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Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
I keep getting this ad for a "heavy-duty" dog cage with a reinforced floor... it's for people into pup play, isn't it?
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I keep getting this ad for a "heavy-duty" dog cage with a reinforced floor... it's for people into pup play, isn't it?
Took this the other day so I could get dressed while my bf was in the shower to save time, without him missing out on seeing me like this. Best of both worlds!
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Took this the other day so I could get dressed while my bf was in the shower to save time, without him missing out on seeing me like this. Best of both worlds!
I've spent far too much time thinking about group sex recently, for someone who can barely arrange to meet one normal friend, let alone finding several people who would be down for that and organising something with all of them
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I've spent far too much time thinking about group sex recently, for someone who can barely arrange to meet one normal friend, let alone finding several people who would be down for that and organising something with all of them
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no loads refused infodump
October 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
no loads refused infodump
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Why is in an insult to call someone an asshole?
I mean, I really like them and they bring me a lot of joy
I mean, I really like them and they bring me a lot of joy
October 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Why is in an insult to call someone an asshole?
I mean, I really like them and they bring me a lot of joy
I mean, I really like them and they bring me a lot of joy
"It is an affair of disentangled, or stripped, minds. Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.”
Or both, in the case of a lot of gay friendships
Or both, in the case of a lot of gay friendships
September 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"It is an affair of disentangled, or stripped, minds. Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.”
Or both, in the case of a lot of gay friendships
Or both, in the case of a lot of gay friendships
Have wondered for a year or so which celebrity a mutual on main reminds me of. Turns out he bears (pun not intended but it's fitting) a pretty strong resemblance to a gay porn star.
September 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Have wondered for a year or so which celebrity a mutual on main reminds me of. Turns out he bears (pun not intended but it's fitting) a pretty strong resemblance to a gay porn star.
Instagram has started showing me a lot of US college athletes, models, etc. shirtless. Not that I'm complaining.
September 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Instagram has started showing me a lot of US college athletes, models, etc. shirtless. Not that I'm complaining.
National underwear day? There's not long left of the day, so here's just a hint
August 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
National underwear day? There's not long left of the day, so here's just a hint
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when the bottom in gay p*rn says “get me pregnant”
July 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
when the bottom in gay p*rn says “get me pregnant”
Spit or Steal: the new humiliation game show coming to late night Channel 4
July 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Spit or Steal: the new humiliation game show coming to late night Channel 4
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Everyone get to sucking
June 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Everyone get to sucking
Has to be one of these two, the second one is always very popular
June 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Has to be one of these two, the second one is always very popular
As much as I clearly give off bottom vibes, turns out I'm not a bad top either:)
June 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
As much as I clearly give off bottom vibes, turns out I'm not a bad top either:)
Not quite the result I was expecting but yeah, I can go with that!
June 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Not quite the result I was expecting but yeah, I can go with that!
Disapoofed, isn't that gay conversion therapy?
a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Disapoofed, isn't that gay conversion therapy?
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sometimes jacking off literally does fix your problems
May 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
sometimes jacking off literally does fix your problems
Finally got round to setting up another email address, so I can use this account properly! More to come soon
May 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Finally got round to setting up another email address, so I can use this account properly! More to come soon
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you're not allowed any desert until you finish your ass nut mix
March 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
you're not allowed any desert until you finish your ass nut mix