Amanda Ortiz
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Amanda Ortiz
@amandaortiz.bsky.social
· Nov 16
It’s sad but I think of this sketch every time I listen to “Down Bad” by Taylor Swift
I overheard a lot of entertaining comments from the guys behind me at the pharmacy but my personal favorite was one of them accidentally calling Machine Gun Kelly, Shotgun Kelly
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I overheard a lot of entertaining comments from the guys behind me at the pharmacy but my personal favorite was one of them accidentally calling Machine Gun Kelly, Shotgun Kelly
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Effective immediately, the government says it will begin screening immigrant social media for activity that officials think indicates support for antisemitism.
U.S. says it is now monitoring immigrants' social media for antisemitism
Effective immediately, the government says it will begin screening immigrant social media for activity that officials think indicates support for antisemitism.
www.npr.org
April 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Effective immediately, the government says it will begin screening immigrant social media for activity that officials think indicates support for antisemitism.
I was going to work out after work but I forgot my headphones at home so now I literally can’t??? Because I’m not insane
April 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I was going to work out after work but I forgot my headphones at home so now I literally can’t??? Because I’m not insane
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This is what happens when people speak up.
April 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is what happens when people speak up.
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Palestinian "No Other Land" filmmaker Hamdan Ballal is free, less than a day after Israeli military and police forces detained him following a brutal attack by settlers.
'No Other Land' co-director Hamdan Ballal, bloodied and bruised, released from Israeli custody
Palestinian 'No Other Land' filmmaker Hamdan Ballal is free, less than a day after Israeli military and police forces detained him following a brutal attack by settlers.
www.latimes.com
March 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Palestinian "No Other Land" filmmaker Hamdan Ballal is free, less than a day after Israeli military and police forces detained him following a brutal attack by settlers.
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Trump officials creating a massive security breach is bad enough. That those involved had often criticized Hillary Clinton’s mishandling of classified information makes it worse, @dgraham.bsky.social writes.
But Her Emails?
The Signal security breach would be bad enough if those involved had not spent so much time criticizing Hillary Clinton for her mishandling of classified information.
www.theatlantic.com
March 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Trump officials creating a massive security breach is bad enough. That those involved had often criticized Hillary Clinton’s mishandling of classified information makes it worse, @dgraham.bsky.social writes.
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The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
March 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
Trying not to feel depressed that my LinkedIn post about my promotion currently significantly has more likes than even my hottest instagram pic 😔
March 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Trying not to feel depressed that my LinkedIn post about my promotion currently significantly has more likes than even my hottest instagram pic 😔
If you really think about it, our pets sort of invented little treat culture
February 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you really think about it, our pets sort of invented little treat culture
Me 🤝 Developing a hyper fixation with Jonathan Bailey’s Dancing Through Life
January 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Me 🤝 Developing a hyper fixation with Jonathan Bailey’s Dancing Through Life
Hozier: Fairytale of New York (Live) - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Post work routine is listening to dancing through life on repeat and dissociating
a man in a blue jacket is smiling and looking at the camera in a room .
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is smiling and looking at the camera in a room .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Post work routine is listening to dancing through life on repeat and dissociating
Whenever it gets this cold out I have the urge to scream I’LL MAKE IT THROUGH THE WINTER IF IT KILLSSS ME from Snow Angel by Renee Rapp at the top of my lungs #Chicago
December 13, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Whenever it gets this cold out I have the urge to scream I’LL MAKE IT THROUGH THE WINTER IF IT KILLSSS ME from Snow Angel by Renee Rapp at the top of my lungs #Chicago
I feel like being arrested for being too hot at a Sabrina Carpenter concert would solve all my problems
November 28, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I feel like being arrested for being too hot at a Sabrina Carpenter concert would solve all my problems
These two really raised a generation of sassy divas
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 AM
These two really raised a generation of sassy divas
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THEY NEED TO STOP TURNING THINGS INTO LIVE ACTION! MAKE SOMETHING NEW!!! GOOD GOD
November 20, 2024 at 2:51 AM
THEY NEED TO STOP TURNING THINGS INTO LIVE ACTION! MAKE SOMETHING NEW!!! GOOD GOD
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Assembling a cabinet from the people in your group chat is certainly a choice.
November 20, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Assembling a cabinet from the people in your group chat is certainly a choice.
The cancelled TV shows you’ll never stop thinking about
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
The cancelled TV shows you’ll never stop thinking about
It’s sad but I think of this sketch every time I listen to “Down Bad” by Taylor Swift
November 16, 2024 at 2:43 AM
It’s sad but I think of this sketch every time I listen to “Down Bad” by Taylor Swift
My passion is taking photos of my cat with the front camera like this
November 14, 2024 at 4:37 PM
My passion is taking photos of my cat with the front camera like this
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Is it efficient to create an additional layer of bureaucracy named “Departament of Government Efficiency”?
November 13, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Is it efficient to create an additional layer of bureaucracy named “Departament of Government Efficiency”?
Taylor should drop Rep TV on Jan 20, 2025
November 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Taylor should drop Rep TV on Jan 20, 2025
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