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Aloha Craw ❌ 👑
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Wherever LEGO bricks click, I’m a dad (he/him/his) on a mission to spread the Aloha Spirit.
Also an official member of the Twitch Unity Pride Guild.

https://substack.com/@alohacraw
Remind me why this is a good thing:
- they no longer offer a compact car
- the closest thing to a sedan they’re selling is a mustang.
- aside from the maverick they do no sell a single sub $30k car.
- all their electric cars are unnecessarily large behemoths.
www.masslive.com/news/2025/11...
‘A remarkable run:’ Ford says goodbye to popular car after 27 years
Ford is retiring its popular car after a remarkable 27-year run and 12 million sales. The final vehicle was built in 2025.
www.masslive.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Anyone who thinks the democrats “won” by reopening the government and thus getting the Epstein vote, is fooling themselves.

Unless the Epstein files lead to Trump and his goons being actively held responsible for the bullshit we’ve dealt with for the last 10 months, then no. They didn’t win shit.
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Just once I’d love to hear someone ask Trump “excuse me?”
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Nothing makes me happier than when my conspiracy theories turn out wrong.
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The real question is, if AI only exists at a massive loss, then companies using it to let go employees should have to pay a shit ton more to use it, to the point where a company has to legitimately ask itself is it worth it?

The answer is no.
Let OpenAI fail.
The $1 Trillion Question: Who Would Bail Out OpenAI?
The company says it doesn’t want federal guarantees. Last week’s letter to the White House appears to say otherwise.
open.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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To our trans neighbors in the #MA7 & around the country:

This Congresswoman sees you, loves you, & will never stop fighting for you.

You deserve to show up in the world as your full, authentic self & live with dignity & respect, without fear. #TransAwarenessWeek
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I don't know a ton about Grimes or her art, but I found it interesting to listen to.

I especially found the idea that AI cannot consent an incredible sentence I had never considered.
youtu.be/TM2BXE9T2mg?...
​​Grimes: Pop Star Diplomacy and the Avant-Garde | Doomscroll
YouTube video by Joshua Citarella
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think it’s great that MTG is saying things like this. I hope she continues her growth as a person and eventually can help others grow as people too.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If true, Disney should lose all their copyrights.
Like seriously.
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I always thought Wag the Dog was the best political movie of all time.
Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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The whole point of standing up for Americans when they need you most is that you don’t back down when the pressure hits. Somehow that message got lost for some of the Democratic Party. And they wonder why their approval rating is sitting at 33%.

In my grade book, that’s an F.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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what is the utility of making this point when the political party in question is the fascist party and they stand for all the things you go onto list. kill the bipartisan in your head, the fascists certainly did a long time ago
If you still support Trump, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party.

I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion & humanity.

I judge you for your support of racism, misogyny, pedophilia, homophobia, treason & fascism.

So will others. So will history.
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Friendly reminder: Michael Johnson came up with some bullshit to keep Grijalva out of some office.

He will come up with bullshit every step of the way to stop the Epstein files from being released.
“Oh we only accept discharge petitions if ...”
“Oh we only discharge petitions when…”
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Bring that energy for all elected officials while you’re at it.
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Watching the democrats fold so spectacularly tells me of two things:
- democrats will not save us, it is up to us, the people to save our country.
- we are not strong enough to save ourselves. I did not see nearly enough worker solidarity to believe that we are capable of a general strike.
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Just in case you thought this was about trans athletes. This was solely about creating a fascist and racist gender bureaucracy over what constitutes being feminine enough to be considered a woman.

They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My newest conspiracy, after Grijalva is sworn in an becomes the 218th signature, since it will take at least seven legislative days for the Epstein files to be released, they will only somehow work six days over the next year lol
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My biggest problem with a fifty year mortgage is that it will require people to work until they’re 75, minimum.

50 year mortgage means working for fifty years. And you’re absolutely not graduating high school at 15 and getting a job that allows you to buy a house at 15 and retire on time at 65.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If only urban planning was as simple as SimCity 2000
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ya know what I’ll never understand, how a sports team can spend $300 million on a stadium and then in 30 years need 3 billion for a new stadium because they screwed up with the 300 million so badly that they can no longer play sports there.

In no other industry would that incompetence be ok.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Friendly reminder for everyone:
Even if five democrats cave and reopen the government, the deal they would pass would only reopen it until November 22nd, and then they’d need a new deal.

Keep it closed until Trump resigns in disgrace.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I think it’s only fair that we get a “Have men ruined society?” op-ed
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Narrator: Karoline never sent the evidence that doesn’t exist, and the journalist won’t follow up tomorrow.
LEAVITT: It's absolutely true that there's fraud in California's elections

Q: What's the evidence of that?

LEAVITT: It's just a fact
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM