alrowden.bsky.social
@alrowden.bsky.social
✅ Old enough for life-altering criminal charges.
❌ Not old enough to vote for a local representative.

We need to lower the voting age. #LowerTheVotingAge
August 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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A vegan lunch meat called Phony Baloney
January 31, 2025 at 6:39 AM
So #Wicked. During Dancing through Life, when Nessa is talking to Elphaba, does anyone else wear Elpha-bussy?
January 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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planting an adderall in the dirt to grow a tree that i may harvest fucks from
December 12, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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babe there's no way you'll get pregnant if we do it on the pull out couch
December 12, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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What's the weirdest nonsense your red state governor has gotten up to?

My red state governor helped fund a creationist museum that has a diorama showing Noah putting stegosaurs on the ark.
December 6, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The Costco food court is filled with single parents who clearly hate their kids rn.
December 6, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
If you love beer and have logged at least 500 hours on Call of Duty, stay by your phone.

You could be the next nominee for Secretary of Defense.
December 3, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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So much cool science to be uncovered at the interface between #fungifriends and #climatechange - in the meantime here are some Porcelain's in a copse just outside our village 🍄
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Red pandas deserve ALL the snacks ❤️
December 3, 2024 at 10:45 AM
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#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_1063@11-03-2019_12-04-11.jpg
December 2, 2024 at 10:00 PM
My first post here will be bragging about my Duolingo stats. That seems on brand.
December 3, 2024 at 12:13 AM