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@yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Mom Dad come pick me up they’re talking about another weird diet 😭
February 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Mom Dad come pick me up they’re talking about another weird diet 😭
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m scared of Bjork
January 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m scared of Bjork
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Kimberly Guilfoyle is thrilled to be ambassador to Greece as that's pretty much her all-time favorite musical.
December 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Kimberly Guilfoyle is thrilled to be ambassador to Greece as that's pretty much her all-time favorite musical.
Did alternate universe me write this?
Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 9, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Did alternate universe me write this?
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Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
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This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
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I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).
December 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).
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What dark wizardry is this
December 4, 2024 at 1:13 AM
What dark wizardry is this
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they’re playing Wicked songs on the radio now
i saw them live back in 2004 before they hit it big and sold out
i saw them live back in 2004 before they hit it big and sold out
December 3, 2024 at 1:49 PM
they’re playing Wicked songs on the radio now
i saw them live back in 2004 before they hit it big and sold out
i saw them live back in 2004 before they hit it big and sold out
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Tried to warn them they weren’t gonna stop at abortion
December 3, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Tried to warn them they weren’t gonna stop at abortion
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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A list of ten musical artists to listen to if you’re a conspiracy theorist...
10. Maroon 5G
9. Flat Eartha Kitt
8. 4 QAnon Blondes
7. Huey Lewis and the Fake News
6. Foster the Sheeple
5. New (World) Order
4. Masonic Youth
3. Unmarked Van Morrison
2. Basement Vaxx
1. Simple Minds
10. Maroon 5G
9. Flat Eartha Kitt
8. 4 QAnon Blondes
7. Huey Lewis and the Fake News
6. Foster the Sheeple
5. New (World) Order
4. Masonic Youth
3. Unmarked Van Morrison
2. Basement Vaxx
1. Simple Minds
December 1, 2024 at 3:33 PM
A list of ten musical artists to listen to if you’re a conspiracy theorist...
10. Maroon 5G
9. Flat Eartha Kitt
8. 4 QAnon Blondes
7. Huey Lewis and the Fake News
6. Foster the Sheeple
5. New (World) Order
4. Masonic Youth
3. Unmarked Van Morrison
2. Basement Vaxx
1. Simple Minds
10. Maroon 5G
9. Flat Eartha Kitt
8. 4 QAnon Blondes
7. Huey Lewis and the Fake News
6. Foster the Sheeple
5. New (World) Order
4. Masonic Youth
3. Unmarked Van Morrison
2. Basement Vaxx
1. Simple Minds
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I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
*sees a piece of clothing that’s the exact same color and style as all the rest of my clothes* OMG it’s so cute! I need that.
December 1, 2024 at 3:22 AM
*sees a piece of clothing that’s the exact same color and style as all the rest of my clothes* OMG it’s so cute! I need that.
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It’s actually sick as hell to be proud of your sibling and love them and talk about them with everyone
November 29, 2024 at 6:45 AM
It’s actually sick as hell to be proud of your sibling and love them and talk about them with everyone
Looks like Breyer!
November 23, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Looks like Breyer!
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Be nice to people, you really don't know what they are going through. ❤️
November 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Be nice to people, you really don't know what they are going through. ❤️
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Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you
I’m rewatching the office (20 millionth time) and Cece Halpert is like the cutest baby ever 😭
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I’m rewatching the office (20 millionth time) and Cece Halpert is like the cutest baby ever 😭
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I want to talk shit so bad
November 18, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I want to talk shit so bad