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She/They | I love (iced) coffee, horror movies, & the word ‘fuck’| #NJDevils 🏳️‍🌈♉️
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If you combine these Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, you get me
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November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I wasn’t about getting Markstrom from the start. His poor play is no longer frustrating it flat out makes me angry. Is it all on him? Obviously not. He has been horrendous for a “number 1” NHL goalie. The fact that he was resigned so early makes me livid. #NJDevils
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That leaves the question: Has Markstrom been hurt all along & was Dougie rushed back? Dougie is another one who just can’t stay healthy. #NJDevils
Per Sam Kasan:

No Hamilton or Markstrom at #NJDevils    practice in Florida. We're underway.

#THPN
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I’m not gonna lie, seeing Bedard & Celebrini killing it makes me even more salty that Jack can never stay healthy & try to reach his full potential. #NJDevils
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Which monster are you?

I might be the gravy bat 🦇
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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you’ve raised £300 for crisis uk so far and there’s 9 days left to preorder !!! thank you so so much wow

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November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’m not gonna lie, seeing Bedard & Celebrini killing it makes me even more salty that Jack can never stay healthy & try to reach his full potential. #NJDevils
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This team man. Brutal stretch & injuries. Hope they don’t fall too far. #NJDevils
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
No defensive coverage but Markstrom couldn’t stop a beachball.
2 goals on 7 shots… #NJDevils
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m not sure which is more brutal, constantly battling injuries or Markstrom in net. #NJDevils
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Can Markstrom even stop a breakaway? Pretty sure he hasn’t all season but I could be wrong. #NJDevils
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM

It’s making me so angry

#NJDevils
Markstrom stay in his net Challenge, difficulty: Impossible

#NJDEVILS
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
When the fuck is Markstrom going to knock it off with the shitty puck handling? You can barely tend goal, bruh. #NJDevils
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Greatest pick up line of all time?
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Remember when Keefe was the “problem” lol #NJDevils
Leafs GM Brad Treliving reinforces his faith in HC Craig Berube amid early season struggles.
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I really hate that licorice root aids tummy aches because it’s tastes so nasty
a man wearing sunglasses holds his hands together in prayer
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses holds his hands together in prayer
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November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Me every day
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Sick E.T. Is like…
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My Alexa just whispered at me when I asked a question. I didn’t like it. 😳
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
At what point is he going to be removed from office & thrown in jail? Because I’m tired.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Ahh yes, the promise of the week ahead 😒
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Me: Now you’ve done two Jennifer’s Body tattoos

My friend & tattoo artist: Both of them on lesbians

😅😹
“Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt?”
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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beware the witch my dear when the moon is fat
July 27, 2024 at 5:38 PM
My lip gloss is poppin’ 😜
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Did my duty as a Taurus & did a lot of sleeping
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM