Daniel Scott
@altsprite.bsky.social
• TIME Magazine’s Hater of the Year 33 years running.
• Too eclectic for my own good
• Librarian
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• Too eclectic for my own good
• Librarian
📍:🗽
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Librarians don’t take a Hippocratic Oath.
But the vast majority of us deeply adhere – both personally and professionally – to the American Library Association’s Bill of Rights, adopted in 1939.
The ALA Bill of Rights is essentially our Hippocratic Oath.
But the vast majority of us deeply adhere – both personally and professionally – to the American Library Association’s Bill of Rights, adopted in 1939.
The ALA Bill of Rights is essentially our Hippocratic Oath.
June 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Librarians don’t take a Hippocratic Oath.
But the vast majority of us deeply adhere – both personally and professionally – to the American Library Association’s Bill of Rights, adopted in 1939.
The ALA Bill of Rights is essentially our Hippocratic Oath.
But the vast majority of us deeply adhere – both personally and professionally – to the American Library Association’s Bill of Rights, adopted in 1939.
The ALA Bill of Rights is essentially our Hippocratic Oath.
I’ve been here almost three months, so I’m finally eligible to hear the workplace lore that explains why the fuck this place is like this.
May 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’ve been here almost three months, so I’m finally eligible to hear the workplace lore that explains why the fuck this place is like this.
this Wordle win is probably the most impressive thing I have ever done
May 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
this Wordle win is probably the most impressive thing I have ever done
Searching for other librarians — is Facebook the only place where there are any real online communities for us? There has to be another way.
May 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Searching for other librarians — is Facebook the only place where there are any real online communities for us? There has to be another way.
Censoring your kid’s face is the corniest shit. You posted the picture to show us you took the kid to the park.
You go through the effort of hiding their face *to show off* that you care about hiding their face.
Just don’t post the picture at all. We were fine not seeing you holding up an emoji.
You go through the effort of hiding their face *to show off* that you care about hiding their face.
Just don’t post the picture at all. We were fine not seeing you holding up an emoji.
May 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Censoring your kid’s face is the corniest shit. You posted the picture to show us you took the kid to the park.
You go through the effort of hiding their face *to show off* that you care about hiding their face.
Just don’t post the picture at all. We were fine not seeing you holding up an emoji.
You go through the effort of hiding their face *to show off* that you care about hiding their face.
Just don’t post the picture at all. We were fine not seeing you holding up an emoji.
How it feels not having a bottle of Dry Grape Schweppes in my hand right now.
a bald man with a beard is sitting in a car looking up at the sky .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is sitting in a car looking up at the sky .
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April 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
How it feels not having a bottle of Dry Grape Schweppes in my hand right now.
wildly selfish, unserious, and spoiled rotten. The whole proud non-voter thing is sticking in my teeth like popcorn shells.
And yeah, I got less of a sense that the people I spoke with are *hostile* to Americans and much more of a sense that people think Americans are just kinda spoiled rotten
April 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
wildly selfish, unserious, and spoiled rotten. The whole proud non-voter thing is sticking in my teeth like popcorn shells.
I always said I don’t have a dream job because I want to simply lie in the sunlight like a cat.
Now that the weather is nice, I have scheduled sit-in-the-backyard time at my new job.
close enough tbh
Now that the weather is nice, I have scheduled sit-in-the-backyard time at my new job.
close enough tbh
April 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I always said I don’t have a dream job because I want to simply lie in the sunlight like a cat.
Now that the weather is nice, I have scheduled sit-in-the-backyard time at my new job.
close enough tbh
Now that the weather is nice, I have scheduled sit-in-the-backyard time at my new job.
close enough tbh
Shoutout to the 4 train and the 4 train ONLY for understanding the assignment during tonight’s evening commute.
April 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Shoutout to the 4 train and the 4 train ONLY for understanding the assignment during tonight’s evening commute.
gives me complicated feelings when I watch people chronicle every one of 47’s controversies when they spent the last half of 2024 telling people not to vote for Harris.
a man in a white shirt is looking to his left
ALT: a man in a white shirt is looking to his left
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April 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
gives me complicated feelings when I watch people chronicle every one of 47’s controversies when they spent the last half of 2024 telling people not to vote for Harris.
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all else aside, thank god for the library though
April 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
all else aside, thank god for the library though
The 94% and the 82% watching y’all say someone should do something and stop Trump.
April 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The 94% and the 82% watching y’all say someone should do something and stop Trump.
Everybody stop what you’re doing - I hereby announce that I have FOUND my lost phone charger.
a man in a suit sits in front of an american flag with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man in a suit sits in front of an american flag with his arms outstretched
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April 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Everybody stop what you’re doing - I hereby announce that I have FOUND my lost phone charger.
I’m going to have a Master’s degree in December.
I just keep thinking back to that Spring 2023 semester when I dropped one class and failed the other and thought there was no way I could complete it.
December still feels worlds away.
I just keep thinking back to that Spring 2023 semester when I dropped one class and failed the other and thought there was no way I could complete it.
December still feels worlds away.
April 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m going to have a Master’s degree in December.
I just keep thinking back to that Spring 2023 semester when I dropped one class and failed the other and thought there was no way I could complete it.
December still feels worlds away.
I just keep thinking back to that Spring 2023 semester when I dropped one class and failed the other and thought there was no way I could complete it.
December still feels worlds away.
one time for the one time, so I can relive my Tumblr days of being a public figure
April 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
one time for the one time, so I can relive my Tumblr days of being a public figure
The radiator is drying me the hell out every night, and no amount of water bottle refills is un-chapping my lips.
a close up of a woman with braids making a funny face with her eyes closed .
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April 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The radiator is drying me the hell out every night, and no amount of water bottle refills is un-chapping my lips.
Further reports claim that they are, in fact, not “about that life”.
Reports are that the CIA is washed. One source told me it "has no motion."
April 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Further reports claim that they are, in fact, not “about that life”.
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Between this and their $80 games, I’m gonna go ahead and keep having not bought a console since the Xbox 360.
statement from Nintendo:
April 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Between this and their $80 games, I’m gonna go ahead and keep having not bought a console since the Xbox 360.
Honestly, good. I was really trying to not want this 😂
April 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Honestly, good. I was really trying to not want this 😂
Any school librarians on here? I need a little consultation 🤔
April 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Any school librarians on here? I need a little consultation 🤔
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Life works real funny. I was worried about taking this job before I did, and I’m actually enjoying it WAY more than I could’ve imagined.
Funny things happen when I don’t get what I want.
Funny things happen when I don’t get what I want.
April 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Life works real funny. I was worried about taking this job before I did, and I’m actually enjoying it WAY more than I could’ve imagined.
Funny things happen when I don’t get what I want.
Funny things happen when I don’t get what I want.
In my latest installment of work email woes, someone just reply-alled a year-old email.
April 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In my latest installment of work email woes, someone just reply-alled a year-old email.
Me, a teen librarian: *scrolling through Bookriot and Goodreads*
The teens at my library: reading CupcakKe lyrics out loud.
The teens at my library: reading CupcakKe lyrics out loud.
squidward from spongebob is carrying a blue beach chair
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April 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me, a teen librarian: *scrolling through Bookriot and Goodreads*
The teens at my library: reading CupcakKe lyrics out loud.
The teens at my library: reading CupcakKe lyrics out loud.