Ami
amacrodose.bsky.social
Ami
@amacrodose.bsky.social
Frog and bug lover
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This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10
April 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
not my very first Gameboy (a yellow Gameboy color found at the dump and then an atomic purple one also found at the dump) but this silly thing was my best friend- and let me have my first pokemon adventure.
so glad to have it back.
April 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
might be working at a tea house - might also be working part time for a dog groomer too - ill know Monday and Tuesday 🫠
April 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The way my partner could have been born on April 1st - he's the silliest goose too it would have been perfect
April 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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please don't do april fools pranks that suck ass today. we're all going through enough. thanks
April 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Having a cat just means there's a small freak in your house that will affectionally rake knives down your face.
April 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
the fucking chokehold veggie patterns have on me? insane. i love this fucking bag
April 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
fuckin edamame hours
April 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Always a beautiful sight to see
March 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
love a floppy orange brainless cat that let's you put it on your hip like its a fussy child like - you are my fussy child now
March 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i know she can read at a 3rd grade level
March 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
scrongliest scrunkle cat
March 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
me: here the puzzle game in heartgold seems like something you'd like
chris: idk
Chris and hour later: if I have to stop playing this i will be in distress
March 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
in my mind this is Zev in Dungeon Crawler Carl
March 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
cat learned to turn on the heated blanket 😅
March 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
dad: dead (has been for a few years)
mom: back on drugs (2025)
me: certified orphan
March 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
angels are real and they're disguised as the grunkliest scrungliest street cat you will ever meet (she is gorgeous but she is a gremlin)
March 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me: sui*cidal, tired, ready to give up

Dungeon Crawler Carl being rec'd in a book group by tons of people: it's so funny

Princess Donut wouldn't want me to give up and I SIMPLY will not disappoint her majesty
March 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I've listened to almost all the books already, but this meme. 😆
March 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Dungeon Crawler Carl you have saved my life
March 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I slept in my car like last month because of a snow storm AND road closures but I got to see Fulton Lee and it was 10/10
March 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I grew up without fruits and veggies and as an adult I do my best to try everything and like - love bell pepper (hate the green) - am allergic to onions (still use it powdered and granules) - blueberries, strawberries, pineapple and apples! I adore! I HATE oranges!? I HATE THEM
March 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
okay but i started watching ER (watched it as a child - clearly not child viewing material.) but anyway - miss the days of 25 to 26 episode seasons 😅🫠
March 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
okay but this year I've become

a girl scout leader
joined a book club
cpr certified
and next week I'll be foster care certified 😭

I forget that I'm strong and capable
March 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
you ever watch a movie that changes you because Isle of Dogs was that for me
March 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM