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Alpha Hannah
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She/her. Esthetician, misandrist, gamer, poet. Honorary horsewoman of the apocalypse.
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December 11, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Me: The grind never stops 😤😤✊💯
Dentist: OK but that’s bad though. You get that that’s a bad thing, right?
December 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I love saying stuff without getting ambushed by bots 💖 essay! T-shirt! My account was hacked! See? This feels amazing.
December 2, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I relate to Hunter Biden because I, too, would do a lot of crack if my dad contributed to multiple genocides and plagues.
December 2, 2024 at 1:05 AM
One of these days, I’ll learn how much of a gamble it is to try and take a nap after getting home from work. But today is not that day.
November 28, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Think about this: verbal and emotional abuse rarely result in law enforcement reports or medical records—essentially, no tangible evidence. Before no-fault divorce gained traction in 1970, many judges denied divorces without such proof and sent you back to your abuser. You may want to get out now.
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This is insane.
November 27, 2024 at 2:41 PM
This is so wild 😭
Trump has announced new, blanket tariffs on all imports from China, Canada and Mexico on his first day in office.

Here is the main trading partner of every US state.

I'm sure everything will be fine.

(Source: Andy Kiersz, Business Insider using data from US Census Bureau, 2015)
November 28, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I’m alone in the office today, should I put on Christmas music?
November 27, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Living in America is like:
November 26, 2024 at 5:32 PM
👉🎤 Is this thing on? OK, sick.
November 26, 2024 at 5:32 PM