Alyssa Swart
@alyssaswart.bsky.social
Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison
Why are we still acting like the president isn't a fucking dementia patient right now?
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Why are we still acting like the president isn't a fucking dementia patient right now?
I'm really surprised to not see Erika Kirk's name on the Golden Globe nominations list today 🤔
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm really surprised to not see Erika Kirk's name on the Golden Globe nominations list today 🤔
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They are LIARS and they have serious problems with numbers. ‼️💯‼️
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
They are LIARS and they have serious problems with numbers. ‼️💯‼️
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Well, movies were nice while they lasted.
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Well, movies were nice while they lasted.
NO ITS NOT. NETFLIX MOVIES SUCK
Netflix boss Ted Sarandos was previously asked if they're destroying Hollywood
“No, we’re saving Hollywood"
"Folks grew up thinking, ‘I want to make movies on a gigantic screen and have strangers watch them ... [and have them] play in the theater for 2 months … It’s an outdated concept"
“No, we’re saving Hollywood"
"Folks grew up thinking, ‘I want to make movies on a gigantic screen and have strangers watch them ... [and have them] play in the theater for 2 months … It’s an outdated concept"
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
NO ITS NOT. NETFLIX MOVIES SUCK
That's an insane thing to say about Paul Dano.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
That's an insane thing to say about Paul Dano.
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In a just world we wouldn’t even need the Epstein files to believe Trump is a predator. A bunch of women have already said so. Plus a jury even found him liable.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
In a just world we wouldn’t even need the Epstein files to believe Trump is a predator. A bunch of women have already said so. Plus a jury even found him liable.
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Guys, I'm begging you, STOP INTERACTING WITH RAGE-BAIT.
We need them to all go away.
We need them to all go away.
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Guys, I'm begging you, STOP INTERACTING WITH RAGE-BAIT.
We need them to all go away.
We need them to all go away.
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
Jane Birkin would be so upset about influencer Birkin bag collections
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Jane Birkin would be so upset about influencer Birkin bag collections
Fuck Brian Niccol
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fuck Brian Niccol
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I 100% agree with this statement
I really do think littering is one of the simplest indicators about one’s character. Only awful people litter.
Just put the trash where the trash is supposed to go.
Just put the trash where the trash is supposed to go.
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I 100% agree with this statement
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I really do think littering is one of the simplest indicators about one’s character. Only awful people litter.
Just put the trash where the trash is supposed to go.
Just put the trash where the trash is supposed to go.
October 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I really do think littering is one of the simplest indicators about one’s character. Only awful people litter.
Just put the trash where the trash is supposed to go.
Just put the trash where the trash is supposed to go.
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“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
The point that no one is making about the Taylor Swift variants is that the retailers probably requested the and made deals to have the variants themselves and Taylor's team agreed. It's not her being "greedy"
October 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The point that no one is making about the Taylor Swift variants is that the retailers probably requested the and made deals to have the variants themselves and Taylor's team agreed. It's not her being "greedy"
Taylor Swift has always been a hopeless romantic, she's not becoming maga because she's fucking happy. You people are actually insane.
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Taylor Swift has always been a hopeless romantic, she's not becoming maga because she's fucking happy. You people are actually insane.
Why was Robert Redford's death not bigger news? Like I just found out and im chronically on the internet
September 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Why was Robert Redford's death not bigger news? Like I just found out and im chronically on the internet
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Andor winning 5 emmys is so freaking cool though
September 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Andor winning 5 emmys is so freaking cool though