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December 6, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Man the quality of these streaming NBA games on prime is so shoddy
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Man the quality of these streaming NBA games on prime is so shoddy
The paper version is incredibly fun
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December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The paper version is incredibly fun
I was recently informed the the lyric is not actually “take a load of granny” and uh I’m gonna ignore that information
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I was recently informed the the lyric is not actually “take a load of granny” and uh I’m gonna ignore that information
If every accusation is a confession then give us your best interpretation of this one.
I’ll go first. Trump is actually dead and peter thiel is running the country
I’ll go first. Trump is actually dead and peter thiel is running the country
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If every accusation is a confession then give us your best interpretation of this one.
I’ll go first. Trump is actually dead and peter thiel is running the country
I’ll go first. Trump is actually dead and peter thiel is running the country
Peacock can eat shit if y’all think I’m paying $10.99/month to watch suns-rockets. NBA league pass can fuck off too
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Peacock can eat shit if y’all think I’m paying $10.99/month to watch suns-rockets. NBA league pass can fuck off too
@dieworkwear.bsky.social I know you can’t respond to every dummy but there was this thread about the difference between a $20 hoodie and a $80 hoodie that I would love to find again 🙏🫶🔱
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social I know you can’t respond to every dummy but there was this thread about the difference between a $20 hoodie and a $80 hoodie that I would love to find again 🙏🫶🔱
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
Everyone needs to make fun of the NFL and @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy until they stop forcing the cowboys on us. Idiots
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Everyone needs to make fun of the NFL and @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy until they stop forcing the cowboys on us. Idiots
Honestly I think it should be illegal for the bulls to hold over the blazers- tank or die. Nba rules wack af. A real league would punish throwing games
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Honestly I think it should be illegal for the bulls to hold over the blazers- tank or die. Nba rules wack af. A real league would punish throwing games
Loosing my mind: saul good man
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Loosing my mind: saul good man
Wouldn’t be the first time a remake was overshadowed by Glen Powell’s hotness IMHO
With a new adaption of Stephen King's 'The Running Man,' @sinacolad.bsky.social likes the idea of a righteously angry movie about the shitty state of 2025 but thinks it was squandered on a too-handsome Glen Powell.
Movie Review: Righteously Angry 'The Running Man' Concept Squandered on Too Handsome Glen Powell
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November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Wouldn’t be the first time a remake was overshadowed by Glen Powell’s hotness IMHO
People who like or are “like curious” about glen powell should check out scream queens
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
People who like or are “like curious” about glen powell should check out scream queens
NYT: ah those epstein parties
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
NYT: ah those epstein parties
Man Darnold’s mvp candidacy was short-lived huh
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Man Darnold’s mvp candidacy was short-lived huh
Incredible basketball happening in Houston rn
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Incredible basketball happening in Houston rn
I like this alcohol ad where you just talk about what you drank and then they appear in front of you to drink again. Is this like an app or something?
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I like this alcohol ad where you just talk about what you drank and then they appear in front of you to drink again. Is this like an app or something?
Special episode tonight on peacock app only! Must have discovery/max dual authentication running via roku at startup, ad-free with purchase of first amazon product on screen! No screen-casting and NBC will run it over xfinity after a week.
oh no way, that's my favorite show on Netflix by Hulu+ Max HBO Max Just HBO No JK HBOMax Disney&Max x Paramount+-+ Premium
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Special episode tonight on peacock app only! Must have discovery/max dual authentication running via roku at startup, ad-free with purchase of first amazon product on screen! No screen-casting and NBC will run it over xfinity after a week.
Evil bucks
Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Evil bucks
Amazon Prime isn’t ready for ahem, primetime
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Amazon Prime isn’t ready for ahem, primetime
I believe this is the 1st televised patriots game over here in the pnw. They’re an interesting team and seem pretty good. Maybe nfl shld consider a few more teams on tv over here. We’re fed the cowboys every week and they suck, yet the powers that be think we’ll watch bad cowboys bc hate sells
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I believe this is the 1st televised patriots game over here in the pnw. They’re an interesting team and seem pretty good. Maybe nfl shld consider a few more teams on tv over here. We’re fed the cowboys every week and they suck, yet the powers that be think we’ll watch bad cowboys bc hate sells
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I’d started to wonder whether the Epstein files were a bit of a macguffin, but no no they implicate the President of the United States in a pedophilia ring—and show the entire Republican Party as well as much of the federal government has been baldly covering it up. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’d started to wonder whether the Epstein files were a bit of a macguffin, but no no they implicate the President of the United States in a pedophilia ring—and show the entire Republican Party as well as much of the federal government has been baldly covering it up. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
The Timbers and the Democrats just pathetically laying down sad today after somehow unexpectedly raising my hopes. My bad
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Timbers and the Democrats just pathetically laying down sad today after somehow unexpectedly raising my hopes. My bad
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It is time for you to publicly denounce Schumer and call for new leadership in the Senate.
Nothing else is acceptable.
Nothing else is acceptable.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It is time for you to publicly denounce Schumer and call for new leadership in the Senate.
Nothing else is acceptable.
Nothing else is acceptable.