Tim
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· Dec 6
Question: if you were given a reciprocating saw for Christmas last year, you’re obligated to give them one back this year right?
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Why do we need just one Pope? What about a committee or a selection of different Popes to add some diversity. A Pope Pourri, if you will.
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why do we need just one Pope? What about a committee or a selection of different Popes to add some diversity. A Pope Pourri, if you will.
Question: if you were given a reciprocating saw for Christmas last year, you’re obligated to give them one back this year right?
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Question: if you were given a reciprocating saw for Christmas last year, you’re obligated to give them one back this year right?
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JOSEPH: got any rooms
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
JOSEPH: got any rooms
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
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I tried killing a spider with Axe Body Spray and now he's a rapper named Lil Ate Legs who keeps sending me links to his YouTube channel
December 3, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I tried killing a spider with Axe Body Spray and now he's a rapper named Lil Ate Legs who keeps sending me links to his YouTube channel
Its been years since it was an active sports app but I still miss Thuuz. I found how it rated games by excitability to be easy way to be caught up on good games on tv.
December 4, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Its been years since it was an active sports app but I still miss Thuuz. I found how it rated games by excitability to be easy way to be caught up on good games on tv.
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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently I've got too many windows open.
November 28, 2024 at 9:50 AM
I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently I've got too many windows open.
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Something I've learnt today, it's really hard to discreetly pluck out a long nose hair on a train. Especially when the person wakes up and starts throwing punches.
November 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Something I've learnt today, it's really hard to discreetly pluck out a long nose hair on a train. Especially when the person wakes up and starts throwing punches.
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I know this is a controversial opinion, but James Bond would be a better spy if they stopped picking a famous actor to be him.
November 24, 2024 at 1:23 PM
I know this is a controversial opinion, but James Bond would be a better spy if they stopped picking a famous actor to be him.
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Ariana Grande implies the existence of the smaller Ariana Tall and the giant Ariana Venti.
November 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Ariana Grande implies the existence of the smaller Ariana Tall and the giant Ariana Venti.
@saracivian.bsky.social so glad to see you on here.
December 3, 2024 at 1:24 AM
@saracivian.bsky.social so glad to see you on here.
Lamelo Ball is on fire this season
a hornets player wearing a chef 's hat
ALT: a hornets player wearing a chef 's hat
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Lamelo Ball is on fire this season
@tastyofficial.bsky.social
Any suggestions for a high protein oatmeal breakfast? I’ve been doing the same weird one for years, using egg whites and oatmeal.
Any suggestions for a high protein oatmeal breakfast? I’ve been doing the same weird one for years, using egg whites and oatmeal.
November 26, 2024 at 2:21 AM
@tastyofficial.bsky.social
Any suggestions for a high protein oatmeal breakfast? I’ve been doing the same weird one for years, using egg whites and oatmeal.
Any suggestions for a high protein oatmeal breakfast? I’ve been doing the same weird one for years, using egg whites and oatmeal.
And then the next crowd reaction was
Commanders and cowboys game
Commanders and cowboys game
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is looking at the camera with his hands on his hips
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is looking at the camera with his hands on his hips
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November 24, 2024 at 9:21 PM
And then the next crowd reaction was
Commanders and cowboys game
Commanders and cowboys game
Craziest game with the Washington Commanders and Dallas Cowboys, emotions in the crowd:
a group of people with their hands on their heads and the word hbo on the bottom left
ALT: a group of people with their hands on their heads and the word hbo on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Craziest game with the Washington Commanders and Dallas Cowboys, emotions in the crowd:
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The least realistic thing about vampire movies is how great their hair looks when they can’t see themselves in the mirror.
November 23, 2024 at 12:09 PM
The least realistic thing about vampire movies is how great their hair looks when they can’t see themselves in the mirror.
This song came on as a youtube music suggestion while cooking, such a sweetly written song.
#music
youtu.be/dawMFkPNJpM?...
#music
youtu.be/dawMFkPNJpM?...
Dustin Kensrue - Of Crows and Crowns [Official Video]
YouTube video by Dustin Kensrue
youtu.be
November 24, 2024 at 12:19 AM
This song came on as a youtube music suggestion while cooking, such a sweetly written song.
#music
youtu.be/dawMFkPNJpM?...
#music
youtu.be/dawMFkPNJpM?...
Ran across this game trailer and at around the 1:00 mark there's an unexpected Michael Jackson reference
youtu.be/tTxwwOedSJk?...
youtu.be/tTxwwOedSJk?...
SPIRIT MANCER - Launch trailer
YouTube video by Dear Villagers
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Ran across this game trailer and at around the 1:00 mark there's an unexpected Michael Jackson reference
youtu.be/tTxwwOedSJk?...
youtu.be/tTxwwOedSJk?...
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Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
November 21, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
If you like music and hockey one of the writers over at Bleacher Report, Sara Civian, has a clever article. #hockey #music
bleacherreport.com/articles/101...
bleacherreport.com/articles/101...
1 Song to Sum Up Every NHL Team's 2024-25 Season So Far
We're a month and some change into the 2024-25 NHL season, and storylines negative and positive are brewing across the league.
bleacherreport.com
November 20, 2024 at 3:38 PM
If you like music and hockey one of the writers over at Bleacher Report, Sara Civian, has a clever article. #hockey #music
bleacherreport.com/articles/101...
bleacherreport.com/articles/101...
@babblingfringe.bsky.social Really hope Mike knocks Jake the hell out.
a man wearing a baseball cap is upside down and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap is upside down and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 4:32 AM
@babblingfringe.bsky.social Really hope Mike knocks Jake the hell out.
I don't think I've posted in 7 months, time flies. So I'll comment on an event that's happening tonight; I really hope the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is legit and not scripted.
November 15, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I don't think I've posted in 7 months, time flies. So I'll comment on an event that's happening tonight; I really hope the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is legit and not scripted.
I'm trying to get through this playlist but I can't get passed Good because it tells me Back 2 Good
April 4, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I'm trying to get through this playlist but I can't get passed Good because it tells me Back 2 Good
I know I will wax and wane watching baseball during the long season but I've been all about it since opening day.
Are there hashtags here if so:
#baseball
Are there hashtags here if so:
#baseball
April 3, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I know I will wax and wane watching baseball during the long season but I've been all about it since opening day.
Are there hashtags here if so:
#baseball
Are there hashtags here if so:
#baseball