Heisenherr
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“Titan Killing Long Term Booty Call."
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Little Caesars has sued me from using the phrase, I’m Hot and Ready, at my “performances”.
I guess they’re afraid of the competition.
I guess they’re afraid of the competition.
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Little Caesars has sued me from using the phrase, I’m Hot and Ready, at my “performances”.
I guess they’re afraid of the competition.
I guess they’re afraid of the competition.
13 days till Stranger Things
14 days till Thanksgiving
14 days till Thanksgiving
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
13 days till Stranger Things
14 days till Thanksgiving
14 days till Thanksgiving
How can we tell if the government is back to work?
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How can we tell if the government is back to work?
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Dear Mastercard,
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Dear Mastercard,
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
Sally Field was the best Aunt May.
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sally Field was the best Aunt May.
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this is the worst night of my life
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this is the worst night of my life
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I watched all the TREMORS movies and the tv series. Here are my thoughts.
Large Worm Movies, Reviewed
Recently my stepson and I had a Tremors marathon. All the movies and the television series. Here are my thoughts on these wormy entertainments. Tremors (1990): Truly one of the last great giant mon…
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November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I watched all the TREMORS movies and the tv series. Here are my thoughts.
33. The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol
If the grouchy Smurf doesn’t like Christmas, he should be allowed to not like Christmas! Instead, the other Smurfs drug him and cosplay as ghosts to try and convince him to celebrate the damn holiday like a good Smurf, lest they all be cooked and eaten by Gargamel.
If the grouchy Smurf doesn’t like Christmas, he should be allowed to not like Christmas! Instead, the other Smurfs drug him and cosplay as ghosts to try and convince him to celebrate the damn holiday like a good Smurf, lest they all be cooked and eaten by Gargamel.
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
33. The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol
If the grouchy Smurf doesn’t like Christmas, he should be allowed to not like Christmas! Instead, the other Smurfs drug him and cosplay as ghosts to try and convince him to celebrate the damn holiday like a good Smurf, lest they all be cooked and eaten by Gargamel.
If the grouchy Smurf doesn’t like Christmas, he should be allowed to not like Christmas! Instead, the other Smurfs drug him and cosplay as ghosts to try and convince him to celebrate the damn holiday like a good Smurf, lest they all be cooked and eaten by Gargamel.
50. An All Dogs Christmas Carol (1998)
A sequel to All Dogs Go to Heaven that features sexy dogs and a canine Scrooge who has a mind-controlling dog whistle. “Don’t mess with heaven!” one of the dogs says. That’s really all there is to say. I wonder if the Pope has seen An All Dogs Christmas Carol.
A sequel to All Dogs Go to Heaven that features sexy dogs and a canine Scrooge who has a mind-controlling dog whistle. “Don’t mess with heaven!” one of the dogs says. That’s really all there is to say. I wonder if the Pope has seen An All Dogs Christmas Carol.
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
50. An All Dogs Christmas Carol (1998)
A sequel to All Dogs Go to Heaven that features sexy dogs and a canine Scrooge who has a mind-controlling dog whistle. “Don’t mess with heaven!” one of the dogs says. That’s really all there is to say. I wonder if the Pope has seen An All Dogs Christmas Carol.
A sequel to All Dogs Go to Heaven that features sexy dogs and a canine Scrooge who has a mind-controlling dog whistle. “Don’t mess with heaven!” one of the dogs says. That’s really all there is to say. I wonder if the Pope has seen An All Dogs Christmas Carol.
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I keep seeing all these posts about the Northern Lights being visible as far south as Oklahoma? That is too cool. Tomorrow, on my way to work, I get to see the Eastern Lights.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I keep seeing all these posts about the Northern Lights being visible as far south as Oklahoma? That is too cool. Tomorrow, on my way to work, I get to see the Eastern Lights.
The The Duffer Brothers are 5 months older than me.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The The Duffer Brothers are 5 months older than me.
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I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
Did anyone else get their tariff payment from the government like I did?
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Did anyone else get their tariff payment from the government like I did?
3 1/2 years and they have a young Will looking like this. Give them time you say. SMH.
gollum from the lord of the rings has a very big blue eye
ALT: gollum from the lord of the rings has a very big blue eye
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November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
3 1/2 years and they have a young Will looking like this. Give them time you say. SMH.
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No one will be spared.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
No one will be spared.
I love the hits of the 70s, 80s, and 90s, but even I get sick of hearing those songs over and over and over again.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I love the hits of the 70s, 80s, and 90s, but even I get sick of hearing those songs over and over and over again.
What if none of the main characters of Stranger Things gets killed?
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What if none of the main characters of Stranger Things gets killed?
What’s the strangest adaptation of A Christmas Carol?
I’ll be the judge.
I’ll be the judge.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What’s the strangest adaptation of A Christmas Carol?
I’ll be the judge.
I’ll be the judge.
The fireplace is back on PlutoTV!!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The fireplace is back on PlutoTV!!!
I feel the deepest connection with Will Byers.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I feel the deepest connection with Will Byers.
