Alt USDA Beltsville
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Reporting from the USDA’s Beltsville Agricultural Research Center, MD, to my limited abilities from my one corner of it.
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(2/2) this crushing blow does not mean I’m giving the fuck up though. I am steeled and here till the end! Fuck these Darwin deserving grifting disease giving ass kissing shit holes.
Found a chart of who the FDA has lost.
Found a chart of who the FDA has lost.
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
(2/2) this crushing blow does not mean I’m giving the fuck up though. I am steeled and here till the end! Fuck these Darwin deserving grifting disease giving ass kissing shit holes.
Found a chart of who the FDA has lost.
Found a chart of who the FDA has lost.
Clearly a South African white turkey needing asylum
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Clearly a South African white turkey needing asylum
Real source: a White House staffer asked the door dasher delivering their chick-fil-a
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Real source: a White House staffer asked the door dasher delivering their chick-fil-a
Didn’t follow up when guidance did come because mental health tbh just wanted to be home napping
October 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Didn’t follow up when guidance did come because mental health tbh just wanted to be home napping
We finally got emailed the “packet” of usual paperwork and shutdown instructions around 11am ish yesterday
October 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We finally got emailed the “packet” of usual paperwork and shutdown instructions around 11am ish yesterday
Quick, call the help desk and ask them for the Epstein files.
October 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Quick, call the help desk and ask them for the Epstein files.
It’s 9:20am and we’ve received none of this
October 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It’s 9:20am and we’ve received none of this
Mustache is not what I expected the last word to be
September 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Mustache is not what I expected the last word to be
