Jess Conger-Henry
@allybaster.bsky.social
New England based flibbertigibbet. Mostly posts about cats, baking, social justice, and how cute I am. BA in US History and MPA in American Government.
For an "untoast" do you have to baby bird your booze back into the glass?
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
For an "untoast" do you have to baby bird your booze back into the glass?
I just finished reading a romance book where one of the characters had a dog named Sir Francis Bacon. Now whenever someone brings him up, I picture the dog like Wishbone in a bunch of different scenarios.
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I just finished reading a romance book where one of the characters had a dog named Sir Francis Bacon. Now whenever someone brings him up, I picture the dog like Wishbone in a bunch of different scenarios.
I can't imagine a world in which it makes perfect sense that some rando would comment on the fuckability of an 87 year old National Treasure, but here we are.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I can't imagine a world in which it makes perfect sense that some rando would comment on the fuckability of an 87 year old National Treasure, but here we are.
Out of pocket bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Out of pocket bullshit
I love Charade. It's the most late 50s movie that was made in the early 60s. It's such a classy transitional film
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I love Charade. It's the most late 50s movie that was made in the early 60s. It's such a classy transitional film
I'm really surprised that there are so many more Oz adaptations than Wonderlands. But, I might also not be up to date on the numbers.
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm really surprised that there are so many more Oz adaptations than Wonderlands. But, I might also not be up to date on the numbers.
Mine were from Belarus, but at the time it was also Russia.
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Mine were from Belarus, but at the time it was also Russia.
Is Abrams expected to make another run?
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Is Abrams expected to make another run?
Honestly, he's such a genuine New York weirdo that I'd want Carol Kane to play him in a movie
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Honestly, he's such a genuine New York weirdo that I'd want Carol Kane to play him in a movie
The propaganda machine works so well that we have states like Florida where Democrat positions win via ballot measure where they're divorced from their party, but Republicans win all the seats and they invalidate the ballot measures.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The propaganda machine works so well that we have states like Florida where Democrat positions win via ballot measure where they're divorced from their party, but Republicans win all the seats and they invalidate the ballot measures.
From your keyboard to the DNC's ears
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
From your keyboard to the DNC's ears
And yet, he will not.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
And yet, he will not.
As a Masshole all I knew about this election was that it was supposed to be a nailbiter.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
As a Masshole all I knew about this election was that it was supposed to be a nailbiter.
Reposted by Jess Conger-Henry
*tapping the sign with great glee*
Please check all that apply
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
*tapping the sign with great glee*
There was a whole ass movie about him a couple of years ago.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There was a whole ass movie about him a couple of years ago.