i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

hey so ya like we’re all just trying to get home in one piece at the end of the day so maybe don’t be an asshole on the roads (!!!!)

ya know stuffed crust is basically just a mozzarella stick