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Wife. Mama. Dog mom.🌙💛✨
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In memory of all the journalists k!lled in the Zionist GAZA GEN0CIDE 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Mike Johnson hanging out with Trump at the Commanders game during the government shutdown
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Well, this is total BS! #arresttrump
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Step 1: Steal priceless jewels from the Louvre that can’t be sold for anywhere close to their true value because they’re priceless jewels stolen from the Louvre.

Step 2: ??????

Step 3: Profit
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Hello Luna! 🧪 🔭
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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If all 2.7 million residents of Chicago came out onto the street, ICE and the National Guard would run. Do it!
October 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I want to live in a country in which years from now anyone who was a federal agent carrying out these horrors on human beings will be shunned by decent society including employers. I mean, who could trust such people, socially or professionally. They have proven they will do horrific things.
October 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Republicans quite literally control every branch of government in this god-forsaken country. TELL ME AGAIN HOW ANYONE ELSE IS TO BLAME FOR THE GOVERNMENT SHUTTING DOWN?! Explain it to me like I’m 5 because I’m clearly missing a crucial detail.
October 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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NEW: Rachel Maddow drops unseen bodycam footage of feds coordinating the arrest of Newark Mayor Baraka.

I REPEAT: the feds ordered his arrest even though he wasn’t breaking any laws.

Federal agent: “We are arresting the mayor right now per the Deputy Attorney General of the United States.”
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ha! Nevermind, instagram just deleted my 12-year-old profile within 30 minutes for “community guidelines violations.”
October 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Anybody else just get randomly suspended in Instagram/Threads for ✨no reason whatsoever.✨
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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good news we cured using "lol" as punctuation; bad news it's not much better lmao
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
October 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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"Two viable female candidates run for president in the last decade and lose to a man who can't make complete sentences. It says more about us as a society.
September 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Your great grandmas family recipe is probably a 1932 Betty Crocker recipe.
September 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
September 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend
September 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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HOLY FRIDAY GARFIE BABY
September 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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happy tron: ares soundtrack release day for all those who celebrate
September 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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A point to consider.
This is probably the most accurate take.
February 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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In the "blasting DMX while we make dinner" era of our cringe white millennial vacation
August 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM