Jess Conger-Henry
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Jess Conger-Henry
@allybaster.bsky.social
New England based flibbertigibbet. Mostly posts about cats, baking, social justice, and how cute I am. BA in US History and MPA in American Government.
Out of pocket bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I got my nose pierced a couple of months after I turned 40. I'd always wanted a nose stud and now, more than a year later, I still smile every time I see it in a photo, even if I hate the photo itself. Case in point.
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you're in the #Boston area come see my show!

“War of the Worlds and Other Invasions”
October 25, 2025, at 8:00pm at 204 Elm in Davis Square
October 31, 2025, at 7:30pm, at MCA in Watertown
November 1, 2025 2:00pm, at MCA in Watertown
November 1, 2025 7:30pm, at MCA in Watertown
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Fern is so sweet, but you know Potato plots.

#cats
October 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Made clotted cream so I had to make scones!
October 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My new hair isn't quite what I wanted it to be. But apparently I have a great sense of style, according to one of the best dresses women I have ever seen, so you win some you lose some.
October 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Last month when I was in Brighton they had a lovely exhibit at the museum with a lot of ABBA stuff from their Eurovision win. Or recreations of their stuff.
September 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The duality of being a local in a tourist city: one button says "Ask Me, I'm Local" and the other says "Don't hassle me, I'm local"
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Once again, everything is terrible so here's a cat

#cat #catsofbluesky #kitty #torti #nap
September 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
August 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Potato v. squirrel
August 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
August 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I look extra cute when I'm in plays.
July 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Once again the world is terrible so here are my cats.

#cats
#blackcat
#dilutetortie
#cat
#kitten
#catsofbluesky
July 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My husband is the peak of male hotness to me and I will be taking no questions.
July 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fern said that she loves you, too.
June 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Fern 4 years ago when she chose me as her mama.

And Fern yesterday, giving me a snuggle on a hot day.

#kitten
#cat
#torti
#kittensofbluesky
June 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Can't even count on him to not fuck up a symbolic vote.
June 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Everything sucks, here's a #kitten
June 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Everyone needs some Potato sometimes.

#catsofbluesky
June 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Happy 4th birthday to my sweet Fern! My perfect princess, my snuggle baby, my soul cat, my pain in the ass. I love you, babygirl. 😽

#cat #catsofbluesky #birthday
June 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I haven't seen Flow because I have a black cat that almost died when he was a kitten and I just can't take a black cat in danger. This boy has seen some shit.
May 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's not my fault that I'm hot as hell.
May 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Sometimes you need a kitty belly and some Alexis paws
May 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I saw this card today and thought the model looked familiar. @moviessilently.bsky.social do you know who she is?
May 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM