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Heisenherr
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“Titan Killing Long Term Booty Call."
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Terrorists: We have captured your President Donald Trump.
Me: oh!
Terrorists: Our demands are…
Me: I don’t care, you can keep him.
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Jim’s latest book comes out Jan. 8, and it is such a great read. Obviously, I’m a little biased as his wife, but I’m not even a GNR fan and I could not put it down.

The story behind this album is absurd and stranger than fiction.

Please consider buying it or asking your library to carry it. ❤️
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I wonder why they picked a song that was number 1 in 1984.
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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We can keep clutching our pearls and shouting “this is illegal,” but nothing changes until he is stopped. Strongly worded letters won’t help. Congressional condemnations won’t help. He needs to be impeached and sent to jail. Full stop. Anything less keeps us sliding deeper into hell.
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Bottom Gun, you rented Bottom Gun? Why? @spectreman.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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next year will be Toonami's 30th anniversary!
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
12 years ago.
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Dimension X was really lame. No wonder they wanted to merge worlds. Mind Flayer wanted some Doritos and Pepsi, probably. It needed a shopping trip to Target.
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
And they all died happily ever after.
January 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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I was bored and decided to set up my entire Simpsons World of Springfield toy collection. This photo took me roughly 500 hours so I hope you enjoy it and don’t just quickly scroll past it and ignore it. If I had another 500 hours I would have added all of the accessories.
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I wish Canada would drag Trump and his wife Malaria out of their bed in the middle of the night.
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
IFC tricked me into thinking Back to the Future was coming up, when it’s actually Back to School.
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
So Donald Trump has brain bleed?
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Quote Of The Day
Plato:
‘Only The Dead Have Seen The End Of War’
January 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
At least no one can bad mouth the Fast and the Furious movies ever again.
January 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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FYI: We can't believe some of these incredible horror movies flying under the radar! It's a crime, really. Let's fix that. Come on in for the most underrated horror movies of 2025 and let's show them some much deserved love.
11 Underrated Horror Movies From This Year You Can Watch Right Now
We can't believe some of these incredible horror movies flying under the radar! It's a crime, really. Let's fix that. Come on in for the most underrated horror movies of 2025 and let's show them some much deserved love.
dlvr.it
January 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
No toilet paper?
January 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I’m surprised Donald Fucked Up Trump isn’t tattooing numbers on the “illegal aliens” detained by his ICE bitches.
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Hunters (TV Series 2020–2023) ⭐ 7.2 | Crime, Drama, Mystery
1h | TV-MA
www.imdb.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I feel like Stranger Things played it to safe to please the majority. I’m fine with happy endings. I’m glad it’s gotten positive reviews. I just feel like it’s missing something.
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM