Alyson H
@alysonh-cd.bsky.social
Formerly @AlysonH_CD on Instagram, but left there because...well, you know.
Hottie 1% of the time, potato the other 99%. Fortunately you only get pictures of the hot times.
Pronouns: any are fine but I guess she / her fits this side of me best!
Hottie 1% of the time, potato the other 99%. Fortunately you only get pictures of the hot times.
Pronouns: any are fine but I guess she / her fits this side of me best!
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Alyson H
@alysonh-cd.bsky.social
· Jan 10
Quick intro post with some favourite old pics: Hi! I'm Aly! (Sometimes) I'm just a guy most of the time but sometimes I like to dress up like this and take pictures. I had a reasonably decently sized Insta account but I'm going to be shutting it down because fuck Meta.
It's Halloween, so a good enough excuse to repost these pics and add doubtlessly the 69,420th witch to your timeline today
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's Halloween, so a good enough excuse to repost these pics and add doubtlessly the 69,420th witch to your timeline today
Got a guy on Fetlife* trying to tell me that Keir Starmer is actually a decent person he's just powerless to do anything despite having a massive majority
Get fuuuuuuuucked, these people are absolutely delusional
*Yes I'm aware that's a weird place to discuss politics
Get fuuuuuuuucked, these people are absolutely delusional
*Yes I'm aware that's a weird place to discuss politics
September 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Got a guy on Fetlife* trying to tell me that Keir Starmer is actually a decent person he's just powerless to do anything despite having a massive majority
Get fuuuuuuuucked, these people are absolutely delusional
*Yes I'm aware that's a weird place to discuss politics
Get fuuuuuuuucked, these people are absolutely delusional
*Yes I'm aware that's a weird place to discuss politics
I bought a pretty sundress at the start of summer with the intention to do a nice sunny shoot out in my garden
Then I blinked and all of a sudden it wasn't summer anymore
Then I blinked and all of a sudden it wasn't summer anymore
September 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I bought a pretty sundress at the start of summer with the intention to do a nice sunny shoot out in my garden
Then I blinked and all of a sudden it wasn't summer anymore
Then I blinked and all of a sudden it wasn't summer anymore
Not really sure what I'm going to do when this rolls out tbh. For obvious reasons my ID does not have this name (or really this face) on it, so I'll be locked out of a lot of the functionality of this site. And presumably all other social media sites will be the same.
Fuck you, Labour.
Fuck you, Labour.
Starting July 25, Bluesky will require users in the UK to scan their face, upload an ID or verify their identity with a bankcard.
I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
www.theverge.com
July 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Not really sure what I'm going to do when this rolls out tbh. For obvious reasons my ID does not have this name (or really this face) on it, so I'll be locked out of a lot of the functionality of this site. And presumably all other social media sites will be the same.
Fuck you, Labour.
Fuck you, Labour.
Reposted by Alyson H
Hey, if you wanna help The Trevor Project in light of the Trump administration being absolute dickhead monsters by disconnecting them from the suicide prevention hotline (and get cool games while you're at it), The Trevor Project is the featured charity for Humble Choice in June.
June 2025 Humble Choice
Get June 2025 Humble Choice and more when you subscribe for just $11.99 per month!
www.humblebundle.com
June 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey, if you wanna help The Trevor Project in light of the Trump administration being absolute dickhead monsters by disconnecting them from the suicide prevention hotline (and get cool games while you're at it), The Trevor Project is the featured charity for Humble Choice in June.
There is something deeply off-putting about a man who calls *himself* "daddy"
June 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
There is something deeply off-putting about a man who calls *himself* "daddy"
Does anyone know where I put the remote shutter button for my phone? I swear I had it a moment ago...
May 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Does anyone know where I put the remote shutter button for my phone? I swear I had it a moment ago...
Reposted by Alyson H
2009 Evony ad aesthetic
"Join me, my liege"
"Join me, my liege"
May 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
2009 Evony ad aesthetic
"Join me, my liege"
"Join me, my liege"
2009 Evony ad aesthetic
"Join me, my liege"
"Join me, my liege"
May 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
2009 Evony ad aesthetic
"Join me, my liege"
"Join me, my liege"
Reposted by Alyson H
morbian pussy got me releasing twice
Kept reading this as "Morbian Pussy"
May 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
morbian pussy got me releasing twice
Shot some new pics tonight, expect to see them in the next day or two :)
May 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Shot some new pics tonight, expect to see them in the next day or two :)
New weirdest Grindr message just dropped
May 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
New weirdest Grindr message just dropped
Even though the bolero was providing the splash of blue needed to match with the makeup, I couldn't resist taking some pics in just the corset
April 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Even though the bolero was providing the splash of blue needed to match with the makeup, I couldn't resist taking some pics in just the corset
Put together a new Iook, not even sure what I was originally going for but I realised pretty quickly I looked like a fighting game character so I thought I'd lean into it
April 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Put together a new Iook, not even sure what I was originally going for but I realised pretty quickly I looked like a fighting game character so I thought I'd lean into it
Jesse Singal drink piss you disingenuous bitch
Jesse Singal, a transphobic bigot who has dedicated a large portion of his career to spreading misinformation about LGBTQ+ people, is baffled that John Oliver would do a single episode debunking his life's work
April 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Jesse Singal drink piss you disingenuous bitch
Reposted by Alyson H
How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
April 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
I'd like to do a blue themed makeup look but I can't find any blue dresses I like
My life is so difficult, please give me a big "ahhh"
My life is so difficult, please give me a big "ahhh"
April 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I'd like to do a blue themed makeup look but I can't find any blue dresses I like
My life is so difficult, please give me a big "ahhh"
My life is so difficult, please give me a big "ahhh"
This wasn't intended to be worn as an off shoulder dress but I did it anyway because....reasons
April 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This wasn't intended to be worn as an off shoulder dress but I did it anyway because....reasons
I am so going to add "grungler" to my vocabulary. Not only does this fit me to a T*, it's just an absolutely perfect word. Good mouthfeel.
*yes, believe it or not, despite how this account obviously appears, I identify as a cis guy (and present as such 99% of the time)
*yes, believe it or not, despite how this account obviously appears, I identify as a cis guy (and present as such 99% of the time)
From this post. A bisexual cis guy who inexplicably hangs out with mostly trans girls and is, even more inexplicably, not even a closeted trans girl himself
April 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am so going to add "grungler" to my vocabulary. Not only does this fit me to a T*, it's just an absolutely perfect word. Good mouthfeel.
*yes, believe it or not, despite how this account obviously appears, I identify as a cis guy (and present as such 99% of the time)
*yes, believe it or not, despite how this account obviously appears, I identify as a cis guy (and present as such 99% of the time)
Too cool to look at the camera
April 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Too cool to look at the camera
So we're all agreed that The Duskbloods is just Bloodborne 2, right?
April 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So we're all agreed that The Duskbloods is just Bloodborne 2, right?