Alyx
@alyx.snark.gay
Delusional commie from Germany 🏳️🌈 | Wifey ❤️ @ericas.site
wplace.live banned me for defaming hitler today. Wrote "Hitler was a fascist", got banned for hatespeech. LOL
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
wplace.live banned me for defaming hitler today. Wrote "Hitler was a fascist", got banned for hatespeech. LOL
The American Century of Humiliation!
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The American Century of Humiliation!
When you fuck a German girl and steal one of her shirts to huff cause you really like her, but then she finds out and bills you the shirt with fair market value, then casually brags she already wrote off the shirts depreciation as Betriebsausgabe because she wore it to her OnlyFans shoots
October 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When you fuck a German girl and steal one of her shirts to huff cause you really like her, but then she finds out and bills you the shirt with fair market value, then casually brags she already wrote off the shirts depreciation as Betriebsausgabe because she wore it to her OnlyFans shoots
Software developers are so mentally ill, but like, FOSS devs have rejection sensitive dysphoria, meanwhile proprietary devs have narcisstic personality disorder. This explains why FOSS usually looks so much worse but works so much better.
I cracked the code
I cracked the code
September 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Software developers are so mentally ill, but like, FOSS devs have rejection sensitive dysphoria, meanwhile proprietary devs have narcisstic personality disorder. This explains why FOSS usually looks so much worse but works so much better.
I cracked the code
I cracked the code
Tofu Dreg? More like Burger Dreg
June 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Tofu Dreg? More like Burger Dreg
Papers Please, Capitalism: Check out "Thank You For Your Application" by @icelemonteastudio.bsky.social, an awesome game that definitely deserves more traction. It's genuinely one of the best experiences I've recently had from an indie game!
store.steampowered.com/app/2881370/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2881370/...
Thank You For Your Application on Steam
Thank you for your application. After 15 rounds of interviews, you do not match our requirements for the position. You are transferred as a Junior Interviewer to review the candidate's resume accordin...
store.steampowered.com
May 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Papers Please, Capitalism: Check out "Thank You For Your Application" by @icelemonteastudio.bsky.social, an awesome game that definitely deserves more traction. It's genuinely one of the best experiences I've recently had from an indie game!
store.steampowered.com/app/2881370/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2881370/...
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We hear lots of feedback about the current translation limitations on Bluesky. We're looking for users to help us test a new extension powered by Kagi Translate - a fast, accurate, and tracking-free translation tool. If you're interested, let us know!
Here's a quick tease of how it would function:
Here's a quick tease of how it would function:
May 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We hear lots of feedback about the current translation limitations on Bluesky. We're looking for users to help us test a new extension powered by Kagi Translate - a fast, accurate, and tracking-free translation tool. If you're interested, let us know!
Here's a quick tease of how it would function:
Here's a quick tease of how it would function:
I just had my sister call me to ask a question about a shortcut for an OS I don't use (Windows), telling me she couldn't find it on Google
It was the first result on Kagi, then I checked, it was also the first result on Google 🥰
This is embarrassing.
It was the first result on Kagi, then I checked, it was also the first result on Google 🥰
This is embarrassing.
March 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I just had my sister call me to ask a question about a shortcut for an OS I don't use (Windows), telling me she couldn't find it on Google
It was the first result on Kagi, then I checked, it was also the first result on Google 🥰
This is embarrassing.
It was the first result on Kagi, then I checked, it was also the first result on Google 🥰
This is embarrassing.
I am glad someone is finally standing up against oat rape! It was about time.
With the same rape rack as they use on cows
March 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I am glad someone is finally standing up against oat rape! It was about time.
I love drinking coffee with Oatly Oatmilk - some of the best out there!
March 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I love drinking coffee with Oatly Oatmilk - some of the best out there!
YOU OWN NOTHING BUT YOUR RAGE
February 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
YOU OWN NOTHING BUT YOUR RAGE
"So over for Europe" types 'dogeofficialceo' on his phone with an ARM chip on a system called 'website' CERN invented, talking about AI models downloaded from Hugging Face running on chips made with ASML machines. What's next, posting an ElevenLabs voiceover generated with Mistral AI? (All Europe)
January 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"So over for Europe" types 'dogeofficialceo' on his phone with an ARM chip on a system called 'website' CERN invented, talking about AI models downloaded from Hugging Face running on chips made with ASML machines. What's next, posting an ElevenLabs voiceover generated with Mistral AI? (All Europe)
Today on being a menace for corporations:
I told an ISP to implement "non-binary" as a gender because the law says to (Personenstandgesetz)
I have now cost them A LOT of money because their 20 year old system uses a boolean for gender and they have to migrate to a whole ass new system 😃
I told an ISP to implement "non-binary" as a gender because the law says to (Personenstandgesetz)
I have now cost them A LOT of money because their 20 year old system uses a boolean for gender and they have to migrate to a whole ass new system 😃
January 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Today on being a menace for corporations:
I told an ISP to implement "non-binary" as a gender because the law says to (Personenstandgesetz)
I have now cost them A LOT of money because their 20 year old system uses a boolean for gender and they have to migrate to a whole ass new system 😃
I told an ISP to implement "non-binary" as a gender because the law says to (Personenstandgesetz)
I have now cost them A LOT of money because their 20 year old system uses a boolean for gender and they have to migrate to a whole ass new system 😃
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January 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Why I'm using Kagi in one image.
"John Wick 5"
Kagi: "nah, it was originally planned but didn't happen, probably won't" backed up by Reddit discussions from that assumption saying it's a good thing too
Google: <underwater trombone noises>
"John Wick 5"
Kagi: "nah, it was originally planned but didn't happen, probably won't" backed up by Reddit discussions from that assumption saying it's a good thing too
Google: <underwater trombone noises>
January 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Why I'm using Kagi in one image.
"John Wick 5"
Kagi: "nah, it was originally planned but didn't happen, probably won't" backed up by Reddit discussions from that assumption saying it's a good thing too
Google: <underwater trombone noises>
"John Wick 5"
Kagi: "nah, it was originally planned but didn't happen, probably won't" backed up by Reddit discussions from that assumption saying it's a good thing too
Google: <underwater trombone noises>
Hey @localthunk.bsky.social - What do you think about a Balatro Steam Deck / Big Picture Startup Movie? Balatro is such a perfect Steam Deck game, and I believe conceptually that a really good startup movie can be made!
January 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hey @localthunk.bsky.social - What do you think about a Balatro Steam Deck / Big Picture Startup Movie? Balatro is such a perfect Steam Deck game, and I believe conceptually that a really good startup movie can be made!
@mattermost.bsky.social guys, solution selling (making a free feature no longer free) is something that makes me NOT want to support you through buying a license. I was about to buy one, until I saw that group calling (previously free) was listed as a teams feature and found a commit making it paid.
January 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
@mattermost.bsky.social guys, solution selling (making a free feature no longer free) is something that makes me NOT want to support you through buying a license. I was about to buy one, until I saw that group calling (previously free) was listed as a teams feature and found a commit making it paid.
Show this to German conservatives and they'll go crazy
January 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Show this to German conservatives and they'll go crazy
My day is ruined, I have to make a choice: Cheeseburger or Chickenburger. Blasphemy!
December 28, 2024 at 7:14 PM
My day is ruined, I have to make a choice: Cheeseburger or Chickenburger. Blasphemy!
Reposted by Alyx
Why didn’t this circulate? Or do we only crime shame black and brown victims?
December 21, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Why didn’t this circulate? Or do we only crime shame black and brown victims?
Reposted by Alyx
Ali said all those words but not a single apology for making me creeped out. Gee, thanks. 🥴
Bunq-oprichter Ali Niknam: ‘De kritiek op ons heeft te maken met wensdenken’
Bunq-oprichter Ali Niknam: ‘De kritiek op ons heeft te maken met wensdenken’
Dit jaar zagen we de kwetsbare kant van de golden boy van de Nederlandse financile sector, Ali Niknam. Hij kwam in een mediastorm terecht waarin de emotie het geregeld won van zijn ratio.
fd.nl
December 20, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Ali said all those words but not a single apology for making me creeped out. Gee, thanks. 🥴