Jakers Cakers
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Sarcasm is the refuge of losers. Step four in the program.
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The federal government spending money on pediatric cancer research is good, actually.
December 19, 2024 at 10:35 PM
The federal government spending money on pediatric cancer research is good, actually.
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Home sick today and I’d like to use this platform to say:
If Scotty from the Ultimatum has a million enemies, then I am one of them. If Scotty has ten enemies, then I am one of them. If Scotty has only one enemy then that is me. If Scotty has no enemies, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If Scotty from the Ultimatum has a million enemies, then I am one of them. If Scotty has ten enemies, then I am one of them. If Scotty has only one enemy then that is me. If Scotty has no enemies, then that means I am no longer on earth.
December 16, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Home sick today and I’d like to use this platform to say:
If Scotty from the Ultimatum has a million enemies, then I am one of them. If Scotty has ten enemies, then I am one of them. If Scotty has only one enemy then that is me. If Scotty has no enemies, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If Scotty from the Ultimatum has a million enemies, then I am one of them. If Scotty has ten enemies, then I am one of them. If Scotty has only one enemy then that is me. If Scotty has no enemies, then that means I am no longer on earth.
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Very interested to see how Bill Belichick, who got regularly furious with the greatest quarterback of all time and a legendary field general in Tom Brady, interfaces with a 19 year old doing a bad Mahomes impression with 49 seconds left and one timeout
December 12, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Very interested to see how Bill Belichick, who got regularly furious with the greatest quarterback of all time and a legendary field general in Tom Brady, interfaces with a 19 year old doing a bad Mahomes impression with 49 seconds left and one timeout
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Hey, he's shown he's comfortable recruiting people in their early 20s
Former Patroits coach Bill Belichick interviews for North Carolina coaching job, @InsideCarolina reports
December 5, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Hey, he's shown he's comfortable recruiting people in their early 20s
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Shamelessly stolen from Steve on the other app:
Winning % as Jets starting QB:
Zach Wilson .364
Sam Darnold .342
Aaron Rodgers .273
Winning % as Jets starting QB:
Zach Wilson .364
Sam Darnold .342
Aaron Rodgers .273
November 17, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Shamelessly stolen from Steve on the other app:
Winning % as Jets starting QB:
Zach Wilson .364
Sam Darnold .342
Aaron Rodgers .273
Winning % as Jets starting QB:
Zach Wilson .364
Sam Darnold .342
Aaron Rodgers .273
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Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks at the exact moment he realized Bob from the Black Lodge has claimed his soul forever
November 17, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks at the exact moment he realized Bob from the Black Lodge has claimed his soul forever
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Cannot decide which stat is a worse look for the Jaguars' defense
1. they have given up six consecutive TD drives to start the game, only the second team to do so this year
2. they have given up 21 Jared Goff rushing yards
1. they have given up six consecutive TD drives to start the game, only the second team to do so this year
2. they have given up 21 Jared Goff rushing yards
November 17, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Cannot decide which stat is a worse look for the Jaguars' defense
1. they have given up six consecutive TD drives to start the game, only the second team to do so this year
2. they have given up 21 Jared Goff rushing yards
1. they have given up six consecutive TD drives to start the game, only the second team to do so this year
2. they have given up 21 Jared Goff rushing yards