Mason Steinberg
@allyoucaneatshrimp.bsky.social
Seems like the next logical step in 2025
Archaeologists uncover an ancient Egyptian tomb belonging to a mystery king: cnn.it/4ilMamZ
April 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Seems like the next logical step in 2025
Me frantically watching Rizzler TikToks last night at 9pm was my Fall of Saigon.
January 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Me frantically watching Rizzler TikToks last night at 9pm was my Fall of Saigon.
2025 seems pretty chill so far.
January 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
2025 seems pretty chill so far.
Best thing about a possible DeSantis nomination for Defense Secretary is that he has to answer question about his boot lifts under oath.
December 4, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Best thing about a possible DeSantis nomination for Defense Secretary is that he has to answer question about his boot lifts under oath.
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I don’t think people should be singing in Wicked, not in the audience, on the screen, anywhere.
November 30, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I don’t think people should be singing in Wicked, not in the audience, on the screen, anywhere.
Geniuses at Sketchers invented slip in pants.
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Geniuses at Sketchers invented slip in pants.
Cabinet nominations are the new infrastructure week.
November 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Cabinet nominations are the new infrastructure week.
My latest hope is that Trump is too busy selling commemorative plates to dismantle the government.
November 21, 2024 at 4:32 PM
My latest hope is that Trump is too busy selling commemorative plates to dismantle the government.
It’d be really funny if one Big Mac fixed RFK Jr’s voice
November 18, 2024 at 1:56 AM
It’d be really funny if one Big Mac fixed RFK Jr’s voice
You need a great impressionist like Alec Baldwin to nail the subtlety of the RFK Jr impression.
November 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM
You need a great impressionist like Alec Baldwin to nail the subtlety of the RFK Jr impression.
Sylvester Stallone is the first person to get CTE from pretending to get hit in the head.
Stallone introducing Trump: We are in the presence of a really mythical character… Guess what, we got the second George Washington.
November 15, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Sylvester Stallone is the first person to get CTE from pretending to get hit in the head.
I checked back on twitter and all my ads were for a local Nissan dealership. So I feel like things are going well.
November 15, 2024 at 11:43 AM
I checked back on twitter and all my ads were for a local Nissan dealership. So I feel like things are going well.
This Trump administration is a who’s who of who’s been credibility accused of sexual assault.
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
This Trump administration is a who’s who of who’s been credibility accused of sexual assault.
I feel like Bluesky will get better once it’s not all posts about Bluesky.
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I feel like Bluesky will get better once it’s not all posts about Bluesky.
Fox doesn’t even trust Pete Hegseth to host a show during the week.
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Fox doesn’t even trust Pete Hegseth to host a show during the week.
He’s not appointing him the secretary of hand washing.
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
He’s not appointing him the secretary of hand washing.
This is like Dominos asking for $50 after not delivering a pizza.
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
This is like Dominos asking for $50 after not delivering a pizza.
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Glad I have a cat because it's weirdly calming to look at something that has absolutely no capacity to understand what is happening
November 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Glad I have a cat because it's weirdly calming to look at something that has absolutely no capacity to understand what is happening
Good news is that according to the Supreme Court, Joe Biden can do whatever the fuck he wants for the next few months.
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Good news is that according to the Supreme Court, Joe Biden can do whatever the fuck he wants for the next few months.
How come people never blame the Jews for good weather?
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
How come people never blame the Jews for good weather?
We’re living in the golden era of people rewriting The Nanny theme song with a pro labor slant.
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
We’re living in the golden era of people rewriting The Nanny theme song with a pro labor slant.
Can’t help but feel like this Trump indictment is just meant to distract us all from the Bill Murray/Kelis relationship news.
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Can’t help but feel like this Trump indictment is just meant to distract us all from the Bill Murray/Kelis relationship news.
I’m new here, is everyone’s feed this Jake Tapper heavy?
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I’m new here, is everyone’s feed this Jake Tapper heavy?