Kuroda level

Aurora mothership inbound.

You know your kid is becoming a teenager when they ask you to play Karma Police again and look up the lyrics.

brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

We adopted Piper from the humane society. The fact that her name is a phish song may or may not have impacted our decision.

They’re really dropping some bangers in this ravens Steelers game. One more Saturday night just now. ODB and phish earlier.

OMG I’ve been working in ArcPro for three days and all the files/layers I’ve worked in are messed up and missing data. Redoing work is the worst.

Worcestershire? I hardly even know her.

My youngest son (10) decided to move from his room across the hall from ours to the spare in the basement and while I’m super proud of his independence I’m a bit sad that he’s growing up. Such conflicting emotions. My little guy isn’t so little anymore. The point is to raise them into adults, though

Right now is probably a good reminder to schedule your colonoscopy.

Venison tenderloin and oyster mushroom Marsala sauce with my laughably bad presentation. I got the deer Saturday, found the mushrooms Sunday.

Wait
Not Threads?
Everyone’s here?
Works for me.

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My 10 year old: “I actually had a stroke in class today”

Hello bluesky! Here is some trout I smoked this weekend.