Alluvium
alluvium.bsky.social
Alluvium
@alluvium.bsky.social
Dad, husband, biologist - anything after that is just a hobby. Phish, cooking, gardening, reading sci-fi and fantasy, fishing, backpacking, taekwondo.
My god you suck.
March 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You’ll also have less of an audience because I don’t think I’m the only one that can stand the constant losing and then the unseriousness of signing this
washed up fool. If they sign Rodgers I’m done with this team. Been a fan since 86.
March 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If they sign that fool I’m done with this team because they’re not worthy of my attention.
March 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Goddamit I’m going to have to find a new team.
February 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Without context this photo would lead to many questions. Do you spray it into your asshole? Why? Just for hydration or is there some kind of asshole condition being treated? Does the spray turn one into an asshole? Or stop one from being an asshole?
February 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Nice pupper!
January 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What’s so hard about using a thermometer? This is dumb.
January 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I did the same thing the other day and ran home and assembled a homemade goodie bag of hot sauces, pickles, pickled peppers, and jerky from my fridge. Of course the one woman who hates to taste her food picked it but then someone cool that likes spicy food “stole” it from her and was very happy.
December 20, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Your dept head sounds pretty rad though.
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Yeah I don’t get a bonus but your post doesn’t bother me. If it’s company culture to give them out and the bonus sucks you have a right to be disappointed. Plus I work for the gubment so I don’t expect one.
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
You’re crawling out of a tauntaun.
December 12, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Sorry since it’s snew I should have said plewed.
December 6, 2024 at 4:15 PM
It’s always nice to get plowed.
December 6, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I keep hoping the past will replicate itself, which is dumb and not helpful.
December 2, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Yup totally agree. I’m hoping this place or somewhere else can become a hot bed of creativity like twitter was but I guess we shall see.
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM