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allisonsnotaloud.bsky.social
@allisonsnotaloud.bsky.social
Great Mom. Doting Aunt. Questionable Human.
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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Saw a Kia sportage with a “buy American” bumper sticker and genuinely giggled.
June 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Lil poster for the pride parade today, gotta get those protogynous skunk cabbages in there somewhere
June 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My baby child is nine now and I’m not okay.
May 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.

* very unconstitutional
April 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@upmc.com is displaying obscene cowardice in their refusal to provide gender affirming care to legal adults (18 years old).

You’re supposed to be a world leader in medicine, you corporate cucks. We take an oath to our patients, not to the Orange Oligarch.
April 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My kid, hops on her father’s back and pulls his newly developed (itty bitty) top knot, “Go! This is Ratitouille, right”?
Ruthless.
March 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“I was crying happy tears on the bus today, because I was thinking about Ninja. There was a black heart shaped spot on my pants that made me think of him”

🥹 🧈Ninja 🐈‍⬛ 🖤
March 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Critical reporting from Stephanie Nolen on what the interruption of TB funding actually means for those living with the disease--and those caring for them.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/11/h...
Tuberculosis Resurgent as Trump Funding Cut Disrupts Treatment Globally
The United States was the major funder of tuberculosis programs. Now hundreds of thousands of sick patients can’t find tests or drugs, and risk spreading the disease.
www.nytimes.com
March 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ever panic because you can’t remember if you were told to put your exam gown on with the opening in the front or the back?
Yeah, me neither😬
March 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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You may know me from such outbursts as "SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK THE LIGHT IS GREEN!" and "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY JUST ORDER ALREADY!"
March 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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The markets are crashing, we can't afford eggs anymore, the economy is shrinking, our allies are abandoning us...

But we'll always have the Gulf of America.
March 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“Mom are SZA and Kendrick Lamar friends? They do a lot of really good stuff together”

-8.5 years old
February 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Comparing my schedule with the Tour Dates to see if I can get an autograph in person…
February 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Ok, schools at US military bases aren’t just removing books that fall into the “DEI” category.

They are removing books with that totally woke viewpoint that slavery was a bad thing
Books mentioning slavery, civil rights removed from shelves at Fort Campbell schools - ClarksvilleNow.com
At an elementary school at Fort Campbell, home of the 101st Airborne Division, librarians are hard at work scrubbing the shelves for books that contain references to slavery, the civil rights movement...
clarksvillenow.com
February 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I love over hearing my spawn singing in the shower. It’s the sound of joy unbridled by selfconsciousness or fear.
February 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
February 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.

Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.

Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.

Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Better Maid Donuts’ shop owner called my boyfriend and I regulars this morning and it is honestly in my top 5 proudest life accomplishments. #bestdonutinpittsburgh #BetterMaidDonuts
January 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM