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Every episode I watch I want to scream “JANET IS THE WORSTTTTTTT”. #TheValley
June 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It must be exhausting being married to Janet #TheValley
June 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Michelle saying she is going through the “same exact thing” as Brittany is delusional of the highest level. Yes she went through a divorce with a sociopath/borderline abusive husband, but she wasn’t being STALKED and physically threatened by Jesse. He’s awful, but he’s not Jax. 🙄 #TheValley
June 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Rewatching #VanderpumpRules and I forgot how much BS from Scheana I blocked out. “I’m a guys girl” “I’m so not a feminist” like GIRL. You are the ULTIMATE pick me girl and I’m so embarrassed for you.
May 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Janet is a turd #TheValley
May 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
But I’ve never been able to stand Janet bc she is a shit stirrer on another level. She used her pregnancy last season as a reason to be excused for her messiness. Girl please. You don’t get to spread rumors & say “I’m pregnant!” When people (Zach and Kristin) confront you. #TheValley
May 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
What really bothers me about Janet insinuating that Danny has a drinking problem is that she is taking something (inappropriate comments and touching while drunk) and turning it into “he’s an alcoholic!” Does the guy drink? Yeah. Too much? Maybe. But don’t act like he’s on Jaxs level #TheValley
May 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
At the beginning of this season, I was team Jesse and now I’m solidly team Lexi. Jesse Solomon, what the actual fuck. “She’s gaslighting me” nah son, she’s reading you for the filth you are. #SummerHouse
May 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My husband to our 1 Yr old chi-weenie mix: Oa, if you walk any closer to me I’m going to be wearing you as a butt plug

😂😂😂
April 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This whole season is sooooo boring. I’m not interested or invested in any of this crew 🥱😒 #BelowDeckDownUnder
April 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
But Garcelle IS right that Erika shouldn’t be talking shit saying she’s not interesting. We saw way more about Garcelle life than Erika’s this season. #RHOBH
April 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Garcelle dying on the hill that Dorits robbery was a setup is so wild. “It’s how I feel!” You can feel that all you want, doesn’t diminish the damage you do by throwing accusations like that around. And then get mad at the equally dangerous accusations of Suttons drinking? 🙄 girl please #RHOBH
April 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Wihan sucksssssss. Make Harry bosun! #BelowDeckDownUnder
March 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I still can’t stand Taylor. Ready for her to be off the show. Give me more Molly! #SouthernCharm
March 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Bravo to Erika for pointing out a pattern with Sutton. and i love Bravo for showing the receipts as Erika was talking #RHOBH
March 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
See now Boz is a real friend, calling out Dorit for not accepting Suttons apology. I see where Dorit is coming from saying she isn’t sure the apology was sincere, but she could have said “okay I accept it” & wait for the actions she is seeking from Sutton. It may not come, but accept in the moment.
March 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Im actually offended by Sutton performative “sisterhood” act after seeing her behave the way she is. #RHOBH
March 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sutton berated & demanded an apology when Kyle had to leave the group in a heightened emotional state, but she proudly stands by her calling Dorit a bitch in her own home and storming out and then going lower by bringing up the money! I can’t stand Sutton. Dorit and Kyle are no angels but wtf #RHOBH
March 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Catching up on #RHOBH

Somebody please explain to me why Sutton is allowed to lash out and act as low and childish as she wants when she is in an “emotional state” while the other two women going through divorces aka emotional states (Kyle and Dorit) are not allowed to lash out? The hypocrisy
March 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Shep is right about Austen, he has no problem calling JT out saying he’s always coming hot when Craig does the same exact thing. And in this case, JT is right! He never said the things Craig is accusing him of saying. Venita should have stood up for her “best friend” instead of crying #SouthernCharm
February 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yall I can’t stand Danielle #TheTraitors
February 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Im DYING at this text Shep sent Sienna 😂😂😂😂 #SouthernCharm
February 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Im reading “Becoming” by Michelle Obama with my book club girlies and honestly did not think I could love Michelle anymore than I already did. She is such an incredible woman, a true inspiration to all! 🥹 #BookSky
February 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Everyone needs to see this. Be ready to deny access, even if you don't know any immigrants. Let them waste time and you might save a family somewhere else. #Disobey
#blue #fotus #FBR #immigrants #TruthWarriors #theresistance #resist #FBPE #FuckICE #SaveOurDemocracy #sanctuary #organize #fucktrump
February 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM