Ominous Lemur
alysonline.bsky.social
Ominous Lemur
@alysonline.bsky.social
BTS ARMY, ‘78 liner. Plays a lot of simulator video games and drinks a lot of Paper Planes. Changes name depending on mood. Follow for follow is a weird thing, so don’t ask.
I know the words sound insane, but I actually did buy Too Much Cheese For Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I want Bighit to ban every single one of these screaming assholes that showed up
June 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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THEYRE HOME
June 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Welcome to the Top of the World Jin #EchoLightsNYC
May 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I hear Hobi every time I pull this out
February 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Block everyone who does follow back. Block all the follow farmers. Block every "nobody under 5k" or whatever.

Blockity block. Let that be your praxis.
A polite disagreement bot ring is flooding Bluesky — reply guy as a (dis)service
On the Bluesky social network, you may notice a lot of drive-by responses from accounts that rarely or never post — they just reply to other accounts. The reply pattern starts with a phrase like “I…
pivot-to-ai.com
December 25, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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My dudes, turn this shit off. On iOS it's under Settings > Apps > Photos > scroll all the way down.
Apple has opted iOS and MacOS users into an AI photo scanning feature which tries to extract landmarks from your photos called Enhanced Visual Search by default with little notice.
www.theregister.com/2025/01/03/a...
Apple opts everyone into having their Photos analyzed by AI
Homomorphic-based Enhanced Visual Search is so privacy-preserving, iPhone giant activated it without asking
www.theregister.com
January 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Stuffed it back in there, though. Ain’t gonna be that easy, pig.
January 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Update: my lemon pig spat out its “hope” coin this morning so I really feel like it’s hitting those Jan 6 vibes
January 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
2025 and 2024 pigs. This year’s lemon pig gets a quarter that reads “HOPE.” No pressure, lil buddy. #lemonpig
January 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I’m sorry
December 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Continuing the #cookieparty with cinnamon brown sugar stamped cookies
December 23, 2024 at 8:24 PM
It’s Christmas cookie baking day for me! Cherry almond white chip in the back, chocolate toffee butterscotch in the middle, and now I’m working on brown butter pecan #cookieparty
December 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
A not-insignificant percentage of why I check in at breweries is to narcissistically see my name on a screen, but also to advertise BTS to others #BTS #BTSARMY
December 14, 2024 at 9:57 PM
My Spotify Wrapped Top Artists list is out here like “one of these things is not like the other”
December 5, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Aw, just remembered the time Yeontan peed on Yoongi’s beanie 🥺
December 2, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Oh, Tannie. RIP, best idol ever.
December 2, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Charlie says Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Bluesky! We do a beer tasting every year.
November 28, 2024 at 6:01 PM
My Saturday night: winter lager, Farming Simulator 25, and RTGame making all the bad choices in Until Dawn.
November 24, 2024 at 3:30 AM
That time Jimin and I were in the same photo
November 19, 2024 at 12:08 AM
If you see this post a concert photo you took.

BTS at MetLife, LY:SY, Day 1, performing Tear.
November 11, 2024 at 2:05 AM
November 10, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I was going to bake pumpkin bread but I got distracted by Planet Coaster 2 and now I’d lightly stab someone for some of that nonexistent pumpkin bread. Argh.
November 9, 2024 at 11:43 PM