𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!
@almightykoopaking.bsky.social
"𝗕𝗪𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔! 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗥𝗣 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗕𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲? 𝗔 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝗥𝗣 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆, 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁!"
The unbreakable brute of the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
Independent portrayal of King Koopa/Bowser
Written by S
The unbreakable brute of the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
Independent portrayal of King Koopa/Bowser
Written by S
[NC]
wait what do you MEAN robot boy killed the blue rat
wait what do you MEAN robot boy killed the blue rat
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
[NC]
wait what do you MEAN robot boy killed the blue rat
wait what do you MEAN robot boy killed the blue rat
Yeah, the creep showed up behind me. Started taunting me and threatenin' my kids. I'm not takin' chances with that thing. Not after that!
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yeah, the creep showed up behind me. Started taunting me and threatenin' my kids. I'm not takin' chances with that thing. Not after that!
Hey, cool down for a second, will ya? I ain't here to burn your pad down, honest.
I'm here 'cause I know you guys are up against that "Cyn" weirdo too.
I'm here 'cause I know you guys are up against that "Cyn" weirdo too.
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey, cool down for a second, will ya? I ain't here to burn your pad down, honest.
I'm here 'cause I know you guys are up against that "Cyn" weirdo too.
I'm here 'cause I know you guys are up against that "Cyn" weirdo too.
"Gladly! The name's Bowser, the leader of the Koopa Troop! Please, hold all applause until...right now, actually."
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Gladly! The name's Bowser, the leader of the Koopa Troop! Please, hold all applause until...right now, actually."
BWAHAHA! You won't regret havin' an awesome guy like ME on your squad!
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
BWAHAHA! You won't regret havin' an awesome guy like ME on your squad!
Well, uh...Peach did once.
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Well, uh...Peach did once.
HA! You kiddin'? I took over Peach's Castle!
...and then Mario beat me.
And then I took over an entire SOLAR SYSTEM!
...and then Mario beat me again.
But then I did it AGAIN!
...and then Mario beat me again.
...huh.
...and then Mario beat me.
And then I took over an entire SOLAR SYSTEM!
...and then Mario beat me again.
But then I did it AGAIN!
...and then Mario beat me again.
...huh.
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
HA! You kiddin'? I took over Peach's Castle!
...and then Mario beat me.
And then I took over an entire SOLAR SYSTEM!
...and then Mario beat me again.
But then I did it AGAIN!
...and then Mario beat me again.
...huh.
...and then Mario beat me.
And then I took over an entire SOLAR SYSTEM!
...and then Mario beat me again.
But then I did it AGAIN!
...and then Mario beat me again.
...huh.
Hrm...Mostly conquering kingdoms.
[Yeah, nice going, Koopa, that'll get them on your side.]
[Yeah, nice going, Koopa, that'll get them on your side.]
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hrm...Mostly conquering kingdoms.
[Yeah, nice going, Koopa, that'll get them on your side.]
[Yeah, nice going, Koopa, that'll get them on your side.]
Wh-NO!!! That little creep's causin' me trouble too, pal!
I'm here to enlist the help of some reinforcements! Welcome aboard the Koopa Troop! I know, you can thank me later.
[Bowser apparently doesn't quite get that that's not how it works.]
I'm here to enlist the help of some reinforcements! Welcome aboard the Koopa Troop! I know, you can thank me later.
[Bowser apparently doesn't quite get that that's not how it works.]
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Wh-NO!!! That little creep's causin' me trouble too, pal!
I'm here to enlist the help of some reinforcements! Welcome aboard the Koopa Troop! I know, you can thank me later.
[Bowser apparently doesn't quite get that that's not how it works.]
I'm here to enlist the help of some reinforcements! Welcome aboard the Koopa Troop! I know, you can thank me later.
[Bowser apparently doesn't quite get that that's not how it works.]
You're one of those Maverick Hunter people, right? Word got around fast you've got a freaky corpse-bot problem on your hands.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You're one of those Maverick Hunter people, right? Word got around fast you've got a freaky corpse-bot problem on your hands.
Y'mean the robot kid? Yeah, I'm lookin' for him too.
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Y'mean the robot kid? Yeah, I'm lookin' for him too.
[The king sits on his throne, contemplating what he will do next about Cyn.]
Hrm...I COULD just take her on myself...but then again, wouldn't hurt to have a LITTLE backup...
[Perhaps he will attempt to locate the Maverick Hunters...]
Hrm...I COULD just take her on myself...but then again, wouldn't hurt to have a LITTLE backup...
[Perhaps he will attempt to locate the Maverick Hunters...]
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
[The king sits on his throne, contemplating what he will do next about Cyn.]
Hrm...I COULD just take her on myself...but then again, wouldn't hurt to have a LITTLE backup...
[Perhaps he will attempt to locate the Maverick Hunters...]
Hrm...I COULD just take her on myself...but then again, wouldn't hurt to have a LITTLE backup...
[Perhaps he will attempt to locate the Maverick Hunters...]
#SOLVESEARCH Eh, I'm not really interested in breakin' into Wario's coin stash. But if it means I get to scrap that little pest, I'm IN!
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
#SOLVESEARCH Eh, I'm not really interested in breakin' into Wario's coin stash. But if it means I get to scrap that little pest, I'm IN!
[ooh you just pissed him off REAL bad]
You lay a FINGER on Junior, and I'll BREAK YOU.
You lay a FINGER on Junior, and I'll BREAK YOU.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
[ooh you just pissed him off REAL bad]
You lay a FINGER on Junior, and I'll BREAK YOU.
You lay a FINGER on Junior, and I'll BREAK YOU.
BWAHAHA! Just TRY and fight me, chumps!
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
BWAHAHA! Just TRY and fight me, chumps!
[He quickly snaps back to reality]
Wh-NEVER MIND! Point is, you're doin' some pretty bad stuff! I can't be upstaged by some freaky corpse robot! So I'm gonna make you HURT!
Wh-NEVER MIND! Point is, you're doin' some pretty bad stuff! I can't be upstaged by some freaky corpse robot! So I'm gonna make you HURT!
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
[He quickly snaps back to reality]
Wh-NEVER MIND! Point is, you're doin' some pretty bad stuff! I can't be upstaged by some freaky corpse robot! So I'm gonna make you HURT!
Wh-NEVER MIND! Point is, you're doin' some pretty bad stuff! I can't be upstaged by some freaky corpse robot! So I'm gonna make you HURT!
"dear god this lady has PROBLEMS."
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"dear god this lady has PROBLEMS."
Not a chance, missy! You're gettin' in my way just by doin' what you're doin'!
Word got around fast you've been bruisin' up some "Maverick Hunters". That's MY STYLE. Get your own!
Word got around fast you've been bruisin' up some "Maverick Hunters". That's MY STYLE. Get your own!
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Not a chance, missy! You're gettin' in my way just by doin' what you're doin'!
Word got around fast you've been bruisin' up some "Maverick Hunters". That's MY STYLE. Get your own!
Word got around fast you've been bruisin' up some "Maverick Hunters". That's MY STYLE. Get your own!
[He looks...confused for a second. He begins thinking.]
"What the heck is she talkin' about...?"
"What the heck is she talkin' about...?"
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
[He looks...confused for a second. He begins thinking.]
"What the heck is she talkin' about...?"
"What the heck is she talkin' about...?"
Speak of the devil, huh?
[He turns to face Cyn.]
Listen here and listen GOOD, freakazoid! I'M the bad guy around here! You think you can come outta nowhere and take my title? You're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead CLAWS!
[He turns to face Cyn.]
Listen here and listen GOOD, freakazoid! I'M the bad guy around here! You think you can come outta nowhere and take my title? You're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead CLAWS!
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Speak of the devil, huh?
[He turns to face Cyn.]
Listen here and listen GOOD, freakazoid! I'M the bad guy around here! You think you can come outta nowhere and take my title? You're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead CLAWS!
[He turns to face Cyn.]
Listen here and listen GOOD, freakazoid! I'M the bad guy around here! You think you can come outta nowhere and take my title? You're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead CLAWS!
...Hmph. What's this about some "Cyn" weirdo goin' about and causin' trouble?
NO ONE causes trouble here but ME! If she thinks she can steal MY thunder, she's got another thing comin'!
I oughta teach that robo-freakshow who's REALLY in charge here!!!
NO ONE causes trouble here but ME! If she thinks she can steal MY thunder, she's got another thing comin'!
I oughta teach that robo-freakshow who's REALLY in charge here!!!
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
...Hmph. What's this about some "Cyn" weirdo goin' about and causin' trouble?
NO ONE causes trouble here but ME! If she thinks she can steal MY thunder, she's got another thing comin'!
I oughta teach that robo-freakshow who's REALLY in charge here!!!
NO ONE causes trouble here but ME! If she thinks she can steal MY thunder, she's got another thing comin'!
I oughta teach that robo-freakshow who's REALLY in charge here!!!
[The king immediately flares up as soon as he heard Sonic say that. How DARE this little vermin tell HIM, the Koopa King, "no"?]
LISTEN UP, chump! I'M the king around here, and I COMMAND you to GET OUT!
LISTEN UP, chump! I'M the king around here, and I COMMAND you to GET OUT!
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
[The king immediately flares up as soon as he heard Sonic say that. How DARE this little vermin tell HIM, the Koopa King, "no"?]
LISTEN UP, chump! I'M the king around here, and I COMMAND you to GET OUT!
LISTEN UP, chump! I'M the king around here, and I COMMAND you to GET OUT!
...Get out.
[He's glaring at Sonic, very visibly annoyed.]
[He's glaring at Sonic, very visibly annoyed.]
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
...Get out.
[He's glaring at Sonic, very visibly annoyed.]
[He's glaring at Sonic, very visibly annoyed.]
Eh? And who are YOU supposed to be...
...wait a minute, you're not that weirdo Antasma, are ya? 'Cus if so, you made a BIG mistake flyin' in MY face!
...wait a minute, you're not that weirdo Antasma, are ya? 'Cus if so, you made a BIG mistake flyin' in MY face!
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Eh? And who are YOU supposed to be...
...wait a minute, you're not that weirdo Antasma, are ya? 'Cus if so, you made a BIG mistake flyin' in MY face!
...wait a minute, you're not that weirdo Antasma, are ya? 'Cus if so, you made a BIG mistake flyin' in MY face!
[The king looks at Cassidy, his mouth wide open in shock.]
You're WHAT?
You're WHAT?
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
[The king looks at Cassidy, his mouth wide open in shock.]
You're WHAT?
You're WHAT?