Alluvium
alluvium.bsky.social
Alluvium
@alluvium.bsky.social
Dad, husband, biologist - anything after that is just a hobby. Phish, cooking, gardening, reading sci-fi and fantasy, fishing, backpacking, taekwondo.
Kuroda level
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Aurora mothership inbound.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You know your kid is becoming a teenager when they ask you to play Karma Police again and look up the lyrics.
April 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We adopted Piper from the humane society. The fact that her name is a phish song may or may not have impacted our decision.
January 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
They’re really dropping some bangers in this ravens Steelers game. One more Saturday night just now. ODB and phish earlier.
December 22, 2024 at 12:23 AM
OMG I’ve been working in ArcPro for three days and all the files/layers I’ve worked in are messed up and missing data. Redoing work is the worst.
December 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Worcestershire? I hardly even know her.
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
My youngest son (10) decided to move from his room across the hall from ours to the spare in the basement and while I’m super proud of his independence I’m a bit sad that he’s growing up. Such conflicting emotions. My little guy isn’t so little anymore. The point is to raise them into adults, though
December 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Right now is probably a good reminder to schedule your colonoscopy.
November 29, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Venison tenderloin and oyster mushroom Marsala sauce with my laughably bad presentation. I got the deer Saturday, found the mushrooms Sunday.
November 19, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Wait
Not Threads?
Everyone’s here?
Works for me.
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
My 10 year old: “I actually had a stroke in class today”
November 13, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Hello bluesky! Here is some trout I smoked this weekend.
November 12, 2024 at 6:20 PM