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Alyson H
@alysonh-cd.bsky.social
190 followers 130 following 310 posts
Formerly @AlysonH_CD on Instagram, but left there because...well, you know.

Hottie 1% of the time, potato the other 99%. Fortunately you only get pictures of the hot times.

Pronouns: any are fine but I guess she / her fits this side of me best!
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It's Halloween, so a good enough excuse to repost these pics and add doubtlessly the 69,420th witch to your timeline today
Aly dressed as a witch Aly dressed as a witch Aly dressed as a witch (extra cleavagey) Aly dressed as a witch
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Obligatory cleavagey pics, because it wouldn't be me if I didn't have the girls on display a bit
Aly pulling down the zipper on her red catsuit to expose a little bit of cleavage Aly in a red catsuit, with her hands on her neck. Not really sure what this pose is tbh
June 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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A couple more!

I'm having to be very selective with which pics I post, because this outfit was extremely tight and...well, you can imagine how that might cause issues in some areas 😅
Aly in the shiny red catsuit, posed side on, showing off the curve of her butt Aly in the shiny red catsuit, now zipped up fully, badly attempting to recreate a famous picture of Britney Spears in this same outfit but only half succeeding tbh
June 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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It's Britney, bitch
Aly in an extremely tight red catsuit with late 90s / early 2000s makeup. The whole look is inspired by Britney Spears' "Oops I Did It Again" music video
June 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Does anyone know where I put the remote shutter button for my phone? I swear I had it a moment ago...
Aly dressed as a greek goddess, with the remote shutter button for her phone nestled in her ample cleavage
May 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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2009 Evony ad aesthetic

"Join me, my liege"
Aly in her blue and white Greek goddess outfit, sat on the edge of her bed Aly in her blue and white Greek goddess outfit, sat on the edge of her bed, beckoning you hither
May 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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To everyone who's ever called me goddess, this one's for you 😜
Aly with blonde hair and blue makeup in a white, gold and light blue ancient greek style dress with various gold accessories. In this picture I forgot to hide the remote shutter for my phone and it's weird having a tech item visible in such a classically themed look but I liked the picture so I wanted to use it anyway. Aly with blonde hair and blue makeup in a white, gold and light blue ancient greek style dress with various gold accessories. This shot in particular shows off a gold bracelet with a chain up to my middle finger. Aly with blonde hair and blue makeup in a white, gold and light blue ancient greek style dress with various gold accessories. This is a full length shot so you can see more of the dress. Aly with blonde hair and blue makeup in a white, gold and light blue ancient greek style dress with various gold accessories. This is a close up shot where you can see my makeup...if you can take your eyes off my cleavage.
May 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Bit of a tease...
Aly with blonde hair and blue makeup with a translucent light blue veil covering most of her body
May 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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New weirdest Grindr message just dropped
A message on Grindr where a guy asks if I want to meet (read: fuck) him...and his dad
May 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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The "and so they were both bottoms" meme edited to say "elves" instead
May 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Oh wouldn't you?
Aly dressed as an elf looking very pure and innocent
May 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Even though the bolero was providing the splash of blue needed to match with the makeup, I couldn't resist taking some pics in just the corset
Aly in tight, dark blue leggings and a black corset. She has a blue bolero, but it's dropped off her shoulders and down to her forearms. A closer up shot of Aly wearing a black corset. Aly still in the black corset, this time with the bolero slung over her shoulder. She's smiling, and if you see lipstick on her teeth, no you didn't. Another close up shot, similar to the previous one, but Aly is breasting especially boobily in this one.
April 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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This has been bugging me ever since my previous post but I FINALLY remembered enough to find it
Dril tweet: John Lee Hooker: Boom boom boom boom (guitar riff) me: hm pretty good. What else you got John Lee Hooker: Hau hau hau hau me: Fuck this .
April 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Obligatory makeup pic

Not as good as the elf set but I'm still pleased with it. I followed a tutorial on how to do a blue smokey eye and even though I followed the steps closely it still turned out completely different???
A close up of Aly wearing blue lipstick and blue eyeshadow with silver edging If you found this post because you searched for the word "edging", I see you!
April 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Ngl, my tits were POPPIN' here. I kept stopping to look at them. Can you blame me?
Aly looking at her own cleavage Wonder if this post will get flagged by bluesky's auto moderation?
April 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Put together a new Iook, not even sure what I was originally going for but I realised pretty quickly I looked like a fighting game character so I thought I'd lean into it
Aly wearing tight blue leggings, a black corset and a blue bolero. Her eyeshadow and lipstick are also blue, and her hair is blonde. She is cupping her left fist in her right hand, a "come fight" pose. I don't know why I write these descriptions in third person. Aly wearing tight blue leggings, a black corset and a blue bolero. Her eyeshadow and lipstick are also blue, and her hair is blonde. She's got her fists raised, ready to fight. Aly wearing tight blue leggings, a black corset and a blue bolero. Her eyeshadow and lipstick are also blue, and her hair is blonde. She's in that "come fight" pose again, but her face is in a determined grimace this time. No not THAT Grimace Aly wearing tight blue leggings, a black corset and a blue bolero. Her eyeshadow and lipstick are also blue, and her hair is blonde. This time she's actively snarling at you.
April 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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This wasn't intended to be worn as an off shoulder dress but I did it anyway because....reasons
Aly in the green elf looks from previous posts, only this time it's pulled off shoulder to show more cleavage. She definitely didn't rip anything doing this, don't worry about it. Aly in the green elf looks from previous posts, only this time it's pulled off shoulder to show more cleavage. This shot is slightly less cleavage-y than the previous shot, though.
April 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Too cool to look at the camera
Elf Aly, looking off to the side of the camera. Apparently this is known as "indirect address" Elf Aly, looking off to the side of the camera. Apparently this is known as "indirect address" Elf Aly, looking off to the side of the camera. Apparently this is known as "indirect address"
April 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Geoff! You give Zoe her account back right this instant!
Geoff Keighley promoting Mtn Dew and Doritos...sorry,it was actually for Halo 4 apparently
April 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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A couple of full body (well, nearly) shots too
Aly as an elf, as with the previous post, but showing the whole outfit which also includes a brown leather effect waist belt. Aly as an elf, as with the previous post, but showing the whole outfit which also includes a brown leather effect waist belt. In this picture she's lifting the skirt portion of the dress up. It has not been ironed but that kind of adds to the "natural" look. I hope.
March 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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What if Zelda was a girl?
Aly in a green, nature themed look. She has a leafy crown, a nature patterned green dress, a green crystal pendant, and her lipstick and eyeshadow are green. Oh, and she has elf ears.
March 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Timeline synchronisation ft @charleyridley.com
Claire's post about lightsabers being banned right above Charley's post showing off a lightsaber
March 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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That time I served "Geri from the Spice Girls (but not a massive Tory)" vibes
Aly with bright red hair in a very form-fitting dark red glittery dress Aly with bright red hair in a very form-fitting dark red glittery dress
March 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Posted this to the Emo Fashion subreddit and got immediately banned because I had "liked or commented on" (unspecified) posts in another (unspecified) subreddit, which is bad for some reason. Reddit mods are weird, man.

Anyway, please enjoy emo Aly!
Me dressed as every woman I had a crush on circa 2004. I'm wearing an off-shoulder black top which is torn in places to show a stroppy red top underneath, with tight dark red leggings. I've got black and red ombre hair, dark eyeliner and glossy red lips. Accessory wise, I'm wearing a small nose ring and several spiked wrist bracers over a fake tattoo. Me dressed as every woman I had a crush on circa 2004. I'm wearing an off-shoulder black top which is torn in places to show a stroppy red top underneath, with tight dark red leggings. I've got black and red ombre hair, dark eyeliner and glossy red lips. Accessory wise, I'm wearing a small nose ring and several spiked wrist bracers over a fake tattoo. I'm leaning forward as if addressing you, the tiniest bean. Me dressed as every woman I had a crush on circa 2004. I'm wearing an off-shoulder black top which is torn in places to show a stroppy red top underneath, with tight dark red leggings. I've got black and red ombre hair, dark eyeliner and glossy red lips. Accessory wise, I'm wearing a small nose ring and several spiked wrist bracers over a fake tattoo. Me dressed as every woman I had a crush on circa 2004. I'm wearing an off-shoulder black top which is torn in places to show a stroppy red top underneath, with tight dark red leggings. I've got black and red ombre hair, dark eyeliner and glossy red lips. Accessory wise, I'm wearing a small nose ring and several spiked wrist bracers over a fake tattoo. I've got my back to the camera so you can see my (clothed) butt.
March 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Realised I forgot to post any more pics! Silly me!
Aly in a red blouse, black pencil skirt, tights and black heels, wearing a ushanka with a Communist pin on the front. This is a full length shot, with one leg bent so the skirt curves nicely around my backside. Aly in a red blouse, black pencil skirt, tights and black heels, wearing a ushanka with a Communist pin on the front. I'm opening my blouse to show a bit of cleavage, but not much.
March 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM