking up how stupid my joke was: No actually 51% of the population of the real modern-day Sleepy Hollow is Hispanic
Me, looking up how stupid my joke was: No actually 51% of the population of the real modern-day Sleepy Hollow is Hispanic
My seven year old: Dad, see this video? it only has 66 likes.
Guess what he did next
Guess what he did next
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My seven year old: Dad, see this video? it only has 66 likes.
Guess what he did next
Guess what he did next
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There is no circumstance in this or in any other universe in which Hamas could kill 24 Israelis and the media would reduce it to Hamas "testing" the ceasefire
substack.com/@tritaparsi/...
substack.com/@tritaparsi/...
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I'm an immigrant and I said he looks like a penis.
So yeah. It really happened.
So yeah. It really happened.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm an immigrant and I said he looks like a penis.
So yeah. It really happened.
So yeah. It really happened.
This is our timeline y'all
opened a fortune cookie and it just started laughing at me
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is our timeline y'all
Please tell me this really happened
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Please tell me this really happened
Perfect
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Perfect
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It's a shame that the judiciary is largely out of the loop in terms of infosec because, if these claims are all true, I'm not sure how a judge could possibly be able to say in good faith that the evidence collected by Flock cameras definitely hasn't been tampered with.
this is completely insane. Like anyone on trial for anything where they used these 80,000+ cameras as "evidence" could have it thrown out
Flock is going to kill this man.
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's a shame that the judiciary is largely out of the loop in terms of infosec because, if these claims are all true, I'm not sure how a judge could possibly be able to say in good faith that the evidence collected by Flock cameras definitely hasn't been tampered with.
this is completely insane. Like anyone on trial for anything where they used these 80,000+ cameras as "evidence" could have it thrown out
Flock is going to kill this man.
We Hacked Flock Safety Cameras in under 30 Seconds. 🫥
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
this is completely insane. Like anyone on trial for anything where they used these 80,000+ cameras as "evidence" could have it thrown out
Now they're trying to overthrow Mexico y'all
open.substack.com/pub/thegrayz...
open.substack.com/pub/thegrayz...
Mexico’s ‘Gen Z rebellion’ exposed as viral right-wing plot
Presented as a spontaneous youth-led uprising against corruption, violent protests that erupted across Mexico this month were backed by local oligarchs and an international right-wing network determin...
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Now they're trying to overthrow Mexico y'all
open.substack.com/pub/thegrayz...
open.substack.com/pub/thegrayz...
Maybe I'm stupid but I don't understand how the guy could have hogtied himself and then hanged himself
"A Chinese immigrant was found dead in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention, with his hands and feet tied behind him, an attorney has alleged."
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Maybe I'm stupid but I don't understand how the guy could have hogtied himself and then hanged himself
Shots fired
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Shots fired
And whatever you do, don't ever ping me
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
And whatever you do, don't ever ping me
Yikes y'all
It's not normal for a professor to start a class discussing how they "regret" being best buddies with a child sex trafficker and asking them for advice on how to abuse their position to coerce sex from former students.
He shouldn't be there at all. This is an institutional failure.
He shouldn't be there at all. This is an institutional failure.
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Yikes y'all
"Step back" into jail maybe?
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"Step back" into jail maybe?
This is an excellent piece from @jonathan-cook.bsky.social y'all. Everyone should read this.
Breaking free of media group-think is a scary, lonely journey. I know. I was forced to do it
open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...
Breaking free of media group-think is a scary, lonely journey. I know. I was forced to do it
open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...
Breaking free of media group-think is a scary, lonely journey. I know. I was forced to do it
The western media's failure to report the reality of Gaza didn’t start on 7 October 2023. It’s always been like this. Here’s why journalists won’t tell you the truth about Palestine
open.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is an excellent piece from @jonathan-cook.bsky.social y'all. Everyone should read this.
Breaking free of media group-think is a scary, lonely journey. I know. I was forced to do it
open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...
Breaking free of media group-think is a scary, lonely journey. I know. I was forced to do it
open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...
67 is the new 69
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
67 is the new 69
How do we order up Nuremberg 2.0
"Post-ceasefire, the [NYT] is rushing to try to rehabilitate Israel's image, just as it did back in 1982. The Sabra and Shatila massacre damaged Israel's reputation ... Israel slaughtered thousands of children and civilians in the Shatila refugee camp and the surrounding Sabra neighborhood."
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
How do we order up Nuremberg 2.0
I feel like I'm watching a movie. This timeline can't be real
Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I feel like I'm watching a movie. This timeline can't be real
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Like Israel. They may be nazis, but they're our nazis.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Let's end it sooner
It is an obvious fact that capitalism will end at some point.
It continues to confuse me that people don’t want to advocate for an equitable economic organization of society as the next form our economy takes.
(Not really dont tell me why Im aware of ideology propaganda and false consciousness)
It continues to confuse me that people don’t want to advocate for an equitable economic organization of society as the next form our economy takes.
(Not really dont tell me why Im aware of ideology propaganda and false consciousness)
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Let's end it sooner
Before the war there was no Ukraine-friendly Western media blitz. Repeatedly you'd see articles like "Ukraine - the most corrupt nation in Europe"
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Germany expects Ukraine to ‘vigorously pursue the fight against corruption’, says Merz – Europe live
German chancellor and Zelenskyy discussed the recent corruption allegations against former members of the Ukrainian cabinet in a call earlier this morning
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Before the war there was no Ukraine-friendly Western media blitz. Repeatedly you'd see articles like "Ukraine - the most corrupt nation in Europe"
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...