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📣 Speaking for the trees, and:

🌲 600 million forest acres
💚 193 million acres public land
🥾 164,000 miles of trails
🎣 400,000 miles of streams
🪵 Billions of board feet timber
🚰 Trillions of gallons clean water

🚫Not affiliated with USDA Forest Service
December 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
To make a finer point— a Forest Service Christmas tree harvest permit costs somewhere between $5 and $20.

A 34 percent increase in public participation in the tradition suggests a lot of people thinking about that value proposition at the same time.
Finding the $5 Christmas tree | US Forest Service
Many families across the United States celebrate the holiday season with a Christmas tree.
www.fs.usda.gov
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This Epstein docs trickle has had way more Trump implications than expected, confirming what every sane person suspected about this scumbag POTUS

Which is *exactly* why he’s <checks notes> on Greenland again (wut) and designing navy ships to name after himself?!? 😑

Can set a clock to his insanity
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Empty vessels…
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The curious
The engaged
The #AltCitizen
And not just journalists: this work is going to be increasingly crowdsourced to curious citizens. I hope we see a lot of techniques and know-how emerging from an engaged public.
it’s really fucking cool to see people working outside the system to expose the hacks running all of our crumbling institutions
December 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
We’ll be chug-a-lugging on the New Virginia Creeper in no time.
Old Crow Medicine Show - New Virginia Creeper (Live from Norfolk, VA)
YouTube video by Old Crow Medicine Show
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December 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Glad it made it to Bluesky. And the Chief seems to really get it, which is helpful:

The “real” Forest Service had a post up a few days ago on Facebook.
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If it meant something to you, it means something 🤗

Thanks for lending your fighting spirit to the natural world 💚
December 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM