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Question: if you were given a reciprocating saw for Christmas last year, you’re obligated to give them one back this year right?
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Why do we need just one Pope? What about a committee or a selection of different Popes to add some diversity. A Pope Pourri, if you will.
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Question: if you were given a reciprocating saw for Christmas last year, you’re obligated to give them one back this year right?
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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JOSEPH: got any rooms

INNKEEPER: no

JOSEPH: i want to see your manager

INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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I tried killing a spider with Axe Body Spray and now he's a rapper named Lil Ate Legs who keeps sending me links to his YouTube channel
December 3, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Its been years since it was an active sports app but I still miss Thuuz. I found how it rated games by excitability to be easy way to be caught up on good games on tv.
December 4, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I have always really liked the Seattle Kraken Unis and so many Th I ngs Seattle. But #gocanes for tonight
December 4, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently I've got too many windows open.
November 28, 2024 at 9:50 AM
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Something I've learnt today, it's really hard to discreetly pluck out a long nose hair on a train. Especially when the person wakes up and starts throwing punches.
November 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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I know this is a controversial opinion, but James Bond would be a better spy if they stopped picking a famous actor to be him.
November 24, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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Ariana Grande implies the existence of the smaller Ariana Tall and the giant Ariana Venti.
November 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
@saracivian.bsky.social so glad to see you on here.
December 3, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Lamelo Ball is on fire this season
a hornets player wearing a chef 's hat
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November 26, 2024 at 2:22 AM
@tastyofficial.bsky.social

Any suggestions for a high protein oatmeal breakfast? I’ve been doing the same weird one for years, using egg whites and oatmeal.
November 26, 2024 at 2:21 AM
And then the next crowd reaction was
Commanders and cowboys game
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is looking at the camera with his hands on his hips
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is looking at the camera with his hands on his hips
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November 24, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Craziest game with the Washington Commanders and Dallas Cowboys, emotions in the crowd:
a group of people with their hands on their heads and the word hbo on the bottom left
ALT: a group of people with their hands on their heads and the word hbo on the bottom left
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November 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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The least realistic thing about vampire movies is how great their hair looks when they can’t see themselves in the mirror.
November 23, 2024 at 12:09 PM
This song came on as a youtube music suggestion while cooking, such a sweetly written song.

#music

youtu.be/dawMFkPNJpM?...
Dustin Kensrue - Of Crows and Crowns [Official Video]
YouTube video by Dustin Kensrue
youtu.be
November 24, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Love this cartoonist:

youtube.com/shorts/8e9Cv...
This frog knows pain
YouTube video by Matthew Inman
youtube.com
November 22, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Ran across this game trailer and at around the 1:00 mark there's an unexpected Michael Jackson reference

youtu.be/tTxwwOedSJk?...
SPIRIT MANCER - Launch trailer
YouTube video by Dear Villagers
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
November 21, 2024 at 1:54 PM
If you like music and hockey one of the writers over at Bleacher Report, Sara Civian, has a clever article. #hockey #music

bleacherreport.com/articles/101...
1 Song to Sum Up Every NHL Team's 2024-25 Season So Far
We're a month and some change into the 2024-25 NHL season, and storylines negative and positive are brewing across the league.
bleacherreport.com
November 20, 2024 at 3:38 PM
@babblingfringe.bsky.social Really hope Mike knocks Jake the hell out.
a man wearing a baseball cap is upside down and looking at the camera .
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November 16, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I don't think I've posted in 7 months, time flies. So I'll comment on an event that's happening tonight; I really hope the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is legit and not scripted.
November 15, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I'm trying to get through this playlist but I can't get passed Good because it tells me Back 2 Good
April 4, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I know I will wax and wane watching baseball during the long season but I've been all about it since opening day.

Are there hashtags here if so:

#baseball
April 3, 2024 at 1:09 AM