Aloha Craw ❌ 👑
@alohacraw.bsky.social
Wherever LEGO bricks click, I’m a dad (he/him/his) on a mission to spread the Aloha Spirit.
Also an official member of the Twitch Unity Pride Guild.
https://substack.com/@alohacraw
Also an official member of the Twitch Unity Pride Guild.
https://substack.com/@alohacraw
After 900 days of Duolingo, even my translate app has given up on my shenanigans and is just making up shit now. Zummer ist nicht einfach.
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
After 900 days of Duolingo, even my translate app has given up on my shenanigans and is just making up shit now. Zummer ist nicht einfach.
Did Donald Trump just fall for one of those Nigerian prince email scams and lose all his crypto?
November 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Did Donald Trump just fall for one of those Nigerian prince email scams and lose all his crypto?
I really like Lego 3-1 sets. Especially in the $30 range. You basically get to build three sets, you get to explore a bunch of different techniques, and after you’re done you have a lot of pieces no matter which one of the three you decide to “keep”
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I really like Lego 3-1 sets. Especially in the $30 range. You basically get to build three sets, you get to explore a bunch of different techniques, and after you’re done you have a lot of pieces no matter which one of the three you decide to “keep”
I am very curious who that Brian David is that’s better at me this game on LinkedIn
October 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I am very curious who that Brian David is that’s better at me this game on LinkedIn
It's been 15 years since this blockhead married his little redhead girl.
October 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's been 15 years since this blockhead married his little redhead girl.
We can destroy the environment powering OnlyChatGPT, but I am out here debating whether or not I should recycle or compost this cardboard like a sucker.
October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
We can destroy the environment powering OnlyChatGPT, but I am out here debating whether or not I should recycle or compost this cardboard like a sucker.
Every time I read one of the things Trump writes I say to myself “skip to the end…” like he writes more unnecessary crap than a LinkedIn influencer trying to tell you how they discovered the secret to nothing
September 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every time I read one of the things Trump writes I say to myself “skip to the end…” like he writes more unnecessary crap than a LinkedIn influencer trying to tell you how they discovered the secret to nothing
Lost: Via Domus had these maxes where you had to avoid the black smoke in the jungle. Very easy to get lost in there.
September 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Lost: Via Domus had these maxes where you had to avoid the black smoke in the jungle. Very easy to get lost in there.
The only way I would resubscribe to paramount plus is if they did a lwaxana troi show where she’s like 29, single and not yet a mother.
But who would play her? My money is on either Juno temple or Awkwafina:
But who would play her? My money is on either Juno temple or Awkwafina:
September 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The only way I would resubscribe to paramount plus is if they did a lwaxana troi show where she’s like 29, single and not yet a mother.
But who would play her? My money is on either Juno temple or Awkwafina:
But who would play her? My money is on either Juno temple or Awkwafina:
Watching Data talk to Sigmund Freud on the holodeck about his dreams in a Star Trek episode from 1993 and I completely get how people were primed to think ChaGPT can be their therapist.
September 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Watching Data talk to Sigmund Freud on the holodeck about his dreams in a Star Trek episode from 1993 and I completely get how people were primed to think ChaGPT can be their therapist.
Considering their entire board is this white guy or this white woman from various generic ass sounding groups I am pretty sure none of them are from or ever been to Massachusetts, and is simply an astroturfing situation.
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Considering their entire board is this white guy or this white woman from various generic ass sounding groups I am pretty sure none of them are from or ever been to Massachusetts, and is simply an astroturfing situation.
The chairman of this group is named Pat Rosentiel, who is a member of the federalist society, and lives in St. Paul Minnesota:
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The chairman of this group is named Pat Rosentiel, who is a member of the federalist society, and lives in St. Paul Minnesota:
An organization called “mass priorities” dropped this door hanger at my house today, so I did some research. This group is funded by something called the Domestic Policy Center. And already we are talking about generic shell of a general shell… so you know it’s some bullshit.
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
An organization called “mass priorities” dropped this door hanger at my house today, so I did some research. This group is funded by something called the Domestic Policy Center. And already we are talking about generic shell of a general shell… so you know it’s some bullshit.
Without saying 3031, what’s your favorite Lego piece:
September 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Without saying 3031, what’s your favorite Lego piece:
I am pretty excited because I am this close to launching another YouTube video. Just need to add some on screen graphics, but from an audio perspective it’s the drippiest video I’ve ever made.
September 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I am pretty excited because I am this close to launching another YouTube video. Just need to add some on screen graphics, but from an audio perspective it’s the drippiest video I’ve ever made.
Can’t believe I won my companies Wii Bowling tournament 10 years ago
August 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Can’t believe I won my companies Wii Bowling tournament 10 years ago
I found perhaps the coolest puzzle box ever from an Italian company called Clementoni
August 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I found perhaps the coolest puzzle box ever from an Italian company called Clementoni
I was today years old when I found out that this dude is not pushing 60.
July 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I was today years old when I found out that this dude is not pushing 60.
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature:
My Blue Heaven and Bowfinger
My Blue Heaven and Bowfinger
July 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature:
My Blue Heaven and Bowfinger
My Blue Heaven and Bowfinger
I like that I can vaguely describe something to it, and usually it’ll tell me what I actually meant. I have found that Google’s Gemini will also work pretty good for this too. For example:
July 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I like that I can vaguely describe something to it, and usually it’ll tell me what I actually meant. I have found that Google’s Gemini will also work pretty good for this too. For example:
I don’t really know who this person is but I am never going to watch someone who posts some click bait shit like this.
July 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I don’t really know who this person is but I am never going to watch someone who posts some click bait shit like this.
One of my favorite scams on discord is the super famous twitch streamer who is just randomly friending people on discord:
July 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
One of my favorite scams on discord is the super famous twitch streamer who is just randomly friending people on discord:
Only the dumbest mother fuckers believe Donald Trump is telling the truth when he wants something from you.
July 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Only the dumbest mother fuckers believe Donald Trump is telling the truth when he wants something from you.
If you’re free, this is a great opportunity to come hang out with my kids and I as we play a super fun couch co-operative game you e probably never heard of before
June 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you’re free, this is a great opportunity to come hang out with my kids and I as we play a super fun couch co-operative game you e probably never heard of before
Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there doing their best, being healthy emotionally involved male figures in their kids lives.
June 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there doing their best, being healthy emotionally involved male figures in their kids lives.