//ok serious moment aside, HOLY FUCK FADED LIGHT APPRECIATION LET'S GOOOOOOOO

"King K. Rool is BACK in action!"

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕽𝖊𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖘

Yeah, the creep showed up behind me. Started taunting me and threatenin' my kids. I'm not takin' chances with that thing. Not after that!

BWAHAHA! You won't regret havin' an awesome guy like ME on your squad!

Well, uh...Peach did once.

HA! You kiddin'? I took over Peach's Castle!

...and then Mario beat me.

And then I took over an entire SOLAR SYSTEM!

...and then Mario beat me again.

But then I did it AGAIN!

...and then Mario beat me again.

...huh.

Hrm...Mostly conquering kingdoms.

[Yeah, nice going, Koopa, that'll get them on your side.]

Wh-NO!!! That little creep's causin' me trouble too, pal!

I'm here to enlist the help of some reinforcements! Welcome aboard the Koopa Troop! I know, you can thank me later.

[Bowser apparently doesn't quite get that that's not how it works.]

You're one of those Maverick Hunter people, right? Word got around fast you've got a freaky corpse-bot problem on your hands.

Y'mean the robot kid? Yeah, I'm lookin' for him too.

//realistically he'd probably try and act tough but on the inside he'd likely still be creeped out lmao

//...gang let's kill cyn rq

//i was told we were killing cyn........

//BURN THE MUN /j