Today marks three years since Lewis Hamilton was robbed of his 8th World Championship title by the FIA. Justice is overdue

I ain't had a Jihad since Somalia. I had to get some

But i wouldn't have jumped ship if it meant to roll with Abdullah Azzam Brigade.

YOU MOCKING ME, GHAZI BILAL?

YOUR MOOSTACHE IS IN VIOLATION OF EMIR JOLANI'S WRITTEN STANDARDS

NOT GROWING BEYOND THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH

POLICE THAT CLEAN-SHAVENNESS!

Things are happening. I have been assured of this.

tier 1 south korean special forces in their 100k+ dollar gear walking into parliament just to leave half an hour later

WHY THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT AN M5 THAT DOESN’T HAVE MY TOYOTAS ROLLING ACROSS IT

I DON’T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT THE IRANIAN MILITIAS IN THIS CITY

YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO PUNCH THROUGH THIS CITY TO PUT HTS WHERE OUR OBJECTIVES ARE

WALLAHI HAMA IS JUST A FUCKING SIDESHOW

There's going to be so much evidence for war crime tribunals being seized by the FSA. If only we have some kind of international court that could prosecute military leadership responsible for crimes against humanity. That would be crazy.

No, wali, we can't unfuck this one. Gentlemen, one more thing. The SNA will be with us. The kuffar have arrived.

Rashid, the Emir offered no SITREP as to J-Lo's status.

Emir Jolani informs me once we clear Hama we are going to be in the game. And were are going to dictate the tempo.

Warra fucking start Lewis Hamilton

The sad truth is that Conor's marketability likely won't take much of a hit once the dust settles. On the latest
@heynottheface.bsky.social
episode, we explain why. heynottheface.substack.com/p/conor-mcgr...

Whoever came up with this one cooked so hard.