ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U
altr-no-ego.bsky.social
ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U
@altr-no-ego.bsky.social
Cat Enthusiast, Tabletop Gamer, Media Consumer, EDH Ronin (occasional stream guest).
AAAHHH!!! I'm so lucky I get to pod with these utterly lovely ladies! I refuse to be chill about it, and YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER!!

Come shout at me in chat, and watch me get beat up. I do, in fact, have the most punchable face in EDH.
🚨New stream alert!
AFTERNOON EDH 🚨

Next Tuesday @ 1PM EST come join me for an afternoon Stream of some EDH FT. @janeplaysmagic.bsky.social , @commandzoe.bsky.social & @altr-no-ego.bsky.social

Grab some coffee and let's jam on the purple app!
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Boss, has the correct take.

I'm a huge fan of Marvel and Stan Lee. Stan said, "Every comic is somebody's first." Same goes for Magic. Every set/product is somebody's first.

Keep that in mind, and always try to be kind. I am much happier having new people to play with, and teach about the game.
I’m only going to say this once and move on.

I do believe fatigue is real, but creators feel it more because they feel like they can’t skip a set ever, otherwise they fade into obscurity.

That frustration then gets reflected in their content, and affects average viewers.

(Cont)
October 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If you stitch Silly and Nervous together Frankenstein-style, that's me most days. Unless it's February... Then, I'm Sad Pumpkin.
Which pumpkin are you?
I’m a sad pumpkin
October 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Hello everyone! As you may know, our friend at @infinitokens.com was recently injured during Magic Con Atlanta. This injury has created some difficulties that may result in a loss of revenue. To support our friend, I have partnered with some others to bring you #NotAFundraiser p1/?
October 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I got into and out of queue so fast, I don't have a more current picture.

🎉🦈SHARK ACQUIRED!! 🦈🎉
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm podding up with some utterly lovely people, once again!! I can't wait!!

See y'all on Tuesday! 😎
Tuesday stream!
@donifmtgc.bsky.social and I are streaming Community Day games from the Lobby Pristine Discord.

We have @tayatranscends.bsky.social and @altr-no-ego.bsky.social as our special guests

10/14 at 6 pm pst
twitch.tv/filthymtgcas...
October 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Also, in rare back-to-back Arena posts, I cleaned up pretty good in a Quick Draft (surprising me.) Playing Boros (surprising absolutely nobody.)
October 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fleem cosmetics were delivered on Arena! PRAISE FLEEM!
October 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Won (yesterday's) Commander League game. Took people to Balloonland. Lived the dream with Anointed Procession and Ojer Taq. 13 land drops on my final turn.

These were the contents of my promo pack. I dunno about fate, but definitely, cosmic irony. Don't tell me Boros can't ramp.
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It's an honor, and a privilege to pod up again with these delightful folks.
September 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
😎
August 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Am I happy that he got a card? Hell, yeah! Do I think he does something simple, that's not too powerful? Yeah.

Am I a bit sad that he doesn't make a vehicle token called Cabbage Cart, that explodes into food tokens? Yeah... 😭😭
August 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Guys, Balloonland! got tags, and I rewrote the Primer. Please clap.

moxfield.com/decks/Dv9-FP...
Balloonland! - Commander (The Jolly Balloon Man)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
August 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Big mail day. Boats becomes more luxurious. Did I need the Judge Foil Merchant Scroll? No, but also, yes. (It's got a pirate on it, duh!)

Stuff like this is exactly why I have 5 half-built decks next to my desk. I'm busy making my beloved decks shiny.
June 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hey, Commander players:
It's actually fun to build a "bad" deck, with a weird restriction. Find a dumb card you like, and build a deck around it.
Hey Commander players:
Be a pal and begin deciding what your next turn is going to look like before it starts, please.
May 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Today, my Plans got foiled.

I'm not mad, though.
May 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Been futzing around with a new Standard deck. Turns out, broken stuff is still broken.
April 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hey, look. I'm included!! With other cool people!! 😎
April 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Judge me based on my commanders...
April 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Sunday at 12 pm pst
@donifmtgc.bsky.social and I are playing commander with @altr-no-ego.bsky.social and @girldickenergy.bsky.social
Going to be a good time!
Link below 👇
February 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
After some consideration, here is my summary of the Brackets:

Bracket 1: Bumper Cars
Bracket 2: Toyota Yarii (pl. Yaris)
Bracket 3: Stock Sports Cars
Bracket 4: Fast & Furious
Bracket 5: Formula One Racing

I think it's a good description of intent/power. I dunno if it'll be useful, but it's here.
February 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Blue App is on my phone. Gearing up for PAX Unplugged tomorrow.

That is all.
December 5, 2024 at 9:30 PM