"Tradwife", "Black Conservative" "LGB Alliance", my Collaborator in Christ they will not spare you

Wanna go on a date? We can do soft little kisses and treason and get some gas station burritos on the way

This was the $350 Thanksgiving dinner plate at Mar-a-Lago. Even Tucker Carlson's Swanson's looks better.

Fuck it, I'll drag bibi to The Hague myself

German has many awesome and unique compound words.

One of them is "Meingroßvaterhatdenholocausterlebtjetztmüssenpalästinensersterben"

Which means 'My grandpa did the Holocaust so now Palestinians need to die'

BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row.

“Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.

I have seen wonders you can scarcely imagine

(a cis woman called Lilith)

Mr. President, a second micropenis has hit your couch cushions

Left unity is when you have a marxist girlfriend and an anarchist girlfriend and you're all making out sloppy style on a burning american flag

Whats even the fucking point

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Idk what to post so good evening to everyone except Israel