ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U
@altr-no-ego.bsky.social
Cat Enthusiast, Tabletop Gamer, Media Consumer, EDH Ronin (occasional stream guest).
Gotta be Neheb. He knows how to party...
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Gotta be Neheb. He knows how to party...
You'd have to draw 3, and discard 3 at random. Most people find that annoying.
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You'd have to draw 3, and discard 3 at random. Most people find that annoying.
My sweet Mog is just a little dancey guy! EAT YOUR CAKE!
Look at his face! Is that the face of a criminal!?
Look at his face! Is that the face of a criminal!?
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My sweet Mog is just a little dancey guy! EAT YOUR CAKE!
Look at his face! Is that the face of a criminal!?
Look at his face! Is that the face of a criminal!?
I got into and out of queue so fast, I don't have a more current picture.
🎉🦈SHARK ACQUIRED!! 🦈🎉
🎉🦈SHARK ACQUIRED!! 🦈🎉
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I got into and out of queue so fast, I don't have a more current picture.
🎉🦈SHARK ACQUIRED!! 🦈🎉
🎉🦈SHARK ACQUIRED!! 🦈🎉
Also, in rare back-to-back Arena posts, I cleaned up pretty good in a Quick Draft (surprising me.) Playing Boros (surprising absolutely nobody.)
October 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Also, in rare back-to-back Arena posts, I cleaned up pretty good in a Quick Draft (surprising me.) Playing Boros (surprising absolutely nobody.)
Fleem cosmetics were delivered on Arena! PRAISE FLEEM!
October 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fleem cosmetics were delivered on Arena! PRAISE FLEEM!
I understand the urge to try to be everything to everybody. I also understand the urge to ignore pain and burnout to meet obligations, and support friends.
I often stop, and remind myself of the flavor text on one of my favorite cards.
You endured. I'm proud of you. Rest. Recover. We'll be here.
I often stop, and remind myself of the flavor text on one of my favorite cards.
You endured. I'm proud of you. Rest. Recover. We'll be here.
October 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I understand the urge to try to be everything to everybody. I also understand the urge to ignore pain and burnout to meet obligations, and support friends.
I often stop, and remind myself of the flavor text on one of my favorite cards.
You endured. I'm proud of you. Rest. Recover. We'll be here.
I often stop, and remind myself of the flavor text on one of my favorite cards.
You endured. I'm proud of you. Rest. Recover. We'll be here.
Won (yesterday's) Commander League game. Took people to Balloonland. Lived the dream with Anointed Procession and Ojer Taq. 13 land drops on my final turn.
These were the contents of my promo pack. I dunno about fate, but definitely, cosmic irony. Don't tell me Boros can't ramp.
These were the contents of my promo pack. I dunno about fate, but definitely, cosmic irony. Don't tell me Boros can't ramp.
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Won (yesterday's) Commander League game. Took people to Balloonland. Lived the dream with Anointed Procession and Ojer Taq. 13 land drops on my final turn.
These were the contents of my promo pack. I dunno about fate, but definitely, cosmic irony. Don't tell me Boros can't ramp.
These were the contents of my promo pack. I dunno about fate, but definitely, cosmic irony. Don't tell me Boros can't ramp.
I had a Jeskai tokens deck, and I wanted to break Spiny Starfish. So, I devised a convoluted combo.
1. Use Wall of Resurgence to animate a Lotus Field. Put Pemmin's Aura on it. Infinite Blue Mana.
2. Spiny Starfish gets equipped with a Blazing Sunsteel. Ping it with Tim to start a chain.
1. Use Wall of Resurgence to animate a Lotus Field. Put Pemmin's Aura on it. Infinite Blue Mana.
2. Spiny Starfish gets equipped with a Blazing Sunsteel. Ping it with Tim to start a chain.
August 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I had a Jeskai tokens deck, and I wanted to break Spiny Starfish. So, I devised a convoluted combo.
1. Use Wall of Resurgence to animate a Lotus Field. Put Pemmin's Aura on it. Infinite Blue Mana.
2. Spiny Starfish gets equipped with a Blazing Sunsteel. Ping it with Tim to start a chain.
1. Use Wall of Resurgence to animate a Lotus Field. Put Pemmin's Aura on it. Infinite Blue Mana.
2. Spiny Starfish gets equipped with a Blazing Sunsteel. Ping it with Tim to start a chain.
Mine is a humble accountant. He's at the head of a PDH deck.
August 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mine is a humble accountant. He's at the head of a PDH deck.
Am I happy that he got a card? Hell, yeah! Do I think he does something simple, that's not too powerful? Yeah.
Am I a bit sad that he doesn't make a vehicle token called Cabbage Cart, that explodes into food tokens? Yeah... 😭😭
Am I a bit sad that he doesn't make a vehicle token called Cabbage Cart, that explodes into food tokens? Yeah... 😭😭
August 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Am I happy that he got a card? Hell, yeah! Do I think he does something simple, that's not too powerful? Yeah.
Am I a bit sad that he doesn't make a vehicle token called Cabbage Cart, that explodes into food tokens? Yeah... 😭😭
Am I a bit sad that he doesn't make a vehicle token called Cabbage Cart, that explodes into food tokens? Yeah... 😭😭
Big mail day. Boats becomes more luxurious. Did I need the Judge Foil Merchant Scroll? No, but also, yes. (It's got a pirate on it, duh!)
Stuff like this is exactly why I have 5 half-built decks next to my desk. I'm busy making my beloved decks shiny.
Stuff like this is exactly why I have 5 half-built decks next to my desk. I'm busy making my beloved decks shiny.
June 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Big mail day. Boats becomes more luxurious. Did I need the Judge Foil Merchant Scroll? No, but also, yes. (It's got a pirate on it, duh!)
Stuff like this is exactly why I have 5 half-built decks next to my desk. I'm busy making my beloved decks shiny.
Stuff like this is exactly why I have 5 half-built decks next to my desk. I'm busy making my beloved decks shiny.
Today, my Plans got foiled.
I'm not mad, though.
I'm not mad, though.
May 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Today, my Plans got foiled.
I'm not mad, though.
I'm not mad, though.
I really dig the Shadowmoor lands.
1. They are typed.
2. Each one has a useful effect.
3. They're underplayed.
4. It's one of the few cycles where the Boros lands are really effing good.
Put them in decks, people!
1. They are typed.
2. Each one has a useful effect.
3. They're underplayed.
4. It's one of the few cycles where the Boros lands are really effing good.
Put them in decks, people!
May 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I really dig the Shadowmoor lands.
1. They are typed.
2. Each one has a useful effect.
3. They're underplayed.
4. It's one of the few cycles where the Boros lands are really effing good.
Put them in decks, people!
1. They are typed.
2. Each one has a useful effect.
3. They're underplayed.
4. It's one of the few cycles where the Boros lands are really effing good.
Put them in decks, people!
Been futzing around with a new Standard deck. Turns out, broken stuff is still broken.
April 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Been futzing around with a new Standard deck. Turns out, broken stuff is still broken.
She's like Zetalpa!
April 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
She's like Zetalpa!
Judge me based on my commanders...
April 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Judge me based on my commanders...
I only play Blue for Blue cards that act Red (e.g. Mystic Reflection), Boats, and this Offer with a Kitty on it.
(A friend pointed out that it's definitely art for a Fact or Fiction, and I can't unsee it.)
(A friend pointed out that it's definitely art for a Fact or Fiction, and I can't unsee it.)
March 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I only play Blue for Blue cards that act Red (e.g. Mystic Reflection), Boats, and this Offer with a Kitty on it.
(A friend pointed out that it's definitely art for a Fact or Fiction, and I can't unsee it.)
(A friend pointed out that it's definitely art for a Fact or Fiction, and I can't unsee it.)
Melissa Benson's Shivan Dragon is my favorite dragon. I'm not a big fan of the creature type, but this one triggers my nostalgia in the best way. Playing Shivan Dragon, Serra Angel, and a pile of goblins at Foundations Pre-release made me feel 9 years old again...
March 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Melissa Benson's Shivan Dragon is my favorite dragon. I'm not a big fan of the creature type, but this one triggers my nostalgia in the best way. Playing Shivan Dragon, Serra Angel, and a pile of goblins at Foundations Pre-release made me feel 9 years old again...
I would vote for you.
January 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I would vote for you.
That photo is badass, and metal as hell! But the next thing I thought of was Monty Python... and I mean that as the highest compliment.
January 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That photo is badass, and metal as hell! But the next thing I thought of was Monty Python... and I mean that as the highest compliment.
Levitating Statue is in my Boats deck. I laugh every time I play it. I imagine a floating statue, waiting patiently at the end of a dock, with a big pirate hat. 🤣
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Levitating Statue is in my Boats deck. I laugh every time I play it. I imagine a floating statue, waiting patiently at the end of a dock, with a big pirate hat. 🤣
Crush that contraband, Peachy.
January 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Crush that contraband, Peachy.