"Mad kings in robes" might be more accurate.

the centrist Dems are so mad at the progressives they’re punishing us by just pointedly and passive-aggressively becoming more Republican

imagine thinking Democrats desperately fighting back against ICE across the country and seeing their friends and neighbors scared shitless of being abducted and thrown into some nightmare prison want to hear you praise Trump for securing the border

eat so much shit, man

Yeah, data isn't so fun now is it.

Somehow, “if a man really liked you, he’d call you” has become received wisdom, but “if a woman really wanted to be having sex with you, she’d be having sex with you” has not.

There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:

and yes I will start smoking again

Musk really is like the Wizard of Oz and there’s an entire industry devoted to not pulling back the curtain.